Best Biden Ever

It appears Joe Biden measured up(?) to Barack Obama's high standards.

Obama bypassed what I believed was the safe pick (Bayh Bayh Biden)and did go with someone who'll be a challenge.

I can only hope Joseph ROBINETTE Biden Jr. will spend a lot of time in Iowa, it's the scene of a few of Biden's Best and the scientific community is united in that fact.

In an Iowa debate, in his 1988 Presidential bid, Biden plagiarized Neil Kinnock almost word for word from a Kinnock TV commercial designed to evoke memories of the British class struggle.

Where Kinnock's coal-mining ancestors worked "eight hours underground," Biden's somewhat mythical forebears "would come up after twelve hours." Biden in the past had given credit to Kinnock, but in Iowa he introduced the fiery rhetoric by deceptively claiming, "I started thinking as I was coming over here . . ."

He was in Iowa, he would have been better off thinking of Nile Kinnick.

Last year, in Des Moines, Biden was on the money when he said...Americans must not vote for inexperienced, likeable presidential candidates, then hope the winner can get up to speed after the election.

While trying to tell kids at Des Moines East High that he would be "the education president unlike any president has in American history", Biden referred three times to Iowa's Junior Senator as Tom Harkins.

Biden and Harkin(s) have been in the Senate together for over 22 years.

Obama has been known to borrow words without attribution, maybe that's one reason he picked Biden.

Maybe he borrowed, from Biden, the pay grade statement last Saturday.

It will be interesting to see how they spin the CHANGE angle with someone who's been in the Senate since 1973 and dance around bad lobbyists when one of Biden's sons, Hunter, is a registered Washington lobbyist.

Talk to us Joe!

Vagina Monologues

Politico has the story on the classless nut job who questioned John McCain in Des Moines Thursday.

Marty Parrish was a paid member of Joe ROBinette Biden's Presidential campaign.

That explains why Parrish plagiarized his question and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Here's how Parrish framed his question...

"This question goes to mental health and mental health care. Previously, I’ve been married to a woman that was verbally abusive to me. Is it true that you called your wife a (expletive)?"

It's no wonder Parrish is fixated on the female genitalia, sounds like he's a (rhymes with) wussy!

I see why he doesn't support the Dummycrat candidate with "testicular fortitude" and prefers SNOB-ama.

Here Comes Santa Claus

With Christmas so close, the Liter decided to look through our recent letter file to figure out who's been naughty or nice.

The first posted piece came in at 2:52 p.m., yesterday, from Anonymous concerning our Nutbush City Limits commentary.

You really are a loser, posting only to yourself. Hope you and your "friends" are having fun. I'm leaving this sh*thole, never to return.

Dear Anonymouse:

You come across as very David Goodner Dumbass -esque and the scientific community is united in that fact.

I've noted from my first posting that this blog is like therapy for me and I'm always amazed anyone reads what I post, yet they do in the power centers of D. C. and Des Moines.

Interesting that Anonymouse read the Liter and posted on it, yet I'm the loser.

Thanks for reading.

Next on our docket is Exhibit B, a letter registered at 2:55 p.m., yesterday, coincidentally also from an Anonymouse and citing our A Lesson In Leavin' commentary.

Hello? Hello? Anyone there? Anyone reading this? Apparently not. Sorry, loser - no one cares what you think. I work 50 hours a week, make over $100,000/year as an attorney, and I am part of the 99%. I am not complaining about the way I have been tre ated. But I have seen too many poor people spit on, literally and figuratively.

Dear Counselor:

Your Habeas Corpus is merely hearsay and more than likely would not hold up under oath.

Either you're the same person that three minutes earlier was leaving this "sh*thole , never to return" or you're being plagiarized.

We also believe you've committed perjury with your "I work 50 hours a week" statement, so you may want to redact it.

If you're with the Occupy-errs, you are not the 99%, but rather the 1/10th of one percent in the judgment of another witness.

The Respondent.

As an aside, the Liter chose the Coca-Cola Santa because that is what we grew up with in our family business and its corporate connection has got to piss off the Occupy-errs.

HO HO HO!



This version is for our "friend" Cal (Freedom's pal).

ABC gum, already been chewed

Multi-millionaire trial lawyer John Edwards is back in Iowa and in his best defense for his candidacy said...

"We need a president of the United States who can walk and chew chewing gum at the same time."

Chew chewing gum?

Who says that?

Its... WALK AND CHEW GUM AT THE SAME TIME!

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

I Googled the phrase " walk and chew chewing gum" and it came back with 41 hits.

John Edwards is the one who uses that phrase and that gum was already chewed by him in 2004.

Edwards used it in a Dummycrat debate January 2004 in South Carolina.

Has he plagiarized Lonnie Donegan of "Does your chewing gum lose its flavor (on the bedpost overnight)" fame?

Here's a chorus from the song...

Now the nation rise as one
To send their wanted son
Up to the White House, yes, the nation's only White House
To voice their discontent
Unto the Pres-I-dent
The bonny burning question, What has swept this continent?

After Edwards repeated the phrase in Iowa a reporter held up some gum, not Juicy Fruit, and asked...

"Do you want to walk and chew gum?"

Edwards reply...

"I'm not sure I can."

He can, however, chew his own cud.

I am thinking...spots!

Senator's Patrick Leahy (D/VT) and
Ted Kennedy (D/MA) react to Senator Joe Biden's (D/MD) latest ethnic gaffe.

FINALLY SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP . . .

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a spot on their foreheads.

We have always naively thought that it had something to do with their
religion.

The true story has recently been revealed by the Indian Embassy in
Washington, D.C.

When one of these women gets married, she brings with her, a dowry. On her
wedding night, the husband scratches off the spot to see if he has won
either a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States.

Just thought you would like to know.

I'm not sure who the Senator plagiarized the joke from, probably Rekha Basu.

Thanks go to our friend Pat B. for instantly knowing it to be a "Bidenism".