Time has come today

Time magazine's 100 most influential people is out.

I checked the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary for the meaning of influential...

one who has great influence.

Checking the meaning of influence...

an ethereal fluid held to flow from the stars and to affect the actions of humans.

"Ethereal fluid"...Isn't that what Bubba got on the big girl's dress?

Checking the meaning of ethereal...

lacking material substance.

That certainly accounts for:


Leonardo DiCaprio
Rosie O'Donnell
Sacha Baron Cohen
Kate Moss
George Clooney
Brad Pitt
Justin Timberlake
Tyra Banks
Cate Blanchett
America Ferrera
Tina Fey

Also lacking substance...Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama and the scientific community is united in that fact.