Thursday, January 03, 2008

Via BULL


Chris & I will be attending our precinct caucus this evening and doing our bit for Democracy.

The Iowa Dummycrat Caucus is UN-Democratic and the scientific community is united in that fact.

The party that preaches "Count every vote" and "Every vote counts" has an arbitrary 15% support level for a candidate to be considered viable.

If your candidate doesn't meet that threshold, pick another candidate or pick up your stuff and go home.

The attendees brag about the horse trading that goes on to get people to move to their second choice.

The Washington Post said...

It can seem less like presidential selection and more like "The Price Is Right."

They then describe the bribery involved in...

At the caucuses four years ago, John Edwards supporter Terrence Neuzil told a neighbor who was undecided: "If you vote for Senator Edwards, you can borrow anything out of my garage."

"And I will tell you this," Neuzil says. "He moved and took my grass spreader with him."

Serves you right, In a LEGAL election it's against the law for that type of behavior.

The Ragister described why one woman won't attend...

"They basically try to bully you into changing your vote."

Iowa Dummycrats have never selected a candidate, in a contested caucus, who's gone on to win the White House.

Many believe that honor(?) went to Jimmy Carter in 1976, with 28%, but the big winner that night was ANYBODY BUT with 70 plus percent!

Sunday, November 06, 2011

Daft Punk(s)


Accordion Superstar and Occupy-err, Ed Fallon is in the news for (along with Frank Cordaro) being an instigator of Occupy the Cauc-eye.

Iowa protesters call for national help to ‘occupy’ presidential campaign HQs here

They're inviting caravans of protesters from across the country to help them “occupy” all the presidential campaign headquarters in Iowa.

They already have out of state extremists amongst the rank & vile and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Fallon told KCCI TV8 -- "That we have legitimate grievances that need to be addressed".

Legitimate?

The Ed-ster used similar language with Salon.com when he said, “Obama offered us empathy, but he does not address our grievances. Why doesn’t he just fire Geithner and Summers?”.

Way to stay current and topical Ed, Summers left the administration in December 2010.

The Salon article also pontificates on Occupy-errs participating in the Dummycrat caucus -- A movement of aroused, pissed off, youthful Iowa Democrats might be able to leverage the caucus process to change the political landscape in an evening.

Just like the bowel movement that is Occupy, Dummycrats would not consider them viable.

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

I Quit! I Quit! I Quit!

Two big departures from the arena yesterday, one expected and the other not.

Family man Tyler Olson ended his race for Governor.

Things are going so well for State Senator Jack ASS...err, Hatch that he is donating $200,000 to his own campaign.

Bob Krause says, I’ve been more successful than people realize.

In politics, if the people don't realize it, you aren't successful and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Krause continued -- One thing is to determine whether there is an upper limit to what I’ve been doing.

Short answer -- YES, and this is it.

I'm looking for Dummycrats Rob "Boss" Hogg or Des Moines Mayor Frank Clownie...err Cownie to give Hatch a run for his $200,000.

The other big departure was my Congressman, Tom Latham.

My first thought was that it makes Dummycrat Staci Appel-sauce for brains suddenly a viable candidate, but then it passed...like a fart.

I'm wondering if Leonard BOZO-well might want to give it another go, but that could just be faulty, misleading misinformation.

I expect State Senator Matt McCoy to jump in, after all he dropped his CONgressional bid when BOZO-well moved to Des Moines.