Pig Out

Staci Appel-sauce for brains has scheduled her third annual pork chop dinner tonight.

Pork chops and apple sauce?

They've gone whole hog, and the scientific community is united in that fact, as the Big Lug Nut is listed as her special guest.

Suggested contributions are $25 per person.

Friends are in for $100, Supporters at $250 and Sponsors have to fork over $500.

She's looking to make some bacon.

The Walton's will be hosting the event...Goodnight John Boar!

Hope nobody gets swine flu.

Ms. Appel did not include this event in her weakly, err weekly update--which still does not come weekly.

The dates of the last issues are; August 14, July 29, July 16, July 3, June 17 and June 3.