Dilutional?

Focused like a loser --err laser, the Obama administration has clearly made the Gulf oil spill its "highest priority since this crisis occurred".

Per the President...

"...this entire White House and this entire federal government has been singularly focused on how do we stop the leak, and how do we prevent and mitigate the damage to our coastlines".


As part of their effort to mitigate the damage, in a picture that only appears out of focus, White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel and Vice President Joe Biden work on a theory of diluting the oil with water unleashed via the latest Super Soaker technology.


















"...does this administration maintain a constant sense of urgency about this, and are we examining every recommendation, every idea that's out there, and making our best judgment as to whether these are the right steps to take, based on the best experts that we know of. And on that answer, the answer is yes -- or on that question, the answer is yes".















Here White House staffers, using their best judgment, examine the beer pong/urine theory to dilute the oil.

It was an idea recommended, via the best experts, from the constant sense of urgency their bladders felt.

The President has been busy with his own experts -- we talk to these folks because they potentially have the best answers, so I know whose ass to kick."

The four people highlighted here would be a good place to start and the scientific community is united in that fact.

If you're limber enough, you might want to consider your own as well.

Plug The Damn Hole