“Tomorrow” was invented for indecisive people and for children.

Proving that "Tomorrow Begins Today" and is not just a day away, John Edwards announced he is running for President in 2008.

Introduced to the tune, "Yesterday", Edwards stunned Iowans by announcing Charles Barkley as his running mate.

It's an obvious ploy to derail the Obama factor, but Edwards said, "Why wait to do tomorrow what you can do today?".

When questioned by the press about an internet picture that shows him primping like a little girl, Edwards responded, "I can't wait to look in the mirror, cuz I get better looking each day".

Trying to show he's more than a pretty face, Edwards awed the crowd saying, "The meaning of today will not be clear until tomorrow"and that "Today is, after all, today, but yesterday is of the same substance as tomorrow".

In a move to reach evangelicals Edwards quoted Matthew 6:34, "...do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will bring worries of its own. Today’s trouble is enough for today".

Edwards shared his personal philosophy, "The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday—but never jam today".

An audience member questioned Edwards about the national debt to which Edwards replied, "Let us not bankrupt our todays by paying interest on the regrets of yesterday and by borrowing in advance the troubles of tomorrow".

In an apparent slam at polls showing him trailing Hillary Rodham Clinton, Edwards said "Today’s public opinion, though it may appear as light as air, may be tomorrow’s legislation—for better or for worse".

Edwards concluded the night by telling the crowd, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life" and "I love you more today than yesterday--but not as much as tomorrow".