Give A Man A Fish
President Barack Obama will announce on Monday that the Department of Agriculture intends to buy up to $170 million of pork, lamb, chicken and catfish to help support farmers suffering from the drought
Somebody's noodling for votes, which is illegal in Iowa, and the scientific community is united in that fact.
In other United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) news, officials spent $2 million on an internship program that had one intern, as it failed to use properly $63 million in federal funding provided for USDA to protect itself from hackers.
That must have been one hell of an intern, Tom Vilsack.
Now that's a whole other Pickle.