Don't Make Me A Target?

First Lady Michelle Obama is back in the news for being one of the common folk with her Target run.

Recession chic... or a desperate PR stunt? What REALLY happened when Michelle Obama was spotted shopping at Target

Common folk shop don't shop with a taxpayer paid personal assistant and don't try to be incognito after alerting an AP photographer prior to your trip and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Rush Limbaugh took some criticism for his criticism of the trip.

Rush Limbaugh: They Had To Send The First Lady To Target To Buy Lysol™ ?

The writer is aghast that Limbaugh can somehow magically see into the contents of the First Lady’s shopping bag and can tell she’s buying Lysol.

He does have talent on loan from God.

With my considerable skills, I can tell you she bought Lysol Disinfecting Wipes and Febreze too.














One has to wonder why she didn't shop Costco?

It has a closer location in Arlington and they support the Dummycrat Party.

Plus, Can liberals shop at Target now?

They Auto Know Better

For their 1969 line, Ford's ad campaign featured this better idea ad.

All these years later, the light bulb still hasn't gone on for Harry Reid or Robert Gibbs.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Reid, in talking about the auto industry bailout, said --

"Isn't it a good thing today in America that we have an automobile manufacturing sector? If it had been up to them [Republicans], General Motors would be gone. If it were up to them, Ford Motor Company would probably be gone. Chrysler definitely would be gone."

BUZZ--WRONG!

Ford was not part of the federal bailout.

Gibbs took on Rush Limbaugh and every other critic “sitting in the cheap seats” –for criticizing the rescue of General Motors and Chrysler as a “government takeover” that smacks of socialism.

"you should ask Mr. Limbaugh — I don’t know what kind of car he drives, but I bet it’s not an F-150.”

BUZZ--WRONG!

The F-150 is a not a car, it's a pickup truck and once again Ford was not part of the federal bailout.

Here's another better idea for the federal government from Ford.

Radio Ga Ga

Fiberals are all excited about the new one hour radio show to debut during the highly tuned in time period of 7-8p.m.(?)

Fallon For Um will air on 98.3 WOW tonight.

The station is ninth in the last ratings period, ages 12+ , with a 4.3.

That means 4.3 people tuned in each quarter hour Monday-Sunday 6a.m. to Midnight.

The most tuned in times for radio are morning, afternoon, mid-day, then evenings such as 7-8p.m.

The station is so excited, WOW-- let me say that again backwards--WOW, to have Ed on the air that they haven't even added him to their staff listings.

Maybe that's because technically Ed isn't on staff, see he's paying them to air the show--$350 an hour?

Is Ed paying himself again?

The online Ragister ran a story with the headline

Watch out Limbaugh, Fallon is after your gig

I guarantee, with both hands tied behind my back, the El Rushbo never paid for his air time and Ed will never earn the over $400 Million Limbaugh's last deal is worth--even if he plays the accordion.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Ed's guest tonight is Dolores Huerta, who helped establish the United Farm Workers with Cesar Chavez.

Her message is supposed to be that which her mother taught her of being generous and caring for others, unless you count the lies she's spread such as "Republicans hate Mexicans" at the Tucson High Magnet School.

There's the controversy brewed up in a commencement speech this summer at Cal State Bakersfield where she asked graduates to shout a Zulu word that represents unity.

I'm not surprised, coming from someone who's an elected Honorary Chair of the Democratic Socialists of America.

Does she know Barack Obama?

Apparently so--“He’s an opportunist…He’s not given a drop of sweat for the immigrant struggle…He hasn’t been involved with Latinos.”

Huerta was a Hellary supporter and she was none too happy with Obama's taking over of the UFWA’s slogan of "Si, se puede" with his "Yes we can.

Should be a riveting hour (YAWN!).

Other upcoming Fallon guests will include the Subjective Theatre Company of Des Moines, coincidentally a group helping to underwrite the Fallon For Um.

I can't wait until he gets around to his efforts to negate Gore-BULL warming.

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Awwww Mommmmm!

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, is backtracking from a comment that young people today "think work is a four-letter word." It appears to have gotten her in trouble with daughter Chelsea.Yesterday, giving a commencement address at Long Island University, Clinton explained that her daughter phoned her after hearing of the comment – and the senator apologized. "Chelsea called and said, Mom I do work hard and my friends work hard. I said, 'I'm sorry, I didn't mean to convey the impression that you don't work hard." Rush Limbaugh, discussed Clinton's remarks today.

"Why won't Hillary say this to everybody wasting their life, sitting around, waiting around for the welfare check ... waiting for somebody to come help them out of a problem? ... She has to identify a specific group, but she leaves out that portion of the population that she has targeted and her party has targeted to live exactly that way. That party has been out creating as many victims as possible. They want 'em unproductive. They don't want 'em earning enough that they don't need government and don't need people like Hillary."

Limbaugh also noted Hillary seemed hypocritical based on legislation she's pushing on Capitol Hill.

"She sponsored this bill with some other congressman to go out and build 15,000 low-income homes that had fully wired high-speed Internet in them. So while she's out there complaining about this creating a bunch of lazy slobs that expect everything handed to 'em, she's gonna go out and build 15,000 low-income residences with high-speed Internet so that they can also join the instant-gratification crowd at the lower end of the spectrum."

El Rushbo is right! Fiberals love nothing better than to keep 'em down on the Dummycrat Plantation!!

No Limit?

I think I might agree with CommieTommie Harkin on something, but for different reasons.

Harkin explains why he voted against plan to increase debt limit

Harkin stated -- “This deal was not about reducing the deficit...".

It appears he's correct, per Rush Limbaugh -- $2 Trillion in reductions off a nearly $10 Trillion, 10 year debts is still more than $7 Trillion in debt.

In the Los Angeles Times -- In the government's 2012 fiscal year, the cut would be $21 billion, or less than 1% of a nearly $3.7-trillion federal budget, according to the Congressional Budget Office.

Looks like the old governmental game of getting less of an increase in the budget, than what we wanted, is a cut. Even though it's more than the previous budget.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Senator Tom Coburn (R-OK) notes -- this agreement does not cut any spending over 10 years. In fact, it increases discretionary spending by $830 billion.

Leftist logic

Every once in awhile you hear how some fiberal is fit to be tied about how someone can't support the war if they didn't serve.

They deride Dick Cheney or Rush Limbaugh for deferments.

They'll piss and moan about the Bush twins not serving in Iraq.

I guess I missed Chelsea Clinton's exemplary military record in Operation Desert Fox and Operation Allied Force ,that were engineered by Bubba, and the scientific community is united in that fact.

It's interesting that fiberals can't wrap their brains around the fact that military service is a choice, just like abortion, and the government doesn't have a right to make decisions about your body.

With that in mind let's look at the military service of your Dummycrat candidates for President...

Hillary Rodham Clinton: None.

Barack Obama: None.

John Edwards: None.

Bill Richardson of New Mexico: None. Received student and medical classifications.

Joe Biden: None. Rejected for medical reasons, but would have been eligible in a national emergency.

Chris Dodd: Army Reserve.

Dennis Kucinich: None. Was rejected for military service because of a heart murmur.

Mike Gravel:Enlisted United States Army.

Therefore, only Dodd and Gravel are qualified to make decisions regarding the United States Military and could serve as the Commander in Chief.

Fire Away?

Could NPR handle the firing of Juan Williams any worse?

NPR does not see Williams termination as a “...First Amendment issue.”

NPR believes it is an ethics issue, NPR’s ethics code states that journalists “should not express views” in other outlets, like TV shows, that “they would not air in their role as an NPR journalist.”

Sounds like censorship, which makes it a First Amendment issue and the scientific community is united in that fact.

NPR chief executive Vivian Schiller, degraded Williams by saying the views that got Williams fired should remain “between him and his psychiatrist or his publicist.”

Now that's more inline with NPR views that have been expressed previously by Nina Totenberg publicly wishing for the late GOP Sen. Jesse Helms to die a painful AIDS-induced death to NPR affiliate employee Sarah Spitz pining for radio talk show giant Rush Limbaugh's death on a journalists e-mail list.

Interestingly, Schiller was a senior vice president and general manager of New York Times.com prior to joining NPR in 2009.

That would explain the condescending tone in this article that seems to defend Schiller.

NPR had to know what they were getting when they hired Williams in 1999, because he had been working at Fox News since 1997.

I think Williams' days were numbered in the fiberal world when he defended Bill Cosby's criticisms of the black community and then he took it further in 2006 by writing a book.

Now that's FUNNY, Jon Carry

In defending his remarks the other day, John Kerry typically blamed everyone but himself.

The terms used were... Right-Wing nuts, stuffed- suit mouthpieces, Republican hacks, doughy(for Rush Limbaugh).

He ended one statement with..."these Republicans want to debate straw men because they're afraid to debate real men."

Now comes word that he's issued an apology on his web-site....

"I sincerely regret that my words were misinterpreted to wrongly imply anything negative about those in uniform, and I personally apologize to any service member, family member, or American who was offended."

John Kerry what you said was in public and recorded for posterity, so get in front of the cameras and apologize!

"REAL MEN" don't apologize via a written statement!

Actually all he's apologizing for is the supposed misinterpretation of his words

With only TALENT on loan from GOD

The lips are working for El-Rushbo! Viagra? Who knows what he got to keep after his 3rd divorce!

At least he didn't lose his sense of humor. This comes from the Drudge Report....

RUSH LIMBAUGH: 'HOW DID BOB DOLE'S LUGGAGE GET ON MY AIRPLANE? I TOLD MY DOCTOR I WAS WORRIED ABOUT THE NEXT ELECTION'... ...CUSTOMS DID NOT BELIEVE ME WHEN I TOLD THEM THAT I GOT THOSE PILLS AT THE BILL CLINTON PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY'...