Tuesday Afternoon

Terrible (to quote Charles Barkley)

That might be the word to use the kind of day the Big Lug Nut had.

First, the focus was on $576,000 the U.S. Election Assistance Commission says he misspent as Secretary of State.

Iowa Voters has a different angle on the scandal.

the real scandal was the money that was “properly” spent on touchscreen voting machines that have since been scrapped. If anyone wants to criticize then SoS Chet Culver, it should be for that foolish purchase

The BLN brags that its only a half a million dollars, and in the scam of things it is only a drop in the bucket when compared to his $875 million (plus interest) I-JOBS program.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Which leads us to the second part of Sweaty Chetty's Terrible Tuesday.

Dave Price, WHO HD, questioned the BLN on how many jobs have been created by his borrowing scam, it's a quest they began two months ago (No Controlling Authority?) and the Culver Crew still can't come up with an answer.

"We've now invested in 1500 projects. If you're talking about one job per project, you're talking about 1500 jobs. 10 jobs per project, you can do the math." Channel 13 had hoped Culver or his staff had done the math.

The Liter has pointed out previously that this administration contains no Mathletes.

It was just last month during Culver's campaign kickoff that a lost briefing book showed

In Story County, I-JOBS spent $40 million, while unemployment climbed to 5.4% from 4%. In Marshall County, the state spent $24 million and watched unemployment rise to 8.5% from 7.2%.In Johnson County, the state spent $155 million while unemployment rose to 4.8% from 3.7%.

Earlier this year Culver declared --

"And I guarantee you by late spring and summer, we're going to have a record amount of job creation and economic development in the state."

Just like Charles Barkley, Chet Culver is a Dumbass!

That's SIR Dumbass!

The Round Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, wants to be the future Governor of Alabama.

Good Luck with that!

The video prank, and his mug shot, prove him to be a perfect role model for the likes of David Goodner and the scientific community is united in that fact.

“Tomorrow” was invented for indecisive people and for children.

Proving that "Tomorrow Begins Today" and is not just a day away, John Edwards announced he is running for President in 2008.

Introduced to the tune, "Yesterday", Edwards stunned Iowans by announcing Charles Barkley as his running mate.

It's an obvious ploy to derail the Obama factor, but Edwards said, "Why wait to do tomorrow what you can do today?".

When questioned by the press about an internet picture that shows him primping like a little girl, Edwards responded, "I can't wait to look in the mirror, cuz I get better looking each day".

Trying to show he's more than a pretty face, Edwards awed the crowd saying, "The meaning of today will not be clear until tomorrow"and that "Today is, after all, today, but yesterday is of the same substance as tomorrow".

In a move to reach evangelicals Edwards quoted Matthew 6:34, "...do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will bring worries of its own. Today’s trouble is enough for today".

Edwards shared his personal philosophy, "The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday—but never jam today".

An audience member questioned Edwards about the national debt to which Edwards replied, "Let us not bankrupt our todays by paying interest on the regrets of yesterday and by borrowing in advance the troubles of tomorrow".

In an apparent slam at polls showing him trailing Hillary Rodham Clinton, Edwards said "Today’s public opinion, though it may appear as light as air, may be tomorrow’s legislation—for better or for worse".

Edwards concluded the night by telling the crowd, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life" and "I love you more today than yesterday--but not as much as tomorrow".