Brother Sport

President Obama reportedly told the Chairman and Chief Executive of The Walt Disney Company, which owns ESPN, "At least I know what I want to do when I retire … host ESPN SportsCenter's Top 10 list."

You don't have to wait until you retire, Mr. President, to make SportsCenter and the scientific community is united in that fact. 

There's the manly way you throw a baseball.

You would make it for your golf game.

Your fleet of feet with a football

Your considerable basketball skills

They way you butch up a bike ride.

That just leaves the theme song

Quite apropos.