Thursday, June 22, 2006

Will history repeat?



The last time I mentioned soccer was the same day the American team opened World Cup play, they lost. Team USA plays again today and needs a win and Italy's help to advance.

Unlike most Americans, I enjoy the Fédération Internationale de Football Association(FIFA) World Cup. The only annoying aspect is the supposed non-stop clock. There are two forty five minute halves, but at the end of regulation the officials will add stoppage time. The stoppage time varies, usually from two to four minutes, and as a viewer it's usually 30 seconds into stoppage time before you find out how much has been added. The game never seems to exactly end at the stoppage time either.

I say stop the clock during play and that way EVERYONE, in the stadium and watching at home, will know when the match ends.

PS: The trophy is UGLY!

***UPDATE*** Team USA lost 2-1 to Ghana and was eliminated from World Cup competition.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Bupkis


Keith Murphy and some of the other Sport-o's at WHO HD are having trouble using the words zero or nothing when giving scores.

With the kick off of the World Cup there's going to be a lot of scores with goose eggs and the scientific community is united in that fact.

France, Uruguay post scoreless tie

To help, the Liter has compiled a list of words they can use in addition to their current repertoire of nil or zip --

Aught
Nada
Nadir
Naught
Nichts
Nix
None
Null
Ought
Zilch
Zot

Final score: Liter 13

Monday, June 14, 2010

Ain't No Rest For The Wicked?


It looks like the President has failed in his weekend effort to

Plug The Damn Hole

On the golf course!

His putt must have rimmed out and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Mr. "I'm not going to rest...until the leak is stopped at the source" has found time to play basketball, attend a barbecue in Chicago, weekended in North Carolina and did a fundraiser for Barbara Boxer during the 56 days (so far) of the Gulf Oil Harkin.

Obama's "entire White House and this entire federal government has been singularly focused on how do we stop the leak".

That's been Joe Biden's goal while in South Africa for the World Cup.

Why has ABC changed the quote from












To "plug the damn leak"?

Monday, June 28, 2010

Fast Cars And Freedom


One of the highlights of this years World Cup, for me, has been this commercial from Dodge.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.



Sunday, July 09, 2006

Italia defeats Francaise



Take that you cheese eating surrender monkeys!

The Italian's take the FIFA World Cup in a 5-3 shootout.



I'm a second generation Italian, so it feels good.


Especially when you consider John Kerry is a Francophile...Sacre' Bleu

Monday, June 12, 2006

Hispanic voters is the GOOOOALLLLL


America is taking on the Czech Republic in World Cup Soccer today. You'll have to tune in to a Spanish broadcast to catch one of these commercials.

The New Democrat Network is starting a $2 million Spanish-language campaign of radio and television ads urging Hispanics to get involved in the political process.

The TV ad shows an empty soccer field as an announcer says: "For years now, we've been awaiting this moment. Our country is again ready to return to being the great nation that all of us always dreamed of. Get involved. It's up to you."

The ads will run on Univision, Telefutura, Fox Sports en Espanol and Futbol de Primera, the radio soccer network of well-known broadcaster Andres Cantor. Cantor known for his trademark exclamation "GOOOOALLLLL!" will be featured on an early radio ad.

The article didn't make it clear if they'll utilize the tactic of defeated California Dummycrat Francine Busby who told a Hispanic group, "You don't need papers for voting".

Friday, January 19, 2007

I'm weary of a world


















...that celebrates the nothingness of celebrities.

Charles Robert Redford Jr. said at the opening of his Moondance Film Festival..."Anyone with a rational mind and a sense of decency is being positioned as a lefty by the extreme right...".

Fiberals "rational"? That's as funny as when they think they're "progressive" too!

Jr. also said, "I believe in the tenets of democracy, and when they get pushed, it pisses me off."

And..."I'm left-handed, I'm not a very moderate person."

RATIONAL!

Jr. also believes, "I think we're owed a big, massive apology", by U. S. leaders.

What pisses me off is people, like Jr., who live in a sheltered environment and make millions off of make believe, reading other peoples words and having people take their picture thinking they're brilliant.

You owe an apology to the people who went to see 'Downhill Racer', 'Little Fauss and Big Halsey',
'The Hot Rock', 'The Great Waldo Pepper', 'Legal Eagles', 'Havana', 'Up Close & Personal', 'The Last Castle' and 'Spy Game'.

You went out and lied to people, when you promoted those movies, to get them to spend their hard earned money to see your scaly mug.

Roseann O'Donnell is another do as I say Fiberal.

The former Queen of Nice went off, uncocked, again as she railed about American Idol.

Why does anyone care about any of it?

What irritated me is these comments..."I don't think America likes to watch people be ridiculed, made fun of....it's an absurd concept that this is what's tolerable now as consumption in America for mass media."

I forget, aren't you a comedienne (?) who's made fun of people when they're not there?

Didn't you recently dump on Donald Trump?

Seething about Simon Cowell, Roseann said..."That's compassion for you. Isn't that what America thinks is entertainment -- to make fun of someone's physical appearance and then when they leave the room, laugh hysterically at them?".

Roseann continued her diatribe as she, described the judges as "three millionaires...one who's probably intoxicated" -- a reference to her previous comments that she questions what Paula Abdul drinks from her omnipresent Coca-Cola cup.

That's certainly compassionate!

Finally Roseann spoke "some" truth, "If you keep serving people crap and telling them its a meal, eventually they're going to think it's a meal".

Welcome to the career of Roseann O'Donell!

Mmmm, Tasty!

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Joany Phony Finds Work as a Squirrel

From the AP
LOS ANGELES --Joan Baez warbled from the branches of a walnut tree Wednesday as an inner-city community garden sprouted celebrities hoping to stop the landowner from reclaiming the 14 acres for development.

"No nos moveran," Baez sang in Spanish to reporters and TV cameras.

The message -- "They will not move us" -- was embraced by actress Daryl Hannah, musician Ben Harper, his wife, actress Laura Dern, and famous tree-sitters Julia "Butterfly" Hill and John Quigley.

The show of support for the urban gardeners followed a failed effort to raise enough money to buy the land. "This can be thought of as a situation of the needy versus the greedy," Hannah said.

Although protest organizers claimed the community was braced for police action, there was no sign of any effort by landowner Ralph Horowitz to evict hundreds of farmers from the garden, a splash of green in a gritty industrial area near a railroad line southeast of downtown.

Horowitz did not return a telephone call Tuesday.

The garden plots -- some neat with rows of leafy green, some filled with cactus, others weedy -- have been tended largely by Central American immigrants. Many raise varieties of produce not found in supermarkets.

Their representative, who goes by the single name Tezozomoc, urged Horowitz to sell. The landowner has said he plans to build a warehouse on the site.

"We raised $6 million," Tezozomoc said. "We say he should take that and break even and be a hero to everyone."

The Trust for Public Land came up $10 million short in its bid to buy the site. The nonprofit group was not able to raise the $16.35 million required by the time the purchase option expired Monday.

Harper suggested it was still possible to come up with the funds. "I think we have enough intelligent people that we can think of ways to raise the money," he said.

Baez shared her tree with Hill, who spent more than two years in a northern California redwood in a campaign to save old-growth forests, and Quigley, who once lived in a 400-year-old Southern California oak for 71 days to save it from a development.

"For me this farm represents for the city what the redwoods represent for nature for our world," Hill yelled down from the tree, which was surrounded by votive candles and vases with flowers cut from the garden. "Picking it up and moving it is not the same. It's not replaceable, it's priceless."

That's a fine list of "celebrities"! Why with all that talent and their money, I'm surprised they can buy a cup of coffee.

I'm considering taking donations to send to Mr. Horowitz so he won't sell and keep those NUTS up that tree!