Wednesday, May 02, 2007

A Royal Pain



























Prince Chuckles put his foot in his mouth yesterday by comparing "Gore-Bull" warming with World War II.

..."we need to act very rapidly indeed" to avert environmental disaster."

"We can do it, just think what they did in the last war. Things that seemed impossible were achieved almost overnight."

It's not as bad as being compared to a Holocaust denier, but Charles isn't in charge for a reason and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Like most of the eco-nuts his lifestyle doesn't match his rhetoric.

He announced in December last year that he wanted to reduce the impact of overseas royal visits on the environment by replacing carbon-heavy private planes and helicopters with scheduled flights and trains "where appropriate."

But he raised eyebrows ...when he flew to the United States to pick up an environmental award.

Since Chuckles brought up the Big One, let's look to the words of a real leader for guidance...

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time.

--Sir Winston Churchill







Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Play it again


Iowa Senator Charles "Chuckles" Grassley is breaking tradition and not backing a candidate for President in the Iowa Caucus.

"Chuckles" has backed the Caucus winner in 1988, 1996 & 2000.

Then there's Iowa's junior Senator, CommieTommie Harkin.

Not only was he an overall loser in 1992, he won the support of Iowa Dummycrats, he backed the big NON winner of 2004.



That just never gets old and the scientific community is united in that fact.

HYAH!

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Eat Up


The tradition continues as this is the 32nd time I have not attended CommieTommie's steak fry.

Not being a Harkinista and believing one shouldn't fry steak, I hold my own steak grilling as a protest.

Beans and weenies have been added to the dummycrat menu as Al Franken-furter will be the headline ass, err act.

I'm sure Staci Appel-sauce for brains will also be there.

This has all the makings of an unhealthy menu, especially for America and the scientific community is united in that fact.

CommieTommie is pictured asking how large a steak the Big Lug Nut can eat.

Culver chuckles knowing that's too small.

Patty Judge is nearly in tears realizing there'll be nothing left after her boss gets through the line.

Saturday, February 01, 2014

The Prince

The man who would be King, if the job wasn't being done by his Mum, has nothing better to do than worry about the Greenhouse Effect, err Global Warming, err Climate Change.

Prince Charles has called people who deny human-made climate change a "headless chicken brigade" who are ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence.

Chuckles should check up on Mike the Headless Chicken.

Overwhelming scientific evidence would have denied Mike could make it 18 months after his head had been cut off, but yet he did.

About 7 years ago, Charles stated -- "we need to act very rapidly indeed" to avert environmental disaster."

Nearly 60 months ago, Charles predicted we have “less than 100 months” to avoid the irreversible damage caused by global warming

Charlie should worry more about his wife's head ware.

The gravitational pull on that piece alone could throw the whole solar system out of whack and the scientific community is united in that fact. 

I'd say we've got less than 40 months for that to happen.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Survivor

Chris and I spent the afternoon with a variety of state employees.

One was a nice experience and one was pure hell.

We attended the retirement party for Chris' dad, combined with the retirement of two others, and it was a very nice occasion put on at the expense of their co-workers.

No taxpayer dollars were used in this celebration and while I usually celebrate saving taxpayer dollars, it is an insult that as an employer the state doesn't fully honor their employees.

The Big Lug Nut could do with one less of his numerous spokespeople which would more than pay for cake & punch.

The only other downer was Charles Krogmeier's inability to learn the names of the two other retirees and pronounce the one he read correctly.

Come on Chuckles you had a thirty minute drive, with knowledgeable subordinates who could have briefed you, to show proper appreciation for people with 20+, 30+ and 40 years of service.

From there our day degenerated as Chris needed to renew her driver's license at the Iowa Motor Vehicle Division Building in Ankeny.

It's were happiness goes to die and the scientific community is united in that fact.

There was a long line when we got there just to get a number to speak with an employee.

It took at least thirty minutes before we got to the front to get a number, it was at that point that some bureaucratic genius decided to open up two lines.

With number 617 in our possession we sat down and waited for the bingo game/crapshoot that is to be played.

That's the only comparison I have because they called numbers in the 100s, 200s, 500s and 600s randomly.

This segment of our lives took forty minutes, during which we watched many of those that came behind us called up to the desks.

During that time I kept telling Chris, don't get sick because this is how government run health care will be.

Finally 617 was called and Chris answered a few questions, although they wouldn't listen to me when they questioned her mental stability (she did marry me after all and that should raise a few eyebrows).

After payment it was off to wait at pictureland.

Total time at this fun experience was well over 1 1/2 hours and as I walked out the doors I lifted my arms and shouted -- FREEDOM!

I was surprised Chris got an actual license and not the paper substitute.

As part of the government's new anti-fraud measures they will mail the licenses to your residence, because they've apparently never heard of mail fraud.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Mystery Date?


Speculation still runs less than rampant as to who the Dummycrats will select to give Senator Grassley "the race of his life.”

CommieTommie Harkin is clueless and he doesn't believe there's a well-known Democrat to take on Chuckles.

I've seen mention of ASSton Kutcher and as a couple of his latest projects have failed he could probably use the work.

This summer Kutcher stated he was "a fiscally conservative, socially liberal independent."

However Kutcher is big on Obama, having campaigned on Iowa campuses for him, plus he and Demi have pledged to be his servant.

Kutcher also campaigned for Kerry in '04, so someone's a punk about being "independent" and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Rozanne Conlin's name has been mentioned, but she found the idea very taxing saying in January campaign speculation was "not based in fact” and was being used as a "fundraising ploy for Grassley."

Last month I opined that the Dummycrat “first-round draft pick” was going to be Tom Vilsack.

At the time I also made light of Culver's daddy as a candidate, but I'm beginning to have second doubts.

Recently, Simpson College established the John C. Culver Fellowship Program to honor the public service of former Iowa U.S. Senator John C. Culver.

2010 could be the Culver's Squared campaign, although Culver's aren't square...they're round!


Saturday, March 28, 2009

Chuckles


Charles Grassley is the "flavor" of the month for March.

In a recent Senate Budget Committee hearing, he had an exchange with Kent Conrad that went like this...

Sen. Kent Conrad (D-ND): Oh, you are good.
Sen. Charles Grassley (R-IA): Your wife said the same thing.

RIMSHOT!

That's on the heels of his "sucking the tit of the taxpayer" and "resign, or go commit suicide" statements.

Grassley is getting an announced challenger, Bob Krause, this weekend.

Krause said he would make the case that Grassley has been in elective office for more than 50 years and is increasingly out of touch with Iowa voters.

It'll be hard to make the case that a 75 year old who is on Twitter is out of touch and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Krause will have to defend his support for Chris Dodd for President...

“I Trust Him More Than Any Other Candidate to Lead the Nation When the Unexpected Occurs.”

Like making sure he protects the bonuses of those at AIG?

Friday, September 20, 2013

Dinner At Eight?

New York Dummycrat Senator Chuck Schumer will be the keynote speaker at the Iowa Dummycrat Party Jefferson-Jackson (JJ) dinner.

What's for Dinner, Chuckles?

On a more topographical matter, the Liter has figured out the cause of Schumer's receding hairline and the scientific community is united in that fact.









































Schumer's hairline has receded so far, we can see what he thinks...and it isn't good for the Country.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Tweet Tweet Tweet


Senator Charles Grassley made news with this comment regarding AIG bonuses.

“The first thing that would make me feel a little bit better towards them if they’d follow the Japanese model and come before the American people and take that deep bow and say I’m sorry, and then either do one of two things — resign, or go commit suicide.”

That's a little harsh, so much for the nickname "Chuckles" and the scientific community is united in that fact..

Monday, May 22, 2006

He's part of the PROBLEM!


Senator Charles Schumer, Dummycrat/NY, has signed a book deal to write about what he contends is the failure by both Republicans and Democrats to articulate a vision of government that addresses contemporary concerns. It is Mr. Schumer's belief that the political system has failed to provide answers. "The average American realizes this in his gut — that the world has changed, but the political parties have not," Mr. Schumer said in an interview on Sunday. He also said that government had a role in addressing these new realities, but that neither party had outlined that role.

It should be noted that "Chuckles" is heading the national Democratic effort to capture the United States Senate!

$$$Cha-Ching!$$$

This might cause Nancy Pelosi to have a BOTOX blow out!

A congressman under investigation for bribery was caught on videotape accepting $100,000 in $100 bills from an FBI informant whose conversations with the lawmaker also were recorded, according to a court document released Sunday. Agents later found the cash hidden in his freezer.

At one audiotaped meeting, Rep. William Jefferson, D-La., chuckles about writing in code to keep secret what the government contends was his corrupt role in getting his children a cut of a communications company's deal for work in Africa.

As Jefferson and the informant passed notes about what percentage the lawmaker's family might receive, the congressman "began laughing and said, 'All these damn notes we're writing to each other as if we're talking, as if the FBI is watching,'" according to the affidavit.

Jefferson, who represents New Orleans, has not been charged and denies any wrongdoing.

As for the $100,000, the government says Jefferson got the money in a leather briefcase last July 30 at the Ritz-Carlton hotel in Arlington. The plan was for the lawmaker to use the cash to bribe a high-ranking Nigerian official _ the name is blacked out in the court document _ to ensure the success of a business deal in that country, the affidavit said.

All but $10,000 was recovered on Aug. 3 when the FBI searched Jefferson's home in Washington. The money was stuffed in his freezer, wrapped in $10,000 packs and concealed in food containers and aluminum foil.

Two of Jefferson's associates have pleaded guilty to bribery-related charges in federal court in Alexandria. One, businessman Vernon Jackson of Louisville, Ky., admitted paying more than $400,000 in bribes to the lawmaker in exchange for his help securing business deals for Jackson's telecommunications company in Nigeria and other African countries.

The new details about the case emerged after federal agents searched Jefferson's congressional office on Capitol Hill Saturday night and Sunday. The nearly 100-page affidavit for a search warrant, made public Sunday with large portions blacked out, spells out much of the evidence so far.

The document includes excerpts of conversations between Jefferson and an unidentified business executive from northern Virginia. She agreed to wear a wire after she approached the FBI with complaints that Jefferson and an associate had ripped her off in a business deal.

Jefferson's lawyer, Robert Trout, contended that the prosecutors' disclosure was "part of a public relations agenda and an attempt to embarrass Congressman Jefferson. The affidavit itself is just one side of the story which has not been tested in court," Trout said in a statement.

The affidavit says Jefferson is caught on videotape at the Ritz- Carlton as he takes a reddish-brown briefcase from the trunk of the informant's car, slips it into a cloth bag, puts the bag into his 1990 Lincoln Town Car and drives away.

The $100 bills in the suitcase had the same serial numbers as those found in Jefferson's freezer.

While the name of the intended recipient of the $100,000 is blacked out, other details in the affidavit indicate he is Abubakar Atiku, Nigeria's vice president. He owns a home in Potomac, Md., that authorities have searched as part of the Jefferson investigation.

Jefferson assured the FBI informant in their coded conversations that he paid the money to the Nigerian official, even though the money was still in Jefferson's possession when agents searched his home Aug. 3.

On Aug. 1, two days after Jefferson picked up the $100,000, the informant called Jefferson to ask about the status of "the package."

Jefferson responded: "I gave him the African art that you gave me and he was very pleased."

When Jefferson and the informant had dinner at a Washington restaurant on May 12, 2005, the FBI was listening, too. Jefferson indicates he will need an increased stake in the profits of one deal, the affidavit said. Instead of the 7 percent stake originally agreed upon, he writes "18-20" on a piece of paper and passes it to the informant.

That is when negotiations move ahead and notes go back and forth, ending with Jefferson's laughter about the FBI watching it all.

Throughout the conversations, Jefferson makes attempts to deflect direct connections to any bribes.

He tells the informant at one point that money should be paid to businesses operated by his children. "I make a deal for my children. It wouldn't be me," Jefferson said, according to the affidavit.

In a different conversation, Jefferson seeks to distance himself from bribes that must be paid to Nigerian government officials to facilitate transactions.

"If he's gotta pay Minister X, we don't want to know. It's not our deal," Jefferson told the witness, according to the affidavit. "We're not paying Minister X a damn thing. That's all, you know, international fraud crap. We're not doing that. We're not doing any of that that gets us (unintelligible)."

The affidavit also spells out "seven other schemes" in which Jefferson was involved; nearly all were blacked out in the document.

Jefferson, who has pledged not to resign from Congress in the face of the bribery investigation, speculated about his political future in one of the recorded conversations.

When the informant asked Jefferson about his political plans, he responded: "I'm gonna get your deal out of the way ... and I probably won't last long after that."

The only difference between this guy and William Jefferson Clinton? Clinton's money came from China!