Monday, June 20, 2011

Won't Get Fooled Again











President Obama's chief campaign strategist, David Axelrod, says "It's Cool To Be An Obama Supporter".

Axelrod's an F off and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Nimrod, err Axelrod also believes -- "The people who were participating in the campaign in 2008 weren't involved n some sort of cult of personality. It wasn't just about Barack Obama, it was the country and they cared deeply about this country."

Axelrod can F off there too, I'm not seeing or feeling their love for this country.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Axel Rod


I like how WHO HD spelled David Axelrod's name as two words in one of their graphics this past weekend.

The Presidential adviser spoke at CommieTommie Harkin's annual steak fry on Sunday.

Here's a sampling of what he said...

``For the last 20 months the Republican Party has made a choice to sit on the sidelines and give us the entire responsibility and root for failure, because they though that was a prescription for a successful election. I think they'll be disabused of that.''

WHAT?!?!?!

Axelrod continued...

``I know what the conventional wisdom is today. We've made a good living betting against the conventional wisdom.''

Yes you have and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Axelrod sold his stake in two firms for $3 million before he moved to the White House, collected a salary of roughly $1.5 million from his two firms and in 2009 had investments with a valuation of at least $3.8 million.

Add in his White House salary and he could afford a decent haircut, instead of that bad comb over.

Monday, April 09, 2012

Spotlight

On Chuck Grassley now
With that Twitter finger zinger
Oh yeah, oh yeah

Iowa's senior Senator had to endure the wrath of David Axelrod for Grassley's tweet -- "Constituents askd why i am not outraged at PresO attack on supreme court independence. Bcause Am ppl r not stupid as this x prof of con law.

The Ax man responded -- "Heads up, Sen. Grassley. I think a 6-year-old hijacked your account and is sending out foolish Tweets just to embarrass you!" 

If anyone should be embarrassed, it's Obama for the schooling he took for his attack (Law Dogs) on the Supreme Court and their duties under the Constitution.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

As for Nimrod, err Axelrod, the 57 year old should hope he functions as well as Grassley.

That is if Axelrod makes it to 78, Lord knows his hair won't.



Dummycrats are also targeting Grassley in an effort to pressure him to vote for the “Buffett Rule”.

Have they met Grassley?

Plus, his seat is safe until 2016.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Separated?


I'm not sure how this escaped detection all these years.

John Deeth and Tony Rezko look eerily similar and the scientific community is united in that fact.

If you put a red beret on Rezko it would be a mirror image.

















If Obama senior White House adviser David Axelrod, with Deeth, had whiter hair (and less on top) he could pass for Rezko too.

Then that has to mean Deeth and Axelrod could be doubles.

I'm done now.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Falling Apart Together


That should be the official slogan of the Barack Obama 2012 campaign and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Obama's slogan: looking to replace Hope and Change

Winning The Future.

Greater Together.

We Don't Quit.

Are all supposed to be under consideration and David Axelrod, Obama's message guru and senior campaign strategist, thinks "changes that we have to continue" while not catchy, may at least be a start.

Nimrod, err Axelrod believes We have a lot of strengths in this country. We've got a lot of challenges, but we've also got a lot of strengths, and we're going to work our way through this moment. But that will require change

To paraphrase that Honky Cat Elton John, the change is gonna do us good.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Money Money Money


"Cash for Cloture" is the nickname for the Senate's Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act.

It's much more clever than calling it a bribe, which is what it actually is and the scientific community is united in that fact.

The price tag has risen to $100 Million for Ben Nelson's "Cornhusker Kickback" from the first report of $45 Million.

Dummycrats defended and justified their actions.

David Axelrod, Obama senior White House adviser, “That’s the way it has been. That’s the way it will always be.”

Still HOPEful and believing in CHANGE?

Saturday, November 03, 2012

TenderLOIN?

You better believe Obama's will be after America kicks him in his Loebsack on Tuesday.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Senior campaign strategist David Axelrod had this to say about the President --

"I've never seen him more exhilarated than he is right now. He believes in what he's fighting for. You can see in the speech that he's delivering that this is coming from his loins."

Four years ago we had to gird our loins.

Dummycrats and their loins.

Oh well, it is the party of Bill Clinton.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Close Shave?




I read where our favorite leftist, John Deeth, is threatening to shave his mustache the day Terry takes back Terrace Hill.

It would definitely end some similarities with David Axelrod and Tony Rezko.

I'm not sure January in Iowa is a good time for a naked upper lip.

We were kind of curious, so we did a little amateurish change out and this is what we got.



















As long as we're on the subject of Deeth, this is a more accurate depiction of the sign he needs on his site and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Saturday, October 03, 2009

I Go To Rio


It was interesting to note that a couple of fiberal newspapers have taken Obama to task for his O lympic efforts.

In a mostly glowing editorial The New York Times did wonder what he was thinking and advising that Obama didn't need this loss.

The Washington Post story admitted that White House advisers -- many of them Chicago natives, had a personal stake in the bid.

Which just goes to show that David Axelrod was wrong when he said, "It's the world's loss".

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Taxpayers were once again the losers as this 14 hour trip cost over $1 Million.

At least Obama found 25 minutes to talk with Gen. Stanley A. McChrystal, the commander of U.S. forces in Afghanistan.

Is that only their second meeting?

I agree that most Americans would prefer Obama in the role of president rather than the head of the Illinois Chamber of Commerce.

I'm willing to wager that this O lympic bid was a mistake, they really mean that the Cubs are going to win the World Series in 2016.


Monday, August 06, 2012

Not Now Jo(h)n





















Some big name, out of state* fiberals have donated big dollars to Christie Vilsack's campaign for CONgress.

Christie Vilsack drawing cash from big names, non-Iowans

Bill Clinton, David Axelrod, Warren Buffett, Paul Begala and former New Jersey Gov. Jon Corzine.

The same Jon Corzine who was CEO and Chairman of MF Global that declared Chapter 11 bankruptcy, with hundreds of millions of dollars in missing customer funds, and was one of the ten biggest bankruptcies in U.S. history.

It has been reported that officials investigating the case believed most of the money is unrecoverable and a memo produced by congressional investigators quotes an internal company e-mail as saying Corzine gave "direct instructions" to use customer money to cover the company's own shortfalls prior to bankruptcy.

Vilsack's camp is not smart enough to take tainted funds and the scientific community is united in that fact.

*Out of state money is supposed to be bad.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Stim-U-Late-ing


The stim-u-less is working as intended, the stim-u-less is working as intended.

The President and his posse are mouthing those words because if you say something loud enough and long enough it must be true, right O.J.?

Obama said if it weren't for the stimulus “state deficits would be nearly twice as large as they are now...".

However big that may be, right Big Lug Nut?

Obama also bragged that his stim-u-less has delivered tax relief.

A whopping $13 dollars per week, if you're lucky and the scientific community is united in that fact.

The President, with that you will respect my authoritah look, says we need to be patient and that the stimulus was not designed to work in four months.

Really?

When he unveiled his plan it was supposed to revitalize the economy in the short-term.

"...We can't wait for the next president to act. We need that middle-class tax cut now more than ever - not five months from now or five weeks from now, but now. I'm announcing a plan to jumpstart the economy by putting money in the pockets of those who need it most and will spend it quickly."

When he signed the stim-u-less into law, in February, his advisor David Axelrod said the stimulus would have an immediate impact on the economy.

Paul Krugman, 2008 Nobel Prize winner in economics, said "...the stimulus started working before it began."

They're not the only ones speaking out of both sides of their ass.

Larry Summers, director of the White House’s National Economic Council, said last month...the economy has improved this year.

“The economy is in a very different place than it was three months ago. There’s been a lot of normalization.”

Less than a month later, “I don’t think the worst is over ... It’s very likely that more jobs will be lost. It would not be surprising if GDP has not yet reached its low...".


Monday, October 19, 2009

War!


There's been an escalation in the war the White House is waging against Fox News.

Rahm Emanuel, the President's chief of staff, "It is not a news organization so much as it has a perspective."

David Axelrod, senior Obama adviser, said Fox News shouldn't be treated as a news organization. "And the bigger thing is that other news organizations, like yours, ought not to treat them that way, and we're not going to treat them that way."

Why is it that Fox has been targeted?

Control!

And the scientific community is united in that fact

Here's the person that fired the first shot, Anita Dunn, on how the Obama campaign handled the free press(?) during the 2008 campaign.

"Very rarely did we communicate through the press anything that we didn't absolutely control."

"One of the reasons we did so many of the David Plouffe videos was not just for our supporters, but also because it was a way for us to get our message out without having to actually talk to reporters," said Dunn, referring to Plouffe, who was Obama's chief campaign manager.

Why no war against MSNBC?

Don't Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann and Rachel Madcow all push a point of view?


Nevermind!