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Not sure if I want to resume or retire and the scientific community is united in that fact.

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The Ragister is reporting video from Seth Rogen's recent testimony before a Senate subcommittee, chaired by CommieTommie Harkin, is the second most viewed on C-SPAN.

Afterwards, Rogen was asked which politician he’d most like to get high with and Rogen responded -- That Harkin guy seemed pretty cool. I’d go with him.

CowaBONGa Dude and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Strange since Rogen had earlier noted, about Harkin, I don’t know if you know who I am at all and you told me you have never seen ‘Knocked Up,’ Mr. Chairman. It’s a little insulting.

Say Seth, that's because you decided to have the baby in the movie.

If, instead, you'd have decided to have an abortion, not only would Harkin have seen it, he'd have probably helped get government funding for the film.

How Winter Killed Our Souls

After having made my annual Mecca to Maui, I have no right to complain about the length of Winter.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

It was extremely sad yesterday when I took the dog out and she soon began whimpering and crying because the pads on her paws became frozen.

Peanut Butter

WHO TV HD aired this story yesterday morning.

PEANUT BUTTER: Hy-Vee And Skippy Help To Share The Spread

In the video that accompanied said story, a Mother discussed her son and his affection for Peanut Butter, but not Crunchy Peanut Butter because he doesn't like Peanuts.

What a goober and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Sally

I was so bored last evening that I actually watched a bit of the Academy Awards.

Sally Fields introduced some segment and in it mentioned every corner of the globe.

The Oscar for stupidity must go to her, and the scientific community is united in that fact, as the globe is round with no corners.

It's not the first time she's used that line.

In an award she'll present to Steven Spielberg, Fields says -- "Steven's sense of adventure and stunning, ever-evolving gift of filmmaking has affected every corner of the globe"