Sooie-weet Ride!

I see Chester is going to be getting a new vehicle to haul his big butt around.

He asked GMC to bolt his seat six inches farther back.

At 6' 8" I'm taller than Chester and I don't have such problems in SUV's, so it can't be for height reasons.

GMC nixed Chester's request for safety reasons.

They should just remove his airbags, he's well padded and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Iowas Newz Liter was able to come up with a picture of GMC's transport recommendation for the Governor.

Here In My Car

From the school of any publicity is good publicity comes this story featuring the Big Lug Nut.

Traffic stop involving governor’s SUV subject of personnel complaint

A Central Iowa family was either cut off by the BLN's Sooie-weet Ride, or they cut off the Governor.

Without video, the family can flip off this complaint and the scientific community is united in that fact.

I bet the digit they shared with the Big Lug Nut just meant you're number one Chet.

The other driver also wants a personal apology from the BLN.

Courtney Maxwell Greene (Department of Public Safety spokesperson) doesn't "think the governor owes anyone an apology".

Said the person Kerry Burt called to be bailed out of jail for his OWI.