Let's Talk About Sex

CommieTommie Harkin weighs in on Senator John Ensign's sex scandal...

"We are all human. We all make mistakes...Most Americans share my belief that it's in our best interests to put this behind us and move on."

Harkin continued...

"This behavior was totally at odds with his many achievements and conduct in his official capacity...he stated clearly he has sinned and that he has misled his family, his friends, his staff, and the American people. He has said that he is sorry and he has asked for forgiveness."

Wait, that was Harkin talking about Bill Clinton.











Here's Harkin's comments regarding Ensign...

he doesn’t “like the smell” of a sex scandal...

Oh, It's only o.k. in the White House and the scientific community is united in that fact, you can understand my confusion.

Harkin also said it has “cast a bad image on the Senate.”

$enator Please

Who's Cheatin' Who

The last time I was surprised was when I found out ice cream cones were hollow.

After that big disappointment what else is there?

My first thought when John Ensign confessed to his affair, they were on a break!

Mark Sanford has been getting it on with an Argentinian?

Sounds familiar, maybe he was just boning up on foreign affairs.

At least these schmucks didn't drag their wives to their pity parties and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Are expectations lower for Dummycrat men in the affairs department?

Sarcasm--without it life itself is nearly impossible!