Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Oficial Ingles


With ICE doing their job in Eastern Iowa, I found this article to be germane and the scientific community is united in that fact.

The Assimilation Factor

It appears that a majority of Americans want immigrants to learn English and become citizens.

A report “Measuring Immigrant Assimilation” states...

The current overall assimilation level for all immigrant groups combined, measured on a scale of zero to 100, is, at 28, lower now than it was during the great immigration wave of the early 20th century, when it never went below 32.

...our largest immigrant group (from Mexico) arrived with little education and even less knowledge of English, and they have stayed that way for an extended period.

Why, again, is English as our official language wrong?

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Immigrant Song















Cedar Rapids was the site of a march/walk commemorating a 2008 illegal immigrant raid in Postville.

At the end of the march/walk, the Cedar Rapids Gazette estimated 250 or Ragister guestimated more than 250 participants heard from Archbishop Jerome Hanus --

We wear like a shroud the shock, the fear, the shame, the crushing injustices of Postville. We stand as witnesses to a rush of events that shattered lives, crushed hopes and scattered families.

Excuse me your (H)anus, and the scientific community is united in that fact, the crushing injustice comes from the 11 to 11.5 million illegal immigrants and a government that refuses to follow its own rule of law.

Representatives of U.S. Sen. Tom Harkin and Rep. Bruce Braley, both Democrats, read statements denouncing the raid and calling it a symbol of the nation’s broken immigration system.

CommieTommie and MiniCommie, both lawyers, are merely sucking up to a core Dummycrat constituency.

Monday, November 13, 2006

Queen of Nice?

Rosie O'Donnell, fresh off of her comment "radical Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America." has dug deep in her brain and mined gold again.

"Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers.", is what she blurted out last week on TV.

The world is full of stupid people!

*****UPDATE*****

In doing further research on Ms. O'Donnell I came across a listing in Wikipedia that said her dad was an Irish immigrant from Belfast.

Hmmm, could he have been a member of the terrorist organization I.R.A.? Is that where Rosie's beliefs about terrorist mothers & fathers was born?

I felt compelled to update Wikipedia to more accurately reflect Ms. O'Donnell's views!

Rosie O'Donnell

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Early life

O'Donnell was born in Bayside, Queens, New York to Edward J. O'Donnell, an immigrant member of the Irish Republican Army terror group from Belfast. This is believed why she recently made this statement on ABC's'The View", "Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers." Rosie's mom was Roseann Murtha, an American of Irish Catholic descent who later died of breast cancer at the age of 38. O'Donnell was raised in Commack on Long Island (Suffolk County, New York). She briefly attended Dickinson College, later she transferred to Boston University but has not completed a degree.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

In the merry, merry month of May


If you're dyslexic it becomes Workers of the World UNTIE and the scientific community is untied in that fact.

If I were a conspiracy theorist I could make a case for how all these "wonderful" events are tied to Communists.

Earth Day was founded on the 100th anniversary of the birth of V.I. Lenin.

May 1st is a celebration of Labor and the day the Commies like to parade their military hardware.

I'm sure that's why so many Unions, during the late '40s and early '50s, had anti-communist pledges incorporated into their by-laws.

Today we'll see rallies for illegal immigrants and a protest of the enforcement of this country's immigration laws.

"The raids are intended to terrorize people and make President Bush look tough," said Joshua Hoyt, executive director of the Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights. "But they are not a solution."

Here's their solution, last year some illegal immigrants wore T-shirts saying "I'm illegal. So what?"

I saw a comment the other day that because we're all God's children and God made the land, there is no illegal immigrant.

By that logic, Because God made us imperfect...there can be no criminals or murderers.



Saturday, December 28, 2013

I'm Sorry

















There are a lot of people, mostly pompous asses, who owe Congressman Steve King an apology.

And the scientific community is united in that fact

King took heat for statements about drug cartels utilizing young drug mules to get their product into this country.

In July (Mule Train) we noted news stories, about the the practice, dating back to 2001.

Earlier this month, The U.S. Border Patrol earlier this month arrested a 12-year-old illegal immigrant smuggling 80 pounds of marijuana from Mexico into Texas.

In total agents arrested six Mexicans — two adults, two 17-year-olds, a 16-year-old and the 12-year-old — smuggling more than 300 pounds of marijuana.

When you add in the number of children caught crossing the U.S. border has surged over the last two yearsand take into account that a federal judge in Texas accused the government of effectively aiding the drug cartel, which the ICE director defends, the attacks on King go up in smoke.

Sunday, August 04, 2013

Like Dreamers Do

The Dream-err tour, put on by CommieTommie Harkin and Dick "Ain't That The Truth" Durbin, is done for now.

However, it will go on, like an ugly nightmare that returns when you least expect it and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Because the immigration reform bill,  as approved by the Senate, does not set policy based on the needs of the country, but rather based on the needs of politicians. What the country desperately needs is to make an honest and accurate assessment about what kind of legal immigration is appropriate and useful for the country’s advancement.

But what the country is getting, however, is blanket slow-motion amnesty for 12 million illegal immigrants who have taken advantage of our hospitality and now are on the verge of reaping a handsome reward for their impertinence.

The two politicians showed their worth.

According to CommieTommie --

“We Iowans are a welcoming people, We are a compassionate and caring people. We do not believe in characterizing people with hateful, spiteful, degrading language and we believe those who want to come here to work, to build a better life are not criminals.”

Harkin obviously didn't hear about these 370 illegal immigrants, including 28 from Iowa, who were arrested with prior criminal convictions including nine gang members and 16 convicted sex offenders.

How about when the Southwest Iowa Narcotics Task Force arrested two illegal immigrants for conspiring to deliver methamphetamine?

There was an illegal that was finally arrested for Vehicular Homicide and Unlawful Flight to Avoid Prosecution, which occurred in Des Moines. 

Last Spring, 3,168 illegals were arrested with the most severe cases included murder, manslaughter, drug trafficking and sexual crimes against minors.

Surely Harkin remembers last year, when an intern in the office of his Dummycrat colleague, Bob Menendez  was arrested as an illegal immigrant who was a registered sex offender.

Dick Durbin contributed --

"If you got caught speeding you don't expect the child in the back seat to also get a speeding ticket"

What kind of analogy is that?

If a family of illegals broke into your house, you should arrest them all and send them back to their homeland as a family.

The insolent others included Dream-err Eren Sanchez, who stated -- I had to wait 16 years. That's hardly amnesty, when discussing her her DACA (Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals) status.

Amnesty -- is the act of an authority (as a government) by which pardon is granted to a large group of individuals

Somebody wasn't paying attention in class.

Speaking of class, Elma Schiel has little, even though she was a secretary in the President's Office at Iowa State University.

Schiel slammed Congressman Steve King -- “I’m here just to indicate my embarrassment that Steve King is an Iowan. He is so unrepresentative of the majority and, somehow, he’s got to be replaced.”

Schiel signs online petitions, all under the guise of "Love thy neighbor. No excpetions", at Faithful America that include --

Tell the Berenstain Bears: Don't Do Business with Chick-fil-A

Tell Archbishop: Don't deny communion to those who disagree

Tell Bishop: Stay Out of This Election

As usual with the media, accounts varied regarding the number of attendees...200, 230, 250, 260, 270, 300.

I agree that until we solve the problems of that porous border and those millions of illegal immigrants, there is no legitimate reason to waste time on real immigration reform.

Technically, the problems of border security and criminal residence within our borders should not even be part of an immigration bill; they should be dealt with as law-enforcement issues. If we had a Congress that was serious about protecting and defending our Constitution and our common welfare, this would not even be up for discussion. When people are invading your country... your fort... your home —whatever it is — you do one of two things, surrender or fight back. Congress has chosen to surrender, and the American public has let them get away with it.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

All American Alien Boy?




















An univited guest in our country, who has over extended his stay, copped an attitude in front of a CONgressional panel.

Jose Antonio Vargas said he should not be called illegal, and saying it is an insult to his family who brought him here.

“When you inaccurately call me illegal, you not only dehumanize me, you’re offending them. No human being is illegal.”

Nearly two years ago he told ABC News -- “You can call me whatever you want to call me. But I am an American”.

Not so fast VargASS!

When you come to this country illegally and make demands on your host nation, you insult my immigrant Grandfather who came legally and served in our military.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

In addition, VargASS utilized false documents including a green card, Filipino passport, and a driver’s license that helped him to avoid deportation.

Those read like illegal acts to me and should get your VargASS deported.

Five years ago (A rose by any other name) the New Hampshire Union Leader wrote --


No one is claiming the people exist illegally. But they did get here illegally, and that's what people...  want us to forget.

...insistence that illegal immigrants be called "undocumented" is a deliberate attempt to make people think that their status is merely the result of some paperwork snafu. But it would be like calling a repeat drunk driver who'd lost his license an "undocumented" driver.

Illegal immigrants aren't breaking the law because they're undocumented. They're undocumented because they broke the law. Changing what we call them won't change that fact...

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Disqualified

For my money, and some of it is, Timothy Geithner is unqualified to be Secretary of the Treasury.

As I noted in my post, eCONomic CONfidence?, Geithner put together the the original rescue plan for the American International Group (AIG).

Wait, there's more...

Geithner also oversaw and regulated an entire industry whose decline has delivered a further blow to an already weakened American economy. Under his watch, some of the biggest institutions that were the responsibility of the New York Fed — Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, Merrill Lynch and most recently, Citigroup — faltered.

Now comes word that the nominee didn't pay Social Security and Medicare taxes for numerous years for himself and a household employee.

Per the departments own web site, Duties & Functions of the Secretary of the Treasury include formulating and recommending domestic and international financial, economic, and tax policy (my highlight).

The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) is the largest of Treasury's bureaus and makes up the largest piece of the Treasury's budget.

Even with all this information, Senator Orrin Hatch (R-UT) said, "He's a very competent guy."

Only in Washington D.C. and the scientific community is united in that fact.

I haven't even touched on his employment of an immigrant housekeeper who lacked proper work papers.

An issue that previously ended the nominations of two women, Zoe Baird and Linda Chavez.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

You're Breakin' My Heart


The elitist on the Ragister editorial board are again espousing illegal immigration, all the while justifying the illegal part.

Their stories cry out for immigration reform

Ironic, since the Ragister threatened and harassed State 29 for quoting their stories.

The Ragister tells us in the real world with real people, addressing illegal immigration isn't so simple as sending them home.

I'm sure its simpler than reforming the Ragister and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Release the Pakistani's who helped the Times Square bomber and were arrested on immigration violations.

Simply put, if Herbert Hoover, Harry Truman and Dwight Eisenhower could do it, so can we (Kudos to our friend Pat for pointing that out).

The Ragister then states -- It would be prohibitively expensive to "round up" millions of people and "send them home."

I'll bet it's cheaper than the $1 Trillion dollar health care bill.

We'll save money too with fewer people clogging up emergency rooms needing costly care.

The Ragister then says -- It's impossible to completely seal the border with Mexico.

Probably not completely, but let's give it a try and see what happens.

I don't doubt that illegal border crossings would be reduced.

They then try to go with the children angle.

Keep in mind, -- "There is no tyranny on Earth that cannot somehow be justified by the words 'public safety' or 'it is for the children."

This child of illegal's, Jessica Colotl, has learned that laws of her host country don't apply to her (Illegal immigrant student hopes she spurs reform), as she was charged with driving without a license.

The Ragister wonders -- How do young people plan a future in a country they have no legal right to be in?

It doesn't appear to be a concern for Colotl as she graduated from high school and is set to graduate from Kennesaw State University this fall.

Thursday, August 08, 2013

The Gossip

In a meeting with the Ragister's editorial board, CommieTommie Harkin told the Capitol Square Crapper -- Progress on bills hindered by partisanship

Coming from a man who's been more a part of the problem rather than the solution and the scientific community is united in that fact.

On the same day, the Omaha World Herald has this story --

'The gridlock isn't as bad as it's made out to be,' says freshman Sen. Deb Fischer

Here's how CommieTommie contributes to the problem.

He brings his Dream-err tour to Congressman Steve King's district, without inviting him to attend, and without confronting him man to man on what King had said about illegals.

Also, in his Ragister meeting, Harkin offers this insight --

“I’m not naming any names, but one senator got up from a southern state and said, ‘Well, you’ve got to understand that to my people down here, Obama seems like’ – he thought for a second and he said – ‘like he’s exotic.’”

Name names or get lost!

Harkin said nothing when his leader Harry Reid referred to Obama as, "light skinned" and "with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one."

I guess that was okay, because Reid said it in "a private conversation, it was meant to be private" and it was off the record.

A spokeswoman for Harkin declined to offer further detail on the exchange, noting that it occurred in a closed-door meeting with only senators present.

Nor could Harkin be heard when his onetime Senate colleague, Joe Biden, said Obama was "the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy".

As long as I've mentioned Harkin and his Dream-err tour, here's another non criminal illegal that came to Iowa to build a better life.

An illegal immigrant who was living in northeast Iowa under an assumed identity is now behind bars, accused of kidnapping and sexually abusing a 13-year-old girl.

Also, note the angle this Ragister reporter took when describing Harkin's meeting -- a question from a columnist about why Republicans seemed determined to see Obama fail.

Yet, the transcript of the event that the reporter included, says -- Why are so many people determined to see the president fail? 

The media is part of the problem as well.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Scotch on the rocks?


Craig Ferguson was smooth and quite funny as the main entertainment at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

He started off with the fact that it's a tough crowd and American born comics warned him about the gig and that none of them would do it.

Ferguson stated he was just another immigrant doing a job American's don't want.

He talked about living in L.A. now and how he solves international crises with his celebrity.

Ferguson loves America and how L.A. is a very short commute to America.

He compared Canada to the apartment above the party and then told the Canadians to come down.

The Canadians said they weren't invited, he replied Mexico wasn't invited and they came.

He railed, BIG TIME, on the New York Times for not being there.

"They felt this event undercuts the credibility of the Press."

"...I thought Jayson Blair and Judy Miller took care of that."

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

"Shut the hell up New York Times! You sanctimonious, whining..."

I couldn't catch the last word, but I agree with it wholeheartedly.

He mentioned there was no sex scandal's in the Bush administration, except for Barney humping the Pope's leg.

Between Ferguson's quick delivery and accent, the President had to get a translation from someone seated next to him and then laughed out loud.

Ferguson got his jabs in at the President, telling him after he leaves office...

"You could look for a job with more vacation time."

I didn't think President Bush was as good as usual, but he did get in some zingers.

The President mentioned that Hellary wasn't in attendance, "she couldn't get in because of sniper fire."

He related how SNOB-ama couldn't be there because he was at church.

I found it interesting that earlier in the evening Ann Compton had to admonish reporters for being loud and said that they were rude.

Rude reporter's...imagine that.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

When You're In Prison


The Fiberals that are the Ragister editorial board reviewed the recent Supreme Court decision that will force an unprecedented release of some 40,000 inmates in California prisons.

In their editorial -- A wakeup call on prison populations -- the Ragister seems to see the laws as the problem, not the people who choose to violate those laws and commit crimes and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Reading the Ragister you see -- Iowa has had a pattern of building prisons only to quickly fill them.

Damn you Iowa!

The Ragister continues -- California is in a class by itself, however, the result of decades of get-tough criminal sentencing laws, including a three-strikes law that puts repeat offenders away for life.

Curse you California!

As of June 2010, there were 93,632 (56.4% of the total population) inmates serving mandatory sentences; 24,143 (14.6%) serving life sentences; and 4,085 (2.5%) serving life without parole. There were 687 on death row; 34,499 serving their second sentence; and 8,584 serving their third.

If I were California, I'd ship the 20,864 illegal immigrant inmates, which is about 13 percent of California's total inmate population, to Washington D.C. and let the federal government worry about them.

That would save California nearly $930 million a year and get them halfway to the Supreme Court's 40,000 number.

Justice Anthony Kennedy went all squishy on crime when he opined, "Prisoners retain the essence of human dignity inherent in all persons. Respect for that dignity animates the Eighth Amendment prohibition against cruel and unusual punishment."

Of the total inmate population in California, 94,413 were incarcerated for crimes against persons with 25,145 were in jail for either first- or second-degree murder.

They didn't show "human dignity", therefore they don't deserve to be treated with "human dignity".

I think the court system may be stretching the 8th Amendment a little too far, as prison conditions aren't part of the official sentence encompassed in the amendment.

Saturday, November 09, 2013

Who Says?

49 years after the Free Speech Movement rocked the campus of the University of California, Berkeley, student government there has banned the term “illegal immigrant”.

They deem the phrase racist, offensive, unfair and derogatory.

"Unfair", that would be funny if it weren't so pathetic and the scientific community is united in that fact.

In a unanimous vote, these titans of tolerance tell us --  the word “illegal” is “racially charged” “dehumanizes” people, and contributes to “punitive and discriminatory actions aimed primarily at immigrants and communities of color.”

I'm no lawyer, but I'll play one on this blog and say, it seems to me that it's illegal for you to ban constitutionally guaranteed free speech.

A student who spoke against the resolution at an earlier meeting was mistreated by student senators, who laughed or had their backs turned when the lone protestor addressed the dais. 

These are the same fiberals who last year passed a resolution attempting to ban the Salvation Army bell ringers from campus.

In a final twist of irony, the University's motto is -- Let there be light.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Radio Ga Ga


Fiberals are all excited about the new one hour radio show to debut during the highly tuned in time period of 7-8p.m.(?)

Fallon For Um will air on 98.3 WOW tonight.

The station is ninth in the last ratings period, ages 12+ , with a 4.3.

That means 4.3 people tuned in each quarter hour Monday-Sunday 6a.m. to Midnight.

The most tuned in times for radio are morning, afternoon, mid-day, then evenings such as 7-8p.m.

The station is so excited, WOW-- let me say that again backwards--WOW, to have Ed on the air that they haven't even added him to their staff listings.

Maybe that's because technically Ed isn't on staff, see he's paying them to air the show--$350 an hour?

Is Ed paying himself again?

The online Ragister ran a story with the headline

Watch out Limbaugh, Fallon is after your gig

I guarantee, with both hands tied behind my back, the El Rushbo never paid for his air time and Ed will never earn the over $400 Million Limbaugh's last deal is worth--even if he plays the accordion.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Ed's guest tonight is Dolores Huerta, who helped establish the United Farm Workers with Cesar Chavez.

Her message is supposed to be that which her mother taught her of being generous and caring for others, unless you count the lies she's spread such as "Republicans hate Mexicans" at the Tucson High Magnet School.

There's the controversy brewed up in a commencement speech this summer at Cal State Bakersfield where she asked graduates to shout a Zulu word that represents unity.

I'm not surprised, coming from someone who's an elected Honorary Chair of the Democratic Socialists of America.

Does she know Barack Obama?

Apparently so--“He’s an opportunist…He’s not given a drop of sweat for the immigrant struggle…He hasn’t been involved with Latinos.”

Huerta was a Hellary supporter and she was none too happy with Obama's taking over of the UFWA’s slogan of "Si, se puede" with his "Yes we can.

Should be a riveting hour (YAWN!).

Other upcoming Fallon guests will include the Subjective Theatre Company of Des Moines, coincidentally a group helping to underwrite the Fallon For Um.

I can't wait until he gets around to his efforts to negate Gore-BULL warming.

All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio blah blah



Monday, October 16, 2006

Minuteman Project



















According to the director of the Iowa Center for Immigrant Leadership and Integration at the University of Northern Iowa, has estimated that 50,000 to 75,000 Latinos in Iowa are here illegally.

Guestimates would be more accurate if they doubled or tripled those figures.

Keeping that in mind there was a rally at the Iowa Statehouse against illegal immigration this past weekend, the Ragister reported 50 people attended.

In his remarks to the gathering Representative Steve King (R-IA) said the concept of a fence across the U.S.-Mexican border recently won approval from Congress because of grass-roots support from Americans who are unhappy about illegal immigration.

In a bit of a surprise there were no counter-protesters.

I say that because of the October 4th assault on the Minutemen at Columbia University. The groups founder (Jim Gilchrist) was invited to speak, but before he could do so the stage was stormed and a melee ensued.

Last Thursday the Ragister ran an opinion piece from David Goodner of the People's Republic of Johnson County (Iowa City) regarding the Columbia incident.

In the opinion of Goodner....I'm not sure which side of the free-speech issue to support. Everyone has a right to express his or her opinion, but racist scapegoating should not be up for academic discussion. Hate groups like the Minutemen do not present legitimate, reasonable debate.

This was after he noted....students jumped on stage during Gilchrist's speech and unfolded a banner that said, "No one is illegal." Hundreds of students chanted, "Minutemen, Nazis, KKK, racists, fascists, go away!" Unfortunately, the encounter soon turned violent.

Don't you just love Fiberals and their do as I say not as I do reality.

The only Free Speech they believe in is their own!

My friend Cal recently sent me this analogy regarding illegal immigration...


This summer large demonstrations were held across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely.

Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests.

Let's say, I break into your house. Let's say, that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors; I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).

According to the protesters, not only must you let me stay, you must add me to your family's insurance plan, educate my kids, and provide other benefits to me and to my family (my husband will do your yard work because he too is hard-working and honest, except for that breaking in part). If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my right to be there.

It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm hard working and honest, um, except for, well, you know.

And what a deal it is for me!! I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of selfishness, prejudice, and being an anti-housebreaker. Oh yeah, and I want you to learn my language so you can communicate with me.

Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?!

Only in America!

Sunday, June 25, 2006

No October Surprise


The U.S. population is on target to hit 300 million this fall and it's a good bet the milestone baby - or immigrant - will be Hispanic.

If they're making book in Vegas, odds are that it's an Illegal Alien (Genesis pictured)

No one will know for sure because the date and time will be just an estimate.

The 300 millionth person in the U.S. will likely be born - or cross the border - in October, though bureau officials are wary of committing to a particular month because of the subjective nature of the clock.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Rant


This reminded me of Dennis Miller, but it comes from Doug Patton. Patton is a free lance columnist. I'm passing on the ones I found interesting.

Things I'm sick of hearing
I'm sick of hearing Ted Kennedy tell me how unfair it is that the rich have more than the poor. When he redistributes his portfolio among the less fortunate, then I might have a modicum of respect for the old windbag. Until then, he can just shut up and keep his greedy hands off my modest income.

I'm sick of hearing John McCain, Lindsay Graham, Arlen Specter and Chuck Hagel blather on about what is fair and decent and right, as if only they have the righteous understanding to know such things.

I'm sick of hearing that everyone has a right to be proud of his or her race, creed, gender, sexual preference, marital status, religion and national origin - everyone except happily married conservative white male heterosexual Christian Americans.

I'm sick of hearing that Islam is a religion of peace that has been hijacked by a radical few. Of the approximately 1.5 billion Muslims in the world today, it has been estimated that at least 150 million of them are in support of the goals of worldwide terrorist organizations like al-Qaeda. That's a pretty big hijacking. If ten percent of American Christians supported abortion clinic bombers, we would all be under surveillance.

I'm sick of hearing political correctness on every TV show. King Solomon was right when he said there is nothing new under the sun, but come on, Hollywood, get an idea in your heads that doesn't involve bashing Republicans, conservatives, pro-lifers, businessmen, Christians, the Pentagon or the NSA.

I'm sick of hearing that requiring people to learn English is discriminatory. You bet it is, and that is a good thing. I was raised to believe that discriminating people were ones with high standards. We have made the word "discriminate" synonymous with "bigotry." That is nonsense.

Finally, I'm sick of hearing that America is a nation of immigrants. I welcome anyone from anywhere who yearns to legally breathe free and who will swear allegiance to my country, but don't call me an immigrant. My ancestors have been in this country since well before the Civil War, and my wife's ancestry extends back before the founding of this nation. Read my lips: as for me and my house, we are not immigrants. We are Americans!

Thursday, May 25, 2006

FOX vs. Fox


Appearantly Vicente Fox, shown here doing karaoke to Neil Sedaka's "The Immigrant", refused to take questions during his recent visit to Salt Lake City. That didn't deter FOXNews John Gibson who aired these questions for El Presidente.

First: Don't you feel a little moronic that one in ten Mexicans are forced to leave their home country and live in a foreign country, the USA?

Second: Why is your country so corrupt it cannot support your own people? After all, Mexico is the second largest importer of oil to the United States, outranking even Saudi Arabia.

Third: President Fox, have you noticed how Saudis live? Why can't Mexicans live like that if you've got so much oil? Why are they beating down the doors to get out of their oil-rich country? Do you see Saudis trying to sneak into Yemen?

Fourth: Aren't you embarrassed that the so-called remittances from expatriate Mexicans — illegal aliens living in America — actually dwarf income derived from selling oil to the U.S.? How can $6, $8, $10 an hour Mexicans send more dollars home each month than your country sells in oil? Isn't this a huge embarrassment to you and your country?

Fifth: Don't you want Mexicans living in Mexico? Why does 40 percent of your country want to leave? Why is 20 percent willing to leave illegally?

Sixth: How much money is in your bank account as you leave office? Have you been ripping off the country like virtually every presidente before you?

Seventh: Drug lords beheaded two of your federal police recently and the decapitated heads stuck on a fence outside a government building as a warning to your government. Why isn't your government winning a war with simple drug dealers?


While there are more than seven questions, they're an excellent start. Last year Mexico received a record $20 billion in remittances from migrant workers. That is equal to Mexico's 2004 income from oil exports and dwarfs their tourism revenue. So, when the Mexico Toursim Board touts, "Discover paradise just across the border", they're targeting their own people!

Monday, July 28, 2008

Satire?






















Welcome to Toastmasters, June 13, 2033.

Today Rick Campbell, one of our senior members at age 87, is here to reminisce a bit and give us a history lesson.

He says he is so old that he learned to drive an internal combustion engine car (remember those) with a manual transmission.

He once owned a typewriter.

He remembers when bicycles had one speed, phones had two-party lines, and cameras had something called film.

He is from a different time; almost a different world.

I'm sure all of us are far too familiar with the tragic events of 2010, so Rick is not going to plow that fertile field again.

Instead, he is going to give us a personal look back at the conditions which led up to that fateful year, in a speech titled "2010 Was Not A Good Year To Be President."

Yes, 2010 was long ago and far away.

As we look back on history, it appears that some Presidents had an easy ride- times of growth and stability.

Teddy Roosevelt, Dwight Eisenhower, Bill Clinton come to mind.

Those were good years to be President.

Others were elected just when the Republic was facing terrible crises:
Abraham Lincoln, Woodrow Wilson, Franklin Roosevelt, George W. Bush.

They rose to the occasion, even though they were controversial and widely hated while in office.

Not such good years to be President.

Just a few years prior, in 2008, the country began foundering.

We were in the sixth year of the Iraqi Occupation, and the economy was flat.

The mainstream press clearly wanted a Democrat elected.

Although we didn't know it until some years later, oil producing nations
had colluded to secretly buy their own oil on the open market, driving
oil prices to shocking levels above the true demand price- reaching a
high of $162 a barrel in October, 2008, just before the general elections.

Their purpose was simple: to effect regime change in the United States.

And of course, the U.S. economy was already in a real estate slump and
also suffering the curse of stagflation; slow growth and high inflation.

There were a million home foreclosures.

Independent truckers went under by the thousands.

Airlines failed. Airlines with names now long-forgotten: United, Delta,
Northwestern, American.

All now merged, of course, into the one lone U.S. carrier we love so much: Southwest.

Against this backdrop of weariness of the war on terror, and economic
distress, the American people were ripe for a demagogue, and they certainly got one in Barack Hussein Obama.

He and his running mate Kathlene Sibelius inspired them with vague notions of hope and change; of a world in which diplomacy settled all international problems, of free universal health care, of abundant alternative energy, of peace and love.

It was a vision too good to resist.

The Republican nominee, a name you probably haven't heard in years,
anyone?

Yes, it was John McCain, an obscure Senator from Arizona had no
clue how to run a national campaign, and a platform nearly as liberal as
Obama's.

The selection of Condoleeza Rice as his running mate looked brilliant at
first.

Unfortunately, black voters viewed her as white, and women voters
viewed her as one of the guys.

Even so, the McCain/Rice ticket would have won the election if it weren't
for the fact that 16 percent of conservative Republicans voted for, anyone
remember?

That's right, Bob Barr, another name that's a footnote in history.

After Obama's narrow win, thanks to recounts in Broward County, Florida,
the country was positively giddy.

A Democrat House, Senate, and President.

At last an end to gridlock in Washington.

Camelot!

When Congress convened in January, 2009, the 44th President of the United States did something unique in history: he made good on his campaign promises.

Certainly most Americans never really thought he was serious during the
campaign.

But whether because of inexperience, idealism, or simply incompetence, he followed through.

In Obama's first One Hundred Days, the Congress passed his initiatives,
and he signed them into law as he said he would.

He repealed the Bush tax cuts, increased capital gains taxes.

He enacted a windfall profits tax, and instituted price controls on gasoline
and diesel fuel.

He passed universal health care, which added an additional 10 percent tax increase on all working Americans.

He signed the Immigrant Amnesty bill which created 12 million new
citizens instantly, each with entitlements.

He closed the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay, and summarily
released all the detainees.

He repealed the Patriot Act, and cut funding for espionage, and
eliminated all terrorist listening and wiretaps.

Most important, he began the complete and immediate withdrawal of all
American troops from Iraq.

He ignored the advice of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, who wanted to retain
bases in Kuwait and Qatar.

Instead, he went with the recommendation of Secretary of Defense Dennis Kucinich,
and ordered all troops back to U.S. soil.

Viola!

In One Hundred Days, by May of 2009, it was all done, and the
vision was complete. He did exactly what he said he would do.

And so it was in the summer of 2009 that things began to unravel for
Obama.

Of course, the economy needed a tax cut, not an increase, and
unemployment quickly rose to 12 percent.

Even attorneys and economists were put in the bread lines.

Hard times.

Price controls on gasoline immediately led to shortages and gas lines.

The global cooling trend we have seen for the past 25 years first became
obvious in 2009, exposing the CO2 global warming fraud.

People were justifiably angry.

Federal deficits increased massively because thousands of baby boomers,
facing job loss and much higher taxes, simply gave up and took social security.

Although the superb U.S. health care system was thrown into disarray, the
bright spot was the creation of the Federal Department of Health care, and the immediate hiring of 250,000 administrators, inspectors and auditors, the only job growth in any economic sector in 2009.

By February 2010, the U.S. military withdrawal from Iraq was complete.
It was a very expensive undertaking.

And then in March, the gradual Shiite insurgencies from Iran turned into
a true Iraqi civil war.

In May, Iranian tanks crossed the border and quickly took Baghdad.

Although the exact number is not known, at least 230,000 Sunni Iraqis died as we stood
by.

Iran also quickly moved into undefended Kuwait.

President Obama did exactly what he said he would.

He sent Secretary of State Maria Cantwell to Tehran to meet
with Iranian President Ahmadinejad.

After two weeks of high level talks, the United States agreed to allow
Iran to retain Iraq and Kuwait to create stability in the middle east,
with the understanding that Israel would not be disturbed.

Cantwell returned to Washington, and explained the agreement in her
famous speech, in which she proudly noted that the Obama administration
had finally achieved "peace in our time" in the Middle East.

So there was some surprise at the rocket attacks on Tel Aviv on August 14th.

President Obama said, "This is not the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad I knew."

The Obama administration decided it would be de-stabilizing to take sides
in the conflict, and approximately 29,000 Israeli civilians died during the summer and fall.

American Jews were appalled at the inaction.

Yes, in 2010 most American Jews were Democrats, but because of 2010, they are solid Republicans today.

As awkward as it was, everything might have turned out all right for the
Obama administration going into the fall mid-term elections of 2010, if
it hadn't been for the dirty bomb in the Port of Long Beach.

The administration had cut funding for the inspection of containers,
because they felt it showed a "lack of trust" in the international trading community.

It wasn't really a very big bomb, and thank goodness, not a real nuclear
device, but nonetheless it contaminated some expensive real estate-
Newport Beach, Palos Verdes Estates- and ultimately caused the death of
14,000 Americans.

People were especially annoyed that Disneyland had to
be closed for decontamination.

And so, in the midterm elections, Republicans regained control of both
the House and Senate, and the rest is history.

The impeachment proceedings against President Obama for "failure to
protect and defend" were swift and nearly unanimous.

Vice President Sibelius resigned.

Newly-elected Speaker of the House, J.C. Watts, became
the 45th President of the United States.

But you know the rest of the story well.

Republicans finished the war on Islamic fundamentalists, largely by
aiming ICBM's at Mecca and Medina.

No Democrat has been elected President since.

Republicans have held both Houses of Congress.

History of Western Civilization and Economics
are now taught in all public schools, and in English only.

Marriage is defined as one man and one woman.

And there are border fences, north and south.

We old codgers remember the ancient Confucian curse:

"May you live in interesting times."

Well, 2010 was an interesting year, but it was not a good year to be President."

This came from my friend Cal, I believe the author is unknown.























And the scientific community is united in that fact.