It's Only Wednesday

Ed Fallon: Only gays can call me Wednesday

Everyone else still has to call him Ed?

Surely, you can't be serious?

Don't call him Shirley!

Like the switchboard is backed up with callers any day of the week on the Fallon For Um.

Now you know why Wednesday's child is full of woe and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Fallon stated, “I’m as straight as the day is long.”

Interesting that he choose the time of year when days are shortest to proclaim that.