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Dalai Lama mistakes Australian PM for a man

Easy folks, It's A Mistake

Although personally, I can understand the Lama's confusion



















And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Keep in mind the Dalai Lama is going to be 76, although he can still haul off and whack one - big hitter, the Lama.

Gunga-lagunga!

Gunga-Lagunga

Hello Dalai!

For those who couldn't afford the bucks to see the Lama himself, here's a little something for the effort.

"...when you die, on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness".

So you got that going for you, which is nice and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Here are a couple of actual Dalai Lama quotes

"Where ignorance is our master, there is no possibility of real peace".

"In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher".

"Sleep is the best meditation".

Go, be happy.

The Dolly Lamb-Uh Himself?

Well (I'm) alright...

Dalai Lama to visit UNI next May

Gunga-lagunga and the scientific community is united in that fact.

"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice".

Rama Lama Ding Dong

Current Chicago Mayor, former CONgressman and onetime White House aides to Barack Obama and Bill Clinton, Rahm Emanuel was auditioning for his next gig during his Saturday visit to Iowa for the JJ dinner.

Apparently Emanuel wants to be a comedian because he regaled Iowa Dummycrats with his wit & wisdumb and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Emanuel noted six Republicans were in town for a “Thanksgiving table” event and calling it appropriate because “I’ve never seen a greater collection of turkeys.”

Good stuff.

“I never thought I’d say this: I’m beginning to miss the wisdom of Sarah Palin”.

Stop it you're killing me.

Here are some of Emanuel's funniest lines...

“President Obama believes in an America where hard work pays off, where responsibility is rewarded”.

“the president did not make choices based on politics. He made them because of his principles. He did not make choices for the next election; he made them for the next generation”.

Such a cut up.

Emanuel's best humor happens on the job where he has;

Threatened a lawmaker with swearing and threatening to burn down his house.

Chicago Teachers Union President Karen Lewis had this encounter, “He [Emanuel] got up out of his chair and started cussing at me.” Lewis said the mayor told her, “F--- you, Lewis” and dropped other “f-bombs.”

Here's how Rahm Retaliated Against Bad Press and Rahm can't recall Solyndra deal.

Lastly, the blame for poor treatment of women in the Obama White House lies with Rahm Emanuel.

Daley: The White House's Women Problem Was Rahm's Fault