Sitting In The Park

On Sunday, because of the Des Moines Marathon, I had to drive past Itchycoo Park -- the home of the the relocated societal misfits that are Occupy Iowa/Des Moines.

It was just a little past noon and I could not see anyone on the premises, just their tents.

It made me feel sorry for the kids that use that park for play, those tents took up so much room that there didn't appear to be anyplace for them to utilize the park or the equipment.

With no people in the park, I was left to wonder if there was another "big" activity they were partaking in, such as Saturday's March.

Protesters march in Des Moines on ‘Occupy Wall Street International Day of Action’

Once again media numbers are mixed upon those who participated.

The Ragister reported more than 350 people at its peak, but others counted more than 100 people.

The Occupy-errs included a member of the advocacy group Move to Amend, who are dedicated to ending the illegitimate legal doctrines that prevent the American people from governing ourselves.

Also taking part were Cat Rocketship and her husband Mr. Rocketshop, also known as Scott Kubie.

Cat, like all the Occupy-errs, needs to Get over your fucking self because you haven't been able to Make me fucking care.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

From the Land of Make Believe

"If I was president, this wouldn't have happened,"John Kerry taking a jab at the Bush Adminstration over the Israeli-Hezbollah conflict.

"The president has been so absent on diplomacy when it comes to issues affecting the Middle East," Kerry said. "We're going to have a lot of ground to make up (in 2008) because of it."

"This is about American security and Bush has failed. He has made it so much worse because of his lack of reality in going into Iraq.…We have to destroy Hezbollah," he said.

Tell me Flipper, how do you diplomatically destroy Hezbollah? Got Nuance?

*****Flashback to January 21, 2005 (The day after Inauguration Day)*****

An old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here."

The old man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here."

The man thanked him and again walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with president Kerry."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is not the President and
doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."