What Have I DONN To Deserve This?

You know that has to be on the mind of Donn (the second N is silent) Stanley, as he's named the current campaign manager for the Big Lug Nut.

If you had six months in the Abby Curran pool --YOU LOST and the scientific community is united in that fact.

FIRE IN THE HOLE as another rodent leaves the SS Lug Nut.

What does Donn deliver to the campaign?

He was the Iowa Deputy Secretary of State for Communications when the BLN held the top job, where it looks like in 1999 one of their projects was internet voting and that the BLN was convinced there would be real Internet voting in the states within the next 10 years.

EPIC FAIL!

Lately, Stanley was an ASSistant Attorney General for Tom Miller and had hopes of being appointed U.S. Attorney for Iowa's southern district.

I'm sure this will be a nice gig too -- INCOMING!