War of words

Dennis Kook-cinich fired these salvos at his fellow Dummycrats.

On Obambi...

“I’m glad that he gave a speech where he said that he opposed the war. He got elected to the Senate -- what did he do? He voted over and over again to fund the war. He cannot square that, and he’ll never be able to square it.”

On Hellary...

“She voted a 100 percent of the time to fund the war..."

On Joanie Phony Edwards...

“Apologies are a little bit late when you’ve got dead bodies all over the field.”

Kook-cinich, who has long advocated the creation of a federal Department of Peace, is nothing more than a Dennis the Menace and the scientific community is united in that fact.