Groundhog Day

I don't get the whole overgrown rodent prognosticator phenomenon, but word out of Punxsutawney has Phil predicting an early spring.

I predict that means a minimum of six more weeks of "GoreBull" warming bs.

2007, unlike 2000 when he tried to steal the Presidency, is turning out to be the year of Al Gore.

First an Oscar nod to his schlockumentary and now a nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize.

All this means more jetting around the world and more chauffeured limo rides.

It's okay, he says he's carbon neutral.

He pays for "verifiable reductions in CO2 elsewhere"!

The Inconvenient Truth is Socialist's never see themselves as hypocrites.

We're heading into a cold weekend, highs not even in double digits, and a little greenhouse effect or "GoreBull" warming would be wonderful.

Cast No Shadow

The Groundhog did not see his shadow and Al Gore came out of his slumber to announce that the scientific community blames man made warming for winter.

Just when I think I might retire my catchphrase, I get six more weeks of wear and the scientific community is united in that fact.

It should be noted that climate scientists once thought snowfall would disappear.

Rodent rage

The Marmota Monax had his moment, Groundhog Day, and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Regardless of whether he sees his shadow, he did (How could he not with all the camera lights?), Spring doesn't come to the calendar until March 20.

I caught the weather wuss on WOI TV/5, last night, talking about an average snowfall for the season is 33 inches and we're at 30.

He sees us going above average, with snow into April!

"Cold is STUPID!" and SNOW SUCKS!