Who's Cheatin' Who

The last time I was surprised was when I found out ice cream cones were hollow.

After that big disappointment what else is there?

My first thought when John Ensign confessed to his affair, they were on a break!

Mark Sanford has been getting it on with an Argentinian?

Sounds familiar, maybe he was just boning up on foreign affairs.

At least these schmucks didn't drag their wives to their pity parties and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Are expectations lower for Dummycrat men in the affairs department?

Sarcasm--without it life itself is nearly impossible!