Isn't it rich

Members of Florida's Democratic congressional delegation are threatening a voting rights probe should the national party strip the state of its presidential primary delegates.

The delegation members, in a letter to national party chair Howard Dean, accuse the Democratic National Committee of being ''poised to assault'' Floridians' right to cast their ballots.

This from the folks who couldn't cast a ballot if their butts depended on it and the scientific community is united in that fact.

This from the paranoid party who has cast dispersions on the last two Presidential elections, without one piece of evidence.

However, there's a lot of evidence of Dummycrat voter fraud...

In 2004 paid Democrat operatives charged with slashing tires on GOP get-out-the-vote vans in Milwaukee and an Ohio court order stopping Democrat operatives from calling voters telling them the wrong date for the election and faulty polling place information.

In June 2005 Democratic Party officials in East St. Louis, Illinois have been convicted of massive voter fraud in last November's election. The local jury convicted them of, among other things, paying people to vote Democratic. This is, really, only the tip of the iceberg; still to come is an attempted murder trial arising out of the effort by a Democratic Party official to murder a witness who threatened to blow the whistle on the Democratic official's corruption.

Don't forget...The Florida secretary of state's office reported it had found "legally sufficient" evidence that some 60 people in Palm Beach County had committed voter fraud by voting both there and in New York state. The Florida Department of Law Enforcement has launched a formal probe. In 2004, New York's Daily News found that 46,000 people were illegally registered to vote in both New York and Florida.

And...The U.S. Department of Justice recommended that an outside party be appointed to oversee Democratic primary elections in Noxubee County, Miss. In June, federal district judge Tom Lee found that Ike Brown, the Democratic political boss of Noxubee, had paid notaries public to visit voters and illegally mark their absentee ballots, imported illegal candidates to run for county office and manipulated the registration rolls.

Isn't it rich, isn't it queer
Losing my timing this late in my career
And where are the clowns
Quick send in the clowns
Don't bother, they're here.

Send In The Clowns

My friend Cal, Freedom's pal, sent this video along.

It's apropos and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Waterloo Sunset?

Trying to score points off of Michele Bachmann's John Wayne gaffe has resulted in failure for the Cedar Rapids Gazette Todd Boreman, err Dorman and Conan O'Brien.

Bachmann erred in having John Wayne born in Waterloo, but Dorman and Conan made a much bigger boo-boo, and the scientific community is united in that fact, in saying Waterloo is the birthplace of John Wayne Gacy.

Dorman -- I think Michele Bachmann’s mistaken assertion that John Wayne was born in Waterloo, when it was really the homicidal clown John Wayne Gacy, falls into that category.

Conan -- "Michele Bachmann said her hometown of Waterloo, Iowa, is the birthplace of John Wayne, when it is actually the birthplace of serial killer John Wayne Gacy. She then said her favorite sitcom from the 80s is 'Charles Manson in Charge."

For the record John Wayne Gacy was born in Chicago.

These clowns had a chance to look it up, like I did, and failed.

Hard Habit To Break

Maybe it's the weather.

It could be some stuff going on in my life.

Whichever it is, when the King of SNARK can't make fun of --

Jack ASS...err, Hatch

(Hatch raps Branstad’s minority hiring record, promises to hire blacks, gays, others for key posts)

CommieTommie Harkin  (Harkin endorses Hatch for Iowa governor)

ASSME (Key labor groups endorse Hatch for Iowa governor)

John Kerry (John Kerry calls climate change deniers members of 'Flat Earth Society')

Bill Nye (Nye Goofs! Holds up pic of Arctic while talking about Antarctic)

The hypocrisy of a government that won't plow your street, but will fine you if your sidewalk isn't cleared in 48 hours (SNOW PLOWING: City Utilizing Warmer Weather)

100 Grannies (New push to ban plastic bags gains traction in Iowa City)

Or even Clowns (National clown shortage may be approaching, trade organizations fear)

It ain't looking good for the Liter and the scientific community is united in that fact.