Reefer Man

I've known for the past five years that David Goodner (pictured) is a "Dumbass", now he's made more people aware of what a real moron he is.

Police arrest one protester, others file complaint against bank

Goodner, and a few of his Occupy-err friends, wanted to read a letter inside Wells Fargo accusing the institution of using predatory lending practices, financing private prisons and avoiding fair taxes.

Police said the off-duty officers working in the bank allowed Goodner to enter to hand the letter to a bank official.

According to authorities, officers asked him several times to leave but he refused and resisted arrest. He was charged with trespass, interference with official acts, possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Goodner acknowledged being determined to finish reading the letter but said he stopped resisting once he realized uniformed police officers were trying to arrest him.

At that point it's too late Dumbass and the scientific community is united in that fact.

This isn't Goodner's first arrest, Must Be The Ganja that messed with his instincts.

The remaining societal misfits proceeded to another bank where Jessica Reznicek and Julie Brown became trapped in the lobby and cut off from the rest of the group.

The two claimed they were trapped in the bank for more than 10 minutes and filed a police report.

Crime scene, or merely confused by a revolving door?

Reasons To Quit

In his comedy concert film, Himself, Bill Cosby has a routine about drugs that includes marijuana and cocaine.

"Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful," and he said, "Well it intensifies your personality." I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?"

I mention that because the Liter has learned that David Goodner is entering rehab.

Regardless of the outcome, Goodner will still be an asshole and the scientific community is united in that fact.

He'll still be a "Dumbass" too, because Goodner is going to enter an Alcoholics Anonymous program to see whether he has a substance abuse problem.

Reefer Man was not busted in the bank for carrying a concealed flask, it was for possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Professional protesting is Goodner's job, thanks to Iowa Citizens for Community Improvement (ICCI, that's ICKY to us), and his using during work indicates he has a substance abuse problem that he seems to be denying.

Finally, we're a little sad that The Bean Walker did not give us credit for the photo chop on this pic of Goodner that they used.

However, we're considering seeing someone to find out if it's a problem.