Yeah, That's The Ticket!

Jon Lovitz and others are being sued by the Los Angeles Dodgers over claims they failed to pay nearly $100,000 for season tickets for the 2010 baseball season.

It can't be Lovitz, I met him once at Mulligan's On The Blue in Maui and he was a really nice guy, it must have been his wife Morgan Fairchild.









Yeah, that's what happened!

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Yeah, you betcha!

Tell Me Why

Tickets are being given away for President Obama's speech tomorrow in the capitol of the People's Republic, Iowa City.

The Liter felt compelled to answer this question posed by a student at the University of Iowa.

Why would you pass up the opportunity to see the president

Because, in the immortal words of Jon Lovitz, he's a fucking asshole.

Yeah, That's The Ticket!

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Lovitz noted, for the record, I voted for the guy and I’m a Democrat.

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

I promise not to review last night's entire Republican debate.

Gary Johnson looked like Ryan Stiles to me and sounded a little like Jon Lovitz (Yeah, That's The Ticket!) and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Johnson got off the best line of the night when he said, "My next-door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration".

Mitt Romney was smoothest, Newt Gingrich again was spot on, Rick Perry looked lost, Jon Huntsman was somewhat better, Rick Santorum fumbled a wee bit, Ron Paul had his moments, Herman Cain was classic and Michele Bachmann remains a lightweight.