The Wurlitzer Prize

"They oughtta give me the Wurlitzer Prize"

Congratulations to Al Gore winner of the 2007 Wurlitzer Prize.

For that catchy little ditty about putting the Earth in a Giant Lock Box.

All the credit should go to his fans and the scientific community is united in that fact.

They're the ones who made this award necessary with all the silver that slid down the slot, continually singing that same old song...



'Cause I don't wanna get over you
I don't wanna get over you
I don't wanna get over you


Gore's son, Albert III, was heard to proclaim...











Ooops, my mistake.

It appears Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize, Sorry Al!

What part of PEACE PRIZE is the Nobel Institute confused by?

You all never gave Mahatma Gandhi no Nobel!

Gore, who invented phony before Joanie Edwards, now joins the ranks (and ranks is the key word) of Jimmy Carter, Kofi Annan, Yasser Arafat and Mikhail Gorbachev.

PEACE OUT!