Thursday, June 10, 2010

Days Of Future Past?


It's interesting that the Big Lug Nut wants to argue about preschool, because he's acting like a child (please).

Sweaty Chetty started with, he "barely got half of the vote" and "He won by less than 10 points".

Then he had a hissy about polling, "...polls aren't always right" because Terry Branstad "was expected to win by 30 points".

Argue about the percentage if it makes you feel better, but Branstad won and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Just like a child (please), Sweaty Chetty wants money with no concern about where it comes from...

Culver hopes tax money covers preschool...He has not said how he would pay for the expansion.

Sweaty Chetty, just like a child (please), has no idea of how much things cost...

$90 Million?

$100 Million?

This fall the cost is $64 million to taxpayers.

Culver's current campaign manager, Donn (the second N is silent) Stanley, weighed in with...

"There's really no better metaphor for the difference in the race because it's about the future versus the past. You don't get any more 'future' than 4-year-old kids."

Thereby pissing off the under 4 demographic.



Friday, October 08, 2010

Sweating With An Oldie


The second Iowa gubernatorial debate started with Terry Branstad walking nearly all the way to Chet Culver's podium to shake hands.

I thought that was a nice effort to probably keep the Big Lug Nut from breaking into Sweaty Chetty.

Epic Fail and the scientific community is united in that fact.

I found myself distracted by the number of times Culver had to fling his facial fluid from his nose and brow.

I'm not alone --The governor’s physical appearance weakened his presentation, according to Steffen Schmidt, a political science professor at Iowa State.

“(He) looked sweaty and he was constantly touching his nose,” Schmidt said. “If you watched the debate, it was pretty clear Branstad was the winner.”

There was no Brain Suck moment for Culver, but it was odd during the Arizona immigration law question, that Culver claimed "Illegal is Illegal" and then criticized Branstad for wanting to fill up the jails with detained illegals.

Branstad scored when he said only 34% of flood money that has been allocated has reached businesses.

Culver tried to claim that it took Branstad 12 years to close the books on the 1993 flood.

Twelve years would be 2005 and almost to the end of the second term of The Pickle, Governor Vilsack.

Culver became annoying by wanting to go back several times to answer previous questions, on unemployment and preschool, when the debate had moved on to the next question.

At one point the crowd turned on him when he tried to go back to Terry Branstad not rebutting the preschool question.

Numerous times Culver tried to circumvent the format by wanting rebuttal time after he'd had a rebuttal.

I'm not sure why he just didn't use time from the next question to revisit the previous question, like he'd been doing.

I thought Terry Branstad scored when he highlighted how free preschool for all had actually hurt K-12 and College education, especially in lieu of Culver's 10% budget cuts.

Branstad hit a home run here when he said -- “Now we now know what I-JOBS is, It’s Illinois jobs”.

Somebody's been reading our blog (I-JOBS).

Branstad further drilled the point home when he mentioned the people from Illinois that marched with Culver at the University of Iowa Homecoming parade.

Culver lamely turned it into having support from all over including his sister here from New York.

Must be here to help him pack up Terrace Hill.

Is part of Culver bringing IBM, Google and Microsoft to Iowa include constant name dropping?

They must have required numerous free plugs.

Culver has also increased the total number of jobs created by 5,000 in one month, from the first debate figure of 16,000, to 21,000.

Culver continues to be no mathlete when he criticized Indiana as having unemployment at 50% above the U.S. average.

Indiana's August rate was 10.2%, during the same time period the U.S. rate was 9.6%.

I loved Branstad's shot at Staci Appel-sauce for brains and her Supreme Court sitting husband, Brent, when Branstad mentioned how partisan the judicial nominating process has become.

In his closing remarks, it sounded like Culver was claiming Branstad was Governor in the 1920s and I know during the debate I heard Culver call his opponent Blanstad.

Lastly, I felt sorry for the people that had to shake the hand Culver used to mop the flop sweat after the debate was over.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Duhbate

















I was not keyed up for watching the final Iowa Governor's debate.

I don't know if it was because I'd rather be watching playoff baseball, or because I'm ready for this to be over, probably both.

Nurse Ratched, the Ragister's Carolyn Washburn's jowls made her look like a puppet during her introduction.

I did like Branstad's "You've tried hard, but the results speak for themselves. The status quo is not good enough" line, but he went to the well with it one too many times.

It only took about 5 minutes into a debate "focused on the future" for the Big Lug Nut to take us back to the '80s and it was about that time I noticed Culver had a sheen going on his face, but he wasn't sweating.

Culver was again name dropping IBM, Google and Microsoft, just like in the previous debate.

Chris noted that Culver criticized Branstad being for big business and wondered what Culver considers his trinity.

Tax Dodgers, at least Google is per this article --Google 2.4% Rate Shows How $60 Billion Lost to Tax Loopholes

It must be okay for Google because they, along with Microsoft, are part of an industry that funds Dummycrats to the tune of 66 percent.

It was odd that Culver quoted Wall Street 24/7 as having Iowa seventh best in education and then saying we have the "best schools".

The online publication is actually named 24/7 Wall St and is based in New Rochelle, New York, but is incorporated in Delaware because it's a tax haven.

24/7 Wall St thinks we're 7th in education because more than 90.5% of 25-year-olds having completed high school or the state equivalent.

Which is actually sad, because more than 90% should complete high school by the time they're 18 and the scientific community is united in that fact.

It was false for Culver to claim that the $90 to $180 dollars he's trying to by votes with would put fuel in people's tanks or food on their table, as Culver is proposing a
NON- refundable tax CREDIT.

At the 34 minute mark is when Culver started to break into Sweaty Chetty, with his hand to the upper lip/mouth area before and after a question from Dean Borg.

I thought the "Yes or No Lightning Round" was a failure, with hardly any questions being answered with a simple yes or no.

What the hell is, "You need to look in the mirror before you start throwing stones"?

Does Culver mean, Let he who is without sin cast the first stone?

It's okay to say it that way Chet, after all you served as an Elder at Central Presbyterian Church.

Culver evaded the question of how he would re-invent himself, so I'm going with skinnier and less sweaty for him.

You can tell the Big Lug Nut is behind, because he had no sense of humor when asked about how he's been caricatured over the years.

At least Branstad handled it with humor when he kidded about cartoonist Brian Duffy making him look really short, and it was a nice zing at the Ragister's expense as they laid Duffy off nearly two years ago.

Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Ring Around The Collar


The Big Lug Nut turned into "Sweaty Chetty" for a primary night interview with KCCI.

The collar of his blue button down shirt was soaked and the sweat was spreading to his chest(er?) as he continued to wipe his face with his hands.

We offered a helpful hint, in April, to the BLN after we found out Florida Governor Charlie Crist uses a fan to remain dry during TV interviews.

At least he was smiling during his TV8 time, earlier on WHO HD he looked angry.

I don't think the public is ready to be drenched with his sweat in High Def and the scientific community is united in that fact.

The anger "Sweaty Cheaty" showed must have come from his "12:01 this evening — it’s on now; I love a good fight; all the way back to the last century in the early ‘80s" mode.

I agree with a Branstad supporter who said the fall election will be a contest between a man who's an ambassador for the state versus an embarrassment.












Monday, December 03, 2012

It's A Laugh

Here's a hoot from the Big Lug Nut.

Former Iowa governor Chet Culver is looking at running for governor again

Things getting lonely at The Chet Culver Group of one?

No actual real running would be involved and the scientific community is united in that fact.

A failed one term governor who garnered 43% of the vote in his re-election bid?

Can you say Brain Suck?

I probably should have titled this post, You're So Vain.

Thanks for the Monday chuckle, Sweaty Chetty.


Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Nowhere To Run















In earth-shattering news

Democrat Chet Culver: I won’t run for public office in 2014

My mistake, the Earth would be shattering if the Big Lug Nut was running

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Sweaty Chetty says -- I am excited to support the Iowa Democratic Party’s great ticket of candidates up and down the ballot 

That leaves the Dummycrats with Jack ASS...err, Hatch for Governor and Staci Appel-sauce for brains for CONgress.

I likes them odds.

In her Ragister report, Jennifer Jacobs states Culver currently runs the Culver Group, a consulting firm.

No, The Culver Group is land surveying and construction firm in the state of California.

The Chet Culver Group is the Big Lug Nut's business.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Not On My Watch


Sounding more like a threat than a promise, the Big Lug Nut said he would take a more hands-on approach in a second term.

Talk about scaring my unborn children!

I shudder at the thought of how bad things could get with four more years and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Some in the press were giving Culver kudos for admitting mistakes in his term as governor.

That's not new, he did that when he began his re-election campaign...

You know, I’ve not always gotten it right, but I’ve always given it 100 percent effort".

Looking surprisingly less sweaty, Chetty said --

"...I take full responsibility for those things that have happened in various state agencies, that happened on my watch.”

Now that's a first, because he previously blamed Attorney General Tom Miller for not allowing him to fire Lynn Walding at the Iowa Alcoholic Beverages Divison.

A year later, Culver has still never fully come clean over his role in the film office fiasco involving the Iowa Department of Economic Development (IDED).

There are still problems lingering from his second term as Secretary of State, that may cost the state $576,000, and he wants another term as Governor?

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Tuesday Afternoon


Terrible (to quote Charles Barkley)

That might be the word to use the kind of day the Big Lug Nut had.

First, the focus was on $576,000 the U.S. Election Assistance Commission says he misspent as Secretary of State.

Iowa Voters has a different angle on the scandal.

the real scandal was the money that was “properly” spent on touchscreen voting machines that have since been scrapped. If anyone wants to criticize then SoS Chet Culver, it should be for that foolish purchase

The BLN brags that its only a half a million dollars, and in the scam of things it is only a drop in the bucket when compared to his $875 million (plus interest) I-JOBS program.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Which leads us to the second part of Sweaty Chetty's Terrible Tuesday.

Dave Price, WHO HD, questioned the BLN on how many jobs have been created by his borrowing scam, it's a quest they began two months ago (No Controlling Authority?) and the Culver Crew still can't come up with an answer.

"We've now invested in 1500 projects. If you're talking about one job per project, you're talking about 1500 jobs. 10 jobs per project, you can do the math." Channel 13 had hoped Culver or his staff had done the math.

The Liter has pointed out previously that this administration contains no Mathletes.

It was just last month during Culver's campaign kickoff that a lost briefing book showed

In Story County, I-JOBS spent $40 million, while unemployment climbed to 5.4% from 4%. In Marshall County, the state spent $24 million and watched unemployment rise to 8.5% from 7.2%.In Johnson County, the state spent $155 million while unemployment rose to 4.8% from 3.7%.

Earlier this year Culver declared --

"And I guarantee you by late spring and summer, we're going to have a record amount of job creation and economic development in the state."

Just like Charles Barkley, Chet Culver is a Dumbass!



Wednesday, September 15, 2010

More Brain Suck



Eddie Haskell nice is how I'd have to describe the Big Lug Nut's politeness to each questioner during his debate encounter with Terry Branstad.

Other things that I took away from the evening --










I've never been a fan of the Bill Clinton thumbs up











Culver seems to have got it down pat.

Branstad should have been more clear on the debate format, wanting response time, especially after the moderators had just gone over it with the viewers.

Culver stumbled over Sioux City seeming to call it Sewer Water City.

Back to the bake sale analogy as Culver defends I-JOBS.

I love how Branstad shot down Culver's AAA bond rating by noting how Enron and Lehman Brothers both received the same rating from Moody's.

Culver used a majority of his time regarding the judicial selection process to go back to a previous question about bonding.

Culver seemed to be bragging about the 30,000 Iowans collecting extended unemployment benefits, but because Culver did not seek a change in the state's unemployment law roughly 18,000 Iowans have missed out on an 13 weeks of benefits paid for by the federal government.

Also, for the second straight year Iowa employers will be taxed more to support the Iowa Unemployment Insurance Trust Fund.

Back to the debate --

Culver claimed 16,000 jobs (?) have been created since December.

He must be counting the turnover in his official and campaign offices and the scientific community is united in that fact.

When questioned by Branstad, Culver could not name one (let alone the three asked for) of his biggest mistakes, yet said he takes full responsibility for his mistakes.

That lends credence to the belief that the mistakes he's admitting to making are just an insincere campaign ploy.

When Culver was given a chance to question Branstad he just talked and talked before finally asking him to admit I-JOBS was being funded with gaming revenue.

Those revenues continue to fall and I-JOBS could end up being paid back from the state's general fund.

Branstad scored with the 300,000 jobs he created as Governor versus the 50,000 jobs Culver has lost.

Education came up and Culver brought up his two "amazing" children.

Those kids have made a commercial for him, Clare seems to take after her dad and John after his mom, Mari.

Culver also claims preschool could be the defining issue in the campaign, which makes me wonder what happened to embryonic stem cell research?

Just last week it was to be a key to Culver winning re-election.

Branstad pointed out that preschool should not be an entitlement, funded by taxpayers for everyone, but should be paid for on the basis of need.

Congratulations to Culver on not breaking out Sweaty Chetty until roughly half way through the debate.

When questioned about what he would have done different about the floods of 2008, Culver started off his response about the tornado that hit the Little Sioux Scout Ranch and then mentioned being to Cedar Rapids 100 times.

When asked again what he would have done different, his response was nothing.

I loved how Branstad tied Jack DeCoster to the Dymmycrats with his $10,000 campaign contribution to Attorney General Tom Miller and to Culver via a $400,000 donation to the Democratic Governors ASSociation, which has funded Culver's campaign.

Thankfully nobody called Decoster a bad egg or a rotten egg.

I'm not sure what to make of Culver's claim that the "facts are getting in the way of the truth".

On the topic of economic development, Culver's plan to end brain drain in Iowa is with BRAIN SUCK.

As my lovely and talented wife pointed out to me, brain gain would have been more appropriate.

In his closing statement, Culver claimed Terry Branstad is against civil rights?

I've had personal encounters with both debate moderators, Larry Wentz and Amanda Krenz.

Larry is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet and when you say that about someone in broadcasting it is quite a statement.

Larry and I worked for the same company when he was in news at WHO TV and I was at KLYF Radio.

Larry organized the company basketball team and just a couple years ago organized a successful (and fun) reunion of onetime WHO TV/Radio and KLYF employees, where I reminded him that my grandmother (98 this month) was the house mother at his Iowa State fraternity and Larry shared nice memories of that experience.

Sunday, October 13, 2013

Surprise Surprise

Quite the exclusive for the Capitol Square Crapper

Register Exclusive: Many prison project jobs went to non-Iowans

I thought that was a given three years ago when I noted that the Big Lug Nut's I-JOBS program actually stood for Illinois jobs.

At the time, Sweaty Chetty, promised an overwhelming majority of those jobs are going to hard-working Iowans.

The Ragister found that number to be about 53 percent, hardly an overwhelming majority and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Can't Buy Me Love


Failing to spark enthusiasm with his $90 NON- refundable tax CREDIT (Too little, too late) the Big Lug Nut will take to the stage for the third and final debate in the 2010 race for Iowa Governor.

For those who don't want to waste the hour, here's a synopsis of what will happen --

Culver will not answer the questions asked to him and will spend the time bashing Terry Branstad.

The only mystery will be the exact time Culver will break into Sweaty Chetty.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Culver waited until halfway through the first debate before springing a leak and during the second debate became drenched almost immediately.

Saturday, December 04, 2010

Hand Me Down World



I was a dismayed to see that the Big Lug Nut was leaving his leather chair for Terry Branstad.

Can you imagine how stained that chair must be after Sweaty Chetty's behind has been in it for four years?

GROSS!













And the scientific community is united in that fact.

To paraphrase The Guess Who --

Don't give me no hand me down chair

I don't wanna take it and I really don't need it

Friday, January 07, 2011

Buh-Bye


Thankfully the ‘Thank You Iowa Tour’ has ended.

The preliminary figures have the Big Lug Nut blowing $ 6,397.60 of taxpayer dollars on the two day jaunt.

We've learned two things from this campaign style stumping.

4-yr. olds will miss Gov. Culver.

Probably think he's a Teletubby, with emphasis on the tubby and the scientific community is united in that fact.
















Sweaty Chetty!
































The other thing we learned is that we agree with the BLN

Culver farewell tour

Culver: 'Our best days are ahead'

That's because he's leaving office.


Okay, okay, show's over, folks, let's move! Buh-bye! Let's fill that pickup.

One.. two.. three.. buh-bye!

This is Chet, "but I'm still the Governor and I'm important".

Here's The King of Snark, Buh-bye. Buh-bye. You're very heavy.

Monday, July 05, 2010

Sweat Popa Chubby


I'm trying to figure out if the look on Sweaty Chetty's face is one of dazed because of dehydration, or if there's a beer sign up ahead and he's dreaming of double fisting.

The Big Lug Nut is trying to scare us out of a "past we can't repeat" with Terry Branstad, but it is painfully obvious that Chet Culver is a future we can't afford.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

From his $875 million (plus interest) I-JOBS borrowing scam, to the IDED film office fiasco and the IABD (Iowa Alcoholic Beverages Divison) bender that makes the RIO $19,000 carpet look like a wet spot.

How is it that the Governor can help three top level state employees find the exit sign over IDED, but can't get Attorney General Tom Miller to agree that one of Miller's former assistant Attorneys General, Lynn Walding, needs to be canned after improperly spending tens of thousands of dollars?

If all of this hasn't taxed your patience, there's also the more than $133 million increase in property taxes.

Chet Culver -- A Future We Can't Afford!

Monday, May 21, 2012

I'll Be Back?

Things have to be really going badly for the Barack Obama campaign to have Sweaty Chetty Culver as your spokesmodel.

Culver re-emerges at campaign events for Obama

The Big Lug Nut is proof that shit floats and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Erin Seidler, who used to work for Culver and now is part of Team Obama/Biden, said
it makes sense for Culver to work on the president's behalf again because both men have similar priorities.

``Governor Culver's record from his time in office match well with a lot of the key messages we're going to be talking about in the campaign here in Iowa,''

She must be referring to stimulus and deficit spending.

Just like Frankenstein, the media want to bring Culver's political career back to life.

Obradovich: Obama could fuel a Culver comeback

The BLN aided the speculation by stating, “Who would have thought that after 12 years after office, Terry Branstad would run again?”

Culver failed, in 2010, by trying to scare voters by saying, “We don’t want to go back to the past with Terry Branstad”.

A Culver opponent could crucify him by changing it to, We don't want to go back to the past with Chet Culver.

Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Add It Up


The Big Lug Nut bit the big one by trying to downplay Terry Branstad's primary victory.

Noting Branstad “barely got half of the Republican vote”, Sweaty Chetty forgets he only received 39% of the vote in the 2006 Dummycrat primary.

The former government/history teacher continued attacking Branstad with, “He won by less than 10 points.”

Said the man who won by 5 points in 2006 and the scientific community is united in that fact.

By comparison Branstad's victory was a landslide.