Jay And The Americans?

On the same day that White House spokesperson Jay Carney predicted President Obama's next jobs plan will bring unemployment below 9%, the White House Office of Budget and Management said unemployment will average 9.1 percent through this year and 9 percent in 2012. Moreover, the unemployment figure is not expected to drop below 7 percent until 2015.

Talk about speaking out of both sides of your ass and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Two years ago, the stimulus was supposed to keep unemployment from going no higher than 8%.

Look for more of the same from Obama's next great jobs scheme, after all Dummycrats believe that Unemployment Benefits Could Create Up To 1 Million Jobs and Unemployment Checks Fastest Way to Create Jobs.

Combine that with the knowledge that Food Stamps Are A "Stimulus" and Happy Days Are Here Again.

Good Thing?

This kind of economic news boggles my mind.

Why more late payments on auto loans are actually a good thing

It ranks right up there with these "good"(?) economic theories and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Mortgage Defaults Good for Economy?

And

Shoplifting on the rise: A sign of recovery?

Happy Days Are Here Again!

Never can say goodbye

Barbara Streisand ended her latest farewell tour on Monday at a celebrity-studded Los Angeles love-in that included incoming Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi among the thousands of rapt fans.

Other notables, in the audience of about 20,000, included singer Barry Manilow, producer Quincy Jones, actors Ben Stiller and Rob Lowe and comedians Cheech Marin and Bill Maher. Each paid up to $750 per ticket

(Pretty much a Socialist Who's Who)

Taking note of the recent Democratic takeover of both houses of Congress, Streisand said, "My depression is over." She ended her performance with a version of the Depression-era Democratic Party anthem "Happy Days Are Here Again."

The tour endured a few hiccups along the way, thanks to a skit in which she mocks her nemesis, President George W. Bush, by bringing out a Bush impersonator.

After a New York fan complained that she was being too political, she told him to "shut the f--- up" and leave. --CLASS or should I say ASS--She later apologized. In Florida, a man tossed a drink at her. Some critics said she should have stuck with the music.

Streisand said she is considering returning to the road, with dates possible for Russia, western Europe and maybe even China.

Western Europe, Russia, China?

That really would be a farewell tour.

Goodbye, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu!