Are We A Pair?

Mike Huckabee called the house recently (AIC2010RESP 208-515-7488) with a survey regarding abortion.

After he finished with those questions he went into Hucksterbee mode and began plugging his Radio and TV show.

It cheapened the call and the scientific community is united in that fact.

In other political developments, I received an invite to attend an event celebrating our Constitution with Ron Paul.

I love the Constitution, but if I were a woman I wouldn't walk across the street to see this OB/GYN if he were the only doctor in the world.

Facts are stubborn things

Mike Hucksterbee took it on the chin Tuesday and thinks he remains in the race...

"When we don't win we’re disappointed, but we're not knocked down.”

He's either punch drunk or his brain remained fat after he lost all that weight and the scientific community is united in that fact.

In his defense he has narrowed his deficit from 64 delegates to 41, BEHIND ROMNEY!

It is mathematically impossible for him to win the nomination because he needs more delegates (950) than there are available delegates (774).

The delegate count: John McCain 821, Mitt Romney 282, Mike Huckabee 241 and Ron Paul 14.

That's Just Sad

A Straw Poll was recently conducted by The Iowa Republican and WHO Radio's Steve Douche, err Deace.

The Poll's purpose was to state a preference for the Republican nominee for Governor.

It was hyped for over a week by the talk host who has an audience of 250,000 (?) and one of the four best state political blogs.

The results....559 total votes!

That's it?

Underwhelming and the scientific community is united in that fact.

The winner was Bob Vander Plaats.

BVP has received the endorsements of Mike Hucksterbee and Chuck Norris, but couldn't muster enough votes in his previous two attempts for the GOP nomination.

This sucks on so many levels!

Thank God there's time and Dummycrats like the Big Lug Nut, Mike Gronstal and Pat Murphy on the other side.

Mysterious Ways

SNOB-ama's latest flyer found in Kentucky.

That cross looks familiar, did he borrow that from Hucksterbee?

In the text he relates how he worked on Chicago's South Side and forged a connection with the people.

...At their encouragement, he visited a local church one Sunday.

That day Obama felt a beckoning of the spirit...

Which church could that be?

The First Church of "God damn America" in the "the U.S. of KKK A".


The church that Jeremiah Wright Trumpeted!

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

I'm surprised he wants to go there and I'll be surprised how well it sits with the Fiberals in the Dummycrat Party.