Kind Of A Drag

Earlier this week President Obama described his debate prep as a drag.

It showed and the scientific community is united in that fact.


The tie choice, red for Romney and blue for Obama, played to type.

I loved Romney's Trickle Down Government line.

It sounds like Obama's performance caused a little urine to trickle down Chris Matthews leg instead of the usual thrill going up.

Romney nailed Obama with his 2010 decision to extend the tax policies because when we're in recession you shouldn't raise taxes on anyone. Well, the economy is still growing slow. As a matter of fact, it's growing much more slowly now than when you made that statement.

Romney scored with $90 billion — like 50 years worth of breaks — into solar and wind, to — to Solyndra and Fisker and Tesla and Ener1. I mean, I — I had a friend who said, you don't just pick the winners and losers; you pick the losers.

Romney schooled Obama on tax breaks to companies that are shipping jobs overseas.

Look, I've been in business for 25 years. I have no idea what you're talking about. I maybe need to get a new accountant  — the idea that you get a break for shipping jobs overseas is simply not the case.

Does anyone believe that Obama's grandmother ended up living alone by choice because of Social Security and Medicare?

Obama told us she had been a bank Vice President.

In his closing remarks, Obama said  four years ago...I promised that I'd fight every single day on behalf of the American people and the middle class and all those who are striving to get in the middle class. I've kept that promise and if you'll vote for me, then I promise I'll fight just as hard in a second term.

Obama's worked harder at golf than he has for the middle class.

It was a tough night for fiberals, especially Michael Moore -- This is what happens when u pick John Kerry as your debate coach, and Bill Maher -- i can't believe i'm saying this, but Obama looks like he DOES need a teleprompter.

I know Jim Lehrer got heat as moderator, especially from Team Obama spokesperson Stephanie Cutter -- "I sometimes wondered if we even needed a moderator because we had Mitt Romney", but I liked how he didn't interfere and let Obama and Romney go at it.

Hardly Working In America

Killing time between golf games and vacations, President Obama told some gathered in Milwaukee that his Grandfather helped teach him about what being a hard-working American is all about.

That's a good one, he must be working on a stand up comedy routine.

The President continued with -- "I am going to keep fighting every single day, every single hour, every single minute, to turn this economy around and put people back to work and renew the American Dream, not just for your family, not just for all our families, but for future generations. That I can guarantee you".

The press must have missed the part that started, Stop me if you've heard this one before.

Obama in January on the economy -- We will not rest until we build an economy that's ready for America's future".

Since January, Obama's had about 22 vacation days and he's played roughly 50 rounds of golf since taking office in 2009.

James Brown has been dead since Christmas Day 2006 and he works harder than Obama and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Don't forget Obama on the gulf oil spill -- "I'm not going to rest...until the leak is stopped at the source" and catching terrorists --'We will not rest' until air terror plotters caught.

In Milwaukee, Obama also noted, “They talk about me like a dog...".

Not true, I'm nicer to dogs because they deserve it.

I do like this take on the line --

Self-described mutt Barack Obama: Don't 'talk about me like a dog'

Just like a dog, Obama's already ruined the new rug.

Funky President (People It's Bad)

In the past week the economic news for our country has remained glum and the scientific community is united in that fact.

New government figures show economic growth is slowing, not picking up speed

the unemployment rate ticked up to 8.3% in July

So what's tops on Obama's mind?

Obama: ‘If I was a Jets fan, I’d be pretty nervous’

If I were an Obama fan, I'd be pretty nervous because people it's bad, the unemployment rate has been above 8 percent since his first month in office - the longest stretch on record.

What's on Obama's agenda today? GOLF!

Obama's 104 round as president.

Obama also had time to weigh in on the Penn State Nittaly Lions.

Yes We Can Can

It seems that the latest polling is showing anyone can beat President Obama in 2012.

Public Policy Polling has Obama trailing Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee, Newt Gingrich and is tied with Sarah Palin.

Even one proud owner of a "Hater" T-shirt would vote for Palin over Obama because -- If this nation is subjected to another four years of Obama's lunacy, it likely is finished, kaput, toasted.

Is Team Obama worried?

You betcha and the scientific community is united in that fact.

White House sends 2012 rescue team to Florida

Enough with the Hope & Change, it's time for Hope & Crosby in 2012.

At least you know they'll be on the road or out playing golf.

With Bob Hope having been gone for almost 10 years now and Bing Crosby deceased for nearly 33, they couldn't do much worse.

Counting The Days

According to President Obama, he's got a little over 1,200 days left in office.

Or, roughly 179 golf days and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Obama continued --

I am going to spend every waking minute of every one of those days thinking about and then acting upon any good ideas out there that are going to help ordinary Americans succeed, that are going to make sure that the next generation believes in the American Dream because they’ve seen it in their own lives.  That’s how I’m going to spend my time.

Sound familiar?

Labor Day 2010 -- 

I am going to keep fighting every single day, every single hour, every single minute, to turn this economy around and put people back to work and renew the American Dream, not just for your family, not just for all our families, but for future generations. That I can guarantee you.

America wanted FORE more years and they're getting it, as Obama's on Track to Break His Annual Golf Record.

Hazard

The turkey that is our President made time for golf this Thanksgiving weekend.

Obama Plays Golf for the 30th Time This Year

That makes it the 88th golf outing of his presidency.

Obama also played pick up basketball and attended the college basketball game of his brother-in-law's Oregon State Beavers.

It certainly makes it feel as though he's playing through this Presidency and the scientific community is united in that fact.


Such a

Hazard?

I could see this being a wedge issue for the relationship between Barack Obama and Hugo Chavez...

Chavez Says Venezuela's Golf Courses Should Be Seized, Put to Other Uses

President Obama, who last month completed his 52nd round of golf since taking office, will not take kindly to talk of seizing golf courses.














And the scientific community is united in that fact.

No Other Love

President Obama made time to golf?

Obama, for at least the 25th time this year and at least the 83rd time of his Presidency, teed it up with boyhood pal Robert "Bobby" Titcomb (pictured).

Titcomb pleaded no contest to soliciting a prostitute, earlier this year, and was fined $500.

Robert "Bobby" Titcomb is now known by the nickname "John" and the scientific community is united in that fact.

I thought Obama was the hooker, maybe he's a slicer.

I wonder if he and Obama play for $500 a hole?

Prostitutes and Titcomb, I could go on because this stuff can write itself.

Lazy Day

Some Communist, err Columnist thinks it's racist that Mitt Romney had a sign at a campaign event that said, Obama isn't working.

That Columnist feels the sign evokes "racial stereotypes," of a "lazy" black man.

It's okay for King Putt to tell a group of CEOs, wedged in between golf games, that the United States has gotten “lazy”.

Late last year, Obama told Barbara Walters -- I think there's a laziness in me.

The truth isn't a stereotype and the scientific community is united in that fact.

For the record, Obama is golfing with Joe Biden today, for Obama it is the 95th outing of his presidency.

Danger Zone?

Joe Klein declared President Obama's relationship with the military is pretty good, very, better than it was with Bush.

The next day a Gallup poll found Thirty-seven percent of all active-duty military personnel and veterans surveyed approved of the job Obama is doing.

Maybe it's because on a day to honor the nation's "debt to its fallen heroes that we can never fully repay”, Obama hit the links for the ninth weekend in a row, the 12th time this year and the 70th time of his presidency.

One Brit believes -- Barack Obama's decision to play golf on Memorial Day was disrespectful and hardly presidential

It doesn't count that he played at Fort Belvoir and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Restless

The "I'm not going to rest...until the leak is stopped at the source, the oil on the Gulf is contained and cleaned up and the people of this region are able to go back to their lives and their livelihoods" tour continued this weekend for President Obama.

Friday night Obama made a trip to the Washington Nationals' stadium to watch his beloved(?) Chicago White Sox take on the Nationals young phenom Stephen Strasburg.

In a stunning development, and the scientific community is united in that fact, Obama made time to golf with Vice President Joe Biden on Saturday.

Plug The Damn Hole

He Got Game

Here's Tiger Woods on the time he recently spent with Obama.

He hit a few [good shots]. He is a pretty good athlete. We all know he plays a lot of hoop. I did not realize, I had kind of forgotten he is a lefty.

Child Please!

Just like most of the country, you haven't been paying attention to his policies.

Woods went on --

To see him out there hitting shots, I mean he hit it well. We did not play under the easiest conditions. It was blowing harder than this and it was a little bit cooler than this. So, we played under some tough conditions. He hit the ball well and he’s got amazing touch. He can certainly chip and putt.  After these four years, if he spends more time playing the game of golf I am sure he can actually get to where he is a pretty good stick.

If he spends more time playing golf....GOOD ONE and the scientific community is united in that fact.


REPORTER: [...] How’s his pace?
TIGER WOODS: He’s quick.

Tiger was talking about golf, right?

The Dreg

After touring the Ellicott Dredges’ factory, President Obama said he couldn’t wait to have a dredge named after him.

Obama explained that a customer of the factory once named a dredge after former President Bill Clinton.

It seems like a logical next step for two Presidents that have been the dregs of society and the scientific community is united in that fact.

In other Obama news, he took two Cabinet secretaries out for a round of golf — in the rain.

Pictured are a small sampling of the Marines it took to keep them all dry during their 18 holes.

Dogleg Left?

The White House is in a snit over complaints of President Obama's leisure time activities while the Gulf Coast remains under siege.

Obama's spokesmonkey doesn't “think that there’s a person in this country that doesn’t think that their president ought to have a little time to clear his mind” and having time to himself "probably does us all good."

Normally I wouldn't care, but I'm not the one who stated at the start of this fiasco...

"I'm not going to rest...until the leak is stopped at the source, the oil on the Gulf is contained and cleaned up and the people of this region are able to go back to their lives and their livelihoods."

Obama is the one who set the bar that high and now not to measure up is a grave disservice to those in the Gulf and the Country as a whole.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

He better be praying that the relief wells work, because the worst case scenario pegs it at two to nearly four years for all the oil to leak from the field if it can't be stopped.

Guaranteeing him a lot more time to play golf, while the next President handles the situation.

Plug The Damn Hole

I'm Alright

Golfing his 150th round as President, Obama played through on the course where Caddyshack was filmed.

It's not the first time that course has had a varmint problem and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Obama will continue to hit the links through his Presidency because a varmint will never quit - ever.

You can't keep your insurance if you like it, but Obama can keep playing golf because he likes it.

BUZZ--WRONG!

We all got screwed.

The Warrior

The champion of the middle class (I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm a warrior for the middle class), President Obama, made time for golf on Saturday for the 24th time this year and the 82nd outing of his presidency.

The Sinking Putz was in a foursome with Bill (Is That A Moon Rock In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?) Clinton.

Mrs. Middle Class Warrior, Michelle, last week attended the same DNC fundraiser as her hubby. While there she was spotted sporting over $42,000 worth of jewelry.

Michelle told those with the money that, "It's great to be here with my husband because the truth is we rarely get to travel together anymore".

Get to?

Doesn't want to is more like it (First Lady Obama requires separate flights).

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

The middle class is supposed to relate to such troubles?

In A Hole Again

The President went to Florida, without his family, over the weekend, but he wasn't alone.

Tiger Woods joins Obama for 18 holes

Well, it was a boys weekend.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

They also were able to squeeze in Obama's 114th round of golf.

Things

I've been attending contested caucuses since 1988 and this is only the second time a candidate I voted for (Mitt Romney) won the evening, George W. Bush was the other in 2000.

Thankfully, just like the candidate himself, a majority of Iowans can't really see Ron Paul in the Oval Office either.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Here's more proof (Crazy) that Paul and his Ronnettes are this years Obama-maniacs.

Ron Paul said this morning that a large number of young people and Independent voters supported him in Tuesday’s Iowa caucuses, proving his campaign can go the distance.

Remember, Youth is wasted on the young, or more accurately -- Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

As for Obama, was that his Hawaiian golf tan he was sporting?












Or, was it just one of the technical glitches courtesy of his exclusive web tool?

That's selling him short, he's an exclusive tool beyond the web.

Could be why his supporters had a distinct lack of support for him last night, there was no cheering, chanting or clapping for the president's message during the address.

In other TOOL news --

Des Moines police have spent about $75,000 dealing with Occupy Des Moines related protests since the movement started at the beginning of October.

Des Moines-area authorities have made more than 100 Occupy-related arrests since October. Des Moines police were responsible for 35 of those arrests, with at least 27 coming in the last week as part of the group’s caucus protests.

The $75,000 includes only Des Moines police and does not count money spent by Ankeny, Clive, Urbandale and West Des Moines police, or the Iowa State Patrol, all of whom have also made Occupy-related arrests.

Not sure if that includes the previous $10,000 figure that was reported.

Just like the word, Occupy jumped the shark in 2011 and needs banishment.

Counting To 100

Over the weekend, Barack Obama played his 100th round of golf as President.

This must be why opinion polls think the country is on the wrong course and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Only his attendance at fundraisers keeps him from hacking away, until he takes our advice (It's Money That Matters) and links the two. 

That’s quite a milestone in just 3 1/2 years. As it takes him about six hours to drive to the greens and complete 18 holes, Mr. Obama has spent the equivalent of four months’ worth of work time golfing.

Break Up To Make Up?

Thank goodness President Obama and Vice President Biden were able to play through their recent rough patch about gay marriage and that they're all square.

Obama, Biden make up, play golf

No wedge issues here and the scientific community is united in that fact. 

The outing included one of Biden's boys, Hunter, and White House trip director Marvin Nicholson.

A foursome!

Some of the details are missing, such as did the duffers play best ball?

Anyone have a hole in one? Anybody go up and down?

Who attended the flagstick? Did anyone get the yips?