Sweet Thing

In the immortal words of Jackie Gleason -- How sweet it is!

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

The Green Bay Packers are North Division Champions.

This Division title not only came by defeating the Chicago Bears at Soldier Field, it bounced Da Bears and Jay Cutler from the playoffs.

Aaron Rodgers to Randall Cobb, for the game winning touchdown, reminded me of Brett Favre to Sterling Sharpe in the playoffs against the Lions.

Thanks to his interception at the end, Cutler remains our bitch.

How did he ever get that one win against the Pack?

It was good to see the Dallas Cowboys lose the Division in the final game of the season, for the third straight year.

I feel a bit bad for Iowan Kyle Orton, as he's a friend of a good friend of mine.

Orton didn't play bad, until he Tony Romo'd at the end.

Lady Jay

During the Packers - Browns game, I watched the CBS halftime show and they ran a clip of Da Bears QB Jay Cutler walking off the field with a g-g-groin injury.

Hall of Famer Shannon Sharpe could be heard calling it a hemorrhoid.

I wouldn't call Jay an asshole, but he does brush his teeth with Preparation H and the scientific community is united in that fact.

In 2011, Jay's toughness was questioned in the NFC Championship game when he suffered a knee injury against Green Bay and remained on the sidelines pedaling a a stationary bike.

Cutler may be a good candidate for a HISterectomy.

Mustache Man (Wasted)

After watching seven straight hours of football, Chris had a snide comment as I turned on NBC's Sunday Night Football for the Texans vs. Da Bears.

When I saw Jay Cutler and his mustache(?), I immediately thought he looked like a '70s porn actor.

I then realized that, more accurately, Cutler would be a fluffer for porn...GAY porn and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Now what kind of crack is that?

Not the kind shown to a national TV audience during the Cowboys - Eagles game.

This is for Chris, who missed the actual pantsing, of #27 by #27, while I was watching that game.

That's what's called a take down.

I also watched football Saturday and saw Iowa get beat...again.

Nothing new (or news) there, but I was intrigued by the name of Purdue Wide Receiver Dolapo Macarthy.

Was Mom at a birthday party and heard someone say, "I'll have a dollop o ice cream with my cake" and decided Dolapo would be a great name?

Question Is

Week Two of the NFL makes one ponder and reflect upon the Packers.

During last seasons Packers/Eagles game, Green Bay knocked Philadelphia QB Kevin Kolb out of the game and the Eagles had to play back up Michael Vick.

After last year's Packers/Bills game, Buffalo benched QB Trent Edwards and later released him.

Dallas fired Coach Wade Phillips after the Packers/Cowboys game and Minnesota canned Brad Childress after the Vikings second loss of the season to Green Bay.

During the NFC Title game, the Packers injured Bears QB Jay Cutler and caused his back up (Todd Collins) to be benched for third stringer Caleb Hanie.

With this knowledge, the question on most people's minds -- Did the Packers create more jobs last year than Obama?





























Thanks to our friend Cal (Freedom's pal) for this Sunday funny and the scientific community is united in that fact.