TenderLOIN?

You better believe Obama's will be after America kicks him in his Loebsack on Tuesday.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Senior campaign strategist David Axelrod had this to say about the President --

"I've never seen him more exhilarated than he is right now. He believes in what he's fighting for. You can see in the speech that he's delivering that this is coming from his loins."

Four years ago we had to gird our loins.

Dummycrats and their loins.

Oh well, it is the party of Bill Clinton.

Gird Your Loins

In the single most important issue facing the future of America, even his own running mate knows this country is screwed with a President Obama...

"Mark my words, it will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama..."

"Remember I said it standing here if you don't remember anything else I said. Watch, we're gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy."

"And he's gonna need help...Because it's not gonna be apparent initially, it's not gonna be apparent that we're right."

"There are gonna be a lot of you who want to go, 'Whoa, wait a minute, yo, whoa, whoa, I don't know about that decision'."

Gird Your Loins because Obama can't be truss-ted to be right and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Obama was wrong on the surge in Iraq.

Obama originally scolded both countries when Russia invaded Georgia, then he wanted to take it to the U.N.

While the nitwits worry that Sarah Palin isn't qualified to be number two, they're ready to piss all over this country by making this fool number one.

God help us!

She shoots, She scores

Caribou Barbie on the campaign trail talking about the Obama/Biden campaign...

"But, I guess the looming crisis that most worries the Obama campaign right now is Joe Biden’s next speaking engagement."

Ouch, right in the girded loins and the scientific community is united in that fact.

SCARY Halloween

My friend Cal sent the cartoon and it frightened the unborn children in my girded loins.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Rules?

"North Korea broke the rules, once again, by testing a rocket that could be used for long-range missiles."

This from the man who hires fools who can't be bothered to follow the rules and the scientific community is united in that fact.

"This provocation underscores the need for action, not just ... in the U.N. Security Council, but in our determination to prevent the spread of these weapons."

"Rules must be binding, violations must be punished, words must mean something."

Coming from a man who steals others words.

"The world must stand together to prevent the spread of these weapons."

Very Bush-esque for a man who gave a speech in 2002.

Gird Your Loins!

I'd rather go hunting with Dick...

Than riding with ANY Kennedy. The Drudge Report has this on the fruit of Teddy's loins.



KENNEDY CAR CRASH COVER-UP?
Thu May 04 2006 17:12:05 ET

Officers Claim Brass Interfered in Investigation of Rep. Kennedy Incident, ROLL CALL reports.

Police labor union officials asked acting Chief Christopher McGaffin this afternoon to allow a Capitol Police officer to complete his investigation into an early-morning car crash involving Rep. Patrick Kennedy (D-R.I.), son of Sen. Ted Kennedy.

According to a letter sent by Officer Greg Baird, acting chairman of the USCP FOP, the wreck took place at approximately 2:45 a.m. Thursday when Kennedy's car, operating with its running lights turned off, narrowly missed colliding with a Capitol Police cruiser and smashed into a security barricade at First and C streets Southeast.

A Capitol Police bulletin issued this afternoon stated that the department is investigating a "traffic violation that occurred in the early morning hours on May 4" at that location, ROLL CALL's John McArdle reports.

“The driver exited the vehicle and he was observed to be staggering,” Baird’s letter states. Officers approached the driver, who “declared to them he was a Congressman and was late to a vote. The House had adjourned nearly three hours before this incident. It was Congressman Patrick J. Kennedy from Rhode Island.”

Baird wrote that Capitol Police Patrol Division units, who are trained in driving under the influence cases, were not allowed to perform basic field sobriety tests on the Congressman. Instead, two sergeants, who also responded to the accident, proceeded to confer with the Capitol Police watch commander on duty and then “ordered all of the Patrol Division Units to leave the scene and that they were taking over.”

This morning's incident comes just over two weeks after Kennedy was involved in a car accident in Rhode Island.
Maybe he didn't say VOTE. Maybe he said BOAT and he was worried about missing the ferry, right DADDY!? Mary Jo Kopechne, pictured above, could not be reached for comment!