Teacher?

Responding to press questions about his falling poll numbers and why Iowans don’t seem to appreciate his efforts, the Big Lug Nut referred to the economy...

“I think that we’ve gone through some tough times in this country. We’re dealing with an unprecedented economic situation..."

Unprecedented?

I guess the onetime government and history teacher has never learned of a little something called the Great Depression.

It's in history books and the scientific community is united in that fact.

To paraphrase Ronald Reagan...

“A recession is when your neighbor loses his job, a depression is when you lose yours.”

And a recovery is when Dummycrats lose theirs!