Unknown Caller

This story gives a whole new meaning to the term butt dialing and the scientific community is united in that fact.

A Sri Lankan prisoner who tried to hide his mobile phone during a search of his cell was caught out when guards heard ring tones from his rear-end

Somebody get the phone, some ass keeps calling.

I would think prison would be the last place you'd want people to know you have an accommodating ass. 

The 58-year-old convict had to be admitted to the national hospital in Colombo where doctors later retrieved the handset from his rectum.

Rectum?

It nearly killed him!