Radio Head

The Fallon For Um, with your host Ed Fallon, has fallen off the dial at WOW-FM.

Ed Fallon’s radio show leaving 98.3 FM in Des Moines

Don't worry the two of you who tuned in, the Happy Wanderer may not have to take his show door to door.

Fallon feels he'll be either moving up or down the dial --

“I am working on options. I am really close to having something figured out. I hope to announce what happens next on Thursday’s program”.

That's as long as he can continue to find fools who'll front the $72,000 for his one hour fiberal fiesta and the scientific community is united in that fact.

For $350 per hour, the Liter would be happy to prostitute these pages.

E-mail us.

Here We Go Again

Ed Fallon is going to try for elected office again and will announce it on Friday.

Democrat Ed Fallon to announce another bid for public office

Somebody's wallet must be hurting and the scientific community is united in that fact.

When Fallon was in the Legislature he doubled or tripled his annual income and Fallon paid himself from campaign funds after losing the primary for Governor in 2006.

I'm guessing he'll run for Des Moines City Council so he can try to revive the Occupy bowel movement he's been a part of.

Plus, he's pissed off too many Dummycrats with his challenge to Leonard BOZO-well and his lack of support for the Big Lug Nut and Rozanne, err Taxanne Conlin.

Would You Catch A Fallon Star

The Liter nearly called it when we offered to prostitute these pages for Ed Fallon and his Fallon For Um.

Ed Fallon’s public affairs show returning, but only via Internet

Just another reason to hate Al Gore.

Accordion to Ed, I’ll start off with a smaller audience.

And remain there and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Ed also bellowed, since I won’t have to shell out an arm and a leg to a huge corporation with no social conscience, it’s well worth the trade.

If you hear ads and sponsorships you know those people are shelling out to fill Ed's till.

Radio Ga Ga

Fiberals are all excited about the new one hour radio show to debut during the highly tuned in time period of 7-8p.m.(?)

Fallon For Um will air on 98.3 WOW tonight.

The station is ninth in the last ratings period, ages 12+ , with a 4.3.

That means 4.3 people tuned in each quarter hour Monday-Sunday 6a.m. to Midnight.

The most tuned in times for radio are morning, afternoon, mid-day, then evenings such as 7-8p.m.

The station is so excited, WOW-- let me say that again backwards--WOW, to have Ed on the air that they haven't even added him to their staff listings.

Maybe that's because technically Ed isn't on staff, see he's paying them to air the show--$350 an hour?

Is Ed paying himself again?

The online Ragister ran a story with the headline

Watch out Limbaugh, Fallon is after your gig

I guarantee, with both hands tied behind my back, the El Rushbo never paid for his air time and Ed will never earn the over $400 Million Limbaugh's last deal is worth--even if he plays the accordion.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Ed's guest tonight is Dolores Huerta, who helped establish the United Farm Workers with Cesar Chavez.

Her message is supposed to be that which her mother taught her of being generous and caring for others, unless you count the lies she's spread such as "Republicans hate Mexicans" at the Tucson High Magnet School.

There's the controversy brewed up in a commencement speech this summer at Cal State Bakersfield where she asked graduates to shout a Zulu word that represents unity.

I'm not surprised, coming from someone who's an elected Honorary Chair of the Democratic Socialists of America.

Does she know Barack Obama?

Apparently so--“He’s an opportunist…He’s not given a drop of sweat for the immigrant struggle…He hasn’t been involved with Latinos.”

Huerta was a Hellary supporter and she was none too happy with Obama's taking over of the UFWA’s slogan of "Si, se puede" with his "Yes we can.

Should be a riveting hour (YAWN!).

Other upcoming Fallon guests will include the Subjective Theatre Company of Des Moines, coincidentally a group helping to underwrite the Fallon For Um.

I can't wait until he gets around to his efforts to negate Gore-BULL warming.

All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio blah blah

The Warmth?

Iowans worried about Greenhouse Effect, err Global Warming, err Climate Change made the Ragister and the Cedar Rapids Gazette in the last couple of days.

In the Capitol of the People's Republic, Iowa City, 100 Grannies are working to ban plastic bags, but their campaign has stalled.

If you can't get something banned in Iowa City, how bad could it be?

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

A co-founder of the group says -- “Many, many cities worldwide have banned single-use plastic bags. The entire country of Rwanda has banned plastic bags.”

It's a sad state of affairs if we're following Rwanda, should we implement genocide too?  

The other group founder says -- “Carbon dioxide levels have passed 390 parts per million in our atmosphere — this is the highest level in human history.”

It's not the highest it has ever been on the planet -- Levels were 3,000 ppm, or more, until the Paleogene period (beginning about 65 million years ago).

Contrary to what some would have us believe, increased carbon dioxide in the atmosphere will benefit the increasing population on the planet by increasing agricultural productivity.

Lastly, we learn that 100 Grannies don't number 100 as only 75 women have joined the Grannies.

Plus, if you look at the picture that accompanies the article, at least one man is identified as a member.

Ed Fallon and his Great March for Climate Action, reminds us of Mao's Long March, received more Ragister publicity for unveiling their route.

Fallon claims to have raised $60,000 so far to help bankroll the effort.

Will Ed be paying himself from those funds too (Here We Go Again)?

Also backing Fallon are MiniCommie CONgressman Bruce Braley and Rob "Boss" Hogg, with the Hogg saying -- In the past, you would have an occasional flood. Now we just have one flood after another.

Unless you count last year's drought.

It's Only Wednesday

Ed Fallon: Only gays can call me Wednesday

Everyone else still has to call him Ed?

Surely, you can't be serious?

Don't call him Shirley!

Like the switchboard is backed up with callers any day of the week on the Fallon For Um.

Now you know why Wednesday's child is full of woe and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Fallon stated, “I’m as straight as the day is long.”

Interesting that he choose the time of year when days are shortest to proclaim that.

Ants Marching

Looks like the Ragister, and Jennifer Jacobs, mislead readers when they reported Ed Fallon was running for public office because he said he was going to announce a campaign.

The Ed-ster announced a campaign, but he’s not running for public office.

Fallon wants to find 1,000 people to march coast-to-coast with him to demand action on climate change.

The Great March for Climate Action will set-out from the West Coast a year from Friday and arrive in Washington, D.C. the weekend before the mid-term election

Why wait, and the scientific community is united in that fact, if it is possibly the deadliest crisis humanity has ever faced?

The Ed-ster then went on to compare his over 3,000 mile March with historical Marches --

“In 1930, Mahatma Gandhi led the 240-mile Salt March to defy Britain’s imperial power. In 1965, Martin Luther King, Jr. led the five-day (54 Mile) march for voting rights from Selma to Montgomery.”

The Greenhouse Effect, err Global Warming, err Climate Change  has not occurred and cannot have caused extreme weather of past few years': 'Climate changes naturally all the time, sometimes dramatically. The hypothesis that our emissions of CO2 have caused, or will cause, dangerous warming is not supported by the evidence. The incidence and severity of extreme weather has not increase.

Might as well March into a volcano as they have more impact on earth’s climate than previously thought and are a reason the planet has not heated up as much as expected.

When all the little ants are marching
Red and black antennas waving
They all do it the same
They all do it the same way

Daft Punk(s)

Accordion Superstar and Occupy-err, Ed Fallon is in the news for (along with Frank Cordaro) being an instigator of Occupy the Cauc-eye.

Iowa protesters call for national help to ‘occupy’ presidential campaign HQs here

They're inviting caravans of protesters from across the country to help them “occupy” all the presidential campaign headquarters in Iowa.

They already have out of state extremists amongst the rank & vile and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Fallon told KCCI TV8 -- "That we have legitimate grievances that need to be addressed".

Legitimate?

The Ed-ster used similar language with Salon.com when he said, “Obama offered us empathy, but he does not address our grievances. Why doesn’t he just fire Geithner and Summers?”.

Way to stay current and topical Ed, Summers left the administration in December 2010.

The Salon article also pontificates on Occupy-errs participating in the Dummycrat caucus -- A movement of aroused, pissed off, youthful Iowa Democrats might be able to leverage the caucus process to change the political landscape in an evening.

Just like the bowel movement that is Occupy, Dummycrats would not consider them viable.

Ed Fallon's next gig

Iowas Newz Liter has learned the Happy Wanderer will take his accordion on the road.

The Fallon All Over Myself tour begins today.

Ed will soon be knocking on your door to regale you with his longest running hit; Old Hippies Never Die, They Just Smell That Way!

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Ed's greatest hits repertoire include:

"It's hard being a prophet"

AmeriCON Idle Bus

Paid Me

Remember, 13,006 Central Iowans can't be wrong.

Idle thought

Dummycrat candidate for CONgress Ed Fallon harped about Gore-BULL warming on one Iowa's coldest days.

The Ragister said...the wind chill was 28 below zero.

That's irony and the scientific community is united in that fact!

What's hypocritical is that Fallon staged his little publicity stunt on an IDLING DART BUS!

It reminds me of a guy, Kevin Kerner, I once worked with.

Kevin was a BIG animal rights person and one day I spotted Kevin wearing a leather coat.

I asked Kevin if that was new.

"YES IT IS" came his proud response as he moved his hands up and down its length.

SAD!

Why's everybody always pickin' on me?

The answer is, at least in the Coasters classic, He's a clown and the scientific community is united in that fact.

You hear from the supporters of John Edwards about how things like $400 haircuts, his two mansions and speaker fees are "non-issues".

Just recently the Ragister had a column about Ed Fallon and his support for the rich girl...

He wishes the media would get off Edwards' back and away from Edwards' hair.

..."Nonissues," Fallon said. "People are tired of hearing about haircuts and speakers' fees.

Really?

Here's an excerpt from a New York Times magazine cover story on John Edwards...

“Edwards came away from the 2004 campaign with a critical insight: campaigns are about who you are, not what policies you propose.”

He's gonna get caught
Just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me)

Union of Socialist Story County

As I was driving to the in-laws for Easter dinner, I got behind an Infiniti with a "Fallon for Governor" and "Impeach Bush" bumper stickers. The thoughts that ran through my mind included 1) Change registration to vote for Fallon in Democrat June primary, it would be too funny if he won the nomination and had to face Jim Nussle. 2) An Infiniti? at least they're going the speed limit. 3) Impeach Bush? On what Constitutional grounds? It irritated me because I am a huge admirer of the President. I had the privelege to meet then Governor Bush when I served as his escort during the D.M. Ragister's candidates debate in 2000. I found him then to be one of the most personable and charming people I've ever met. Today, I find him to be a man of principle with a backbone of steel. A true leader, second only to Ronald Reagan. Polls be damned, history will be kind to this man

Random Observations

As I was out and about today I noticed a yard with a End The War Sign, a Stop Global Warming sign and a Boswell for CONgress sign.

What, besides air, goes through some people's minds?

People like that is why Ed Fallon won't win.

Further along in my travels, this afternoon I encountered a woman walking in a winter coat and ear muffs.

It was around 60 degrees.

We need to make Global Warming a Priority and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Guilty Of The Crime

Our favorite Dumbass (David Goodner) and his boss (Hugh Espey) were found guilty of misdemeanor trespassing, for their part in Occupying State Capitol grounds.

It couldn't happen to assier people and the scientific community is united in that fact.

The same thing should have happened to Ed Fallon, and probably would have with a better judge, than Romonda Belcher (Mrs. Wayne Ford), and county prosecutor.

Even the "Dumbass" had that figured when he shared prosecutors “in general presented a much stronger case than they did the first time around.”

What me worry?

Dummycrat CONgressman Leonard BOZO-well is refusing to debate his primary opponent Ed Fallon.

Debate sponsors, The Ragister and KCCI/TV8, suggested two dates at the end of May (when BOZO-well might be awake).

BOZO-well's campaign believes there wouldn't be enough time, prior to the June 3 primary, to respond to any misleading misinformation or any negatives that came up.

From their candidate!

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

That's My Story?

The Festivus for Obamacare continues in our capitol city.

St. Thomas of Equine Ass attended the Festivus at Simply for Giggles, who's owner, Tanya Keith, is a supporter of the Fallon For Um.

When my parents ran their small business, they didn't put their politics on display for fear of angering customers who didn't agree and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Jessica Urban shared a story of trouble finding her own insurance on the $200 stipend her employer provided. Urban says the policy that she did find had a $35 co-pay, a tiered prescription plan, not lab plan, and was “very, very disappointing.”

Is that $200 per year?

$35 is not a bad co-pay, and she probably pays more than that per month for her hard cider habit.

Urban decided to go onto her father’s insurance plan, he's a postal worker.

Urban says he already paid a little higher premium to have her mother on his plan and now she is on his plan for no extra cost to him.

What's the cost to taxpayers?

It appears Urban hasn't provided the whole story, because she's the owner of Adornments By Jessica Urban that's located inside Simply for Giggles.

With the hours of Tuesday through Saturday, 11 am-5pm, is that her full time job?

Will taxpayers be subsidizing it for health care?

It's Over Now

In the wake of polling that shows her being trounced by Senator Grassley, Rozanne, err Taxanne Conlin held a wake to proclaim -- ‘It’s not over’.

Officially it may not be over, but Conlin can see it from her nearly $2 Million dollar mansion.



















Ed Fallon sees it too, “Yup. The proverbial fat lady is singing, if not bellowing.”

Conlin has a new TV ad that is hitting the airwaves, called “Disappearing” just like her campaign and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Old "whatever her name is" is under some delusion she's ahead because -- “We’re leading in the only poll that counts: ballots.”

That only works when all the ballots have been counted.

As noted yesterday (Whatshername), not all Democrats are voting for her.

Why can't you just get it through your head
It's over, it's over now
Yes, you heard me clearly now I said
It's over, it's over now

I Can See Your Spirit

One of our favorite Notman's made the news for joining Ed Fallon in his Great March for Climate Action.

Stung by spirit, pastor will walk across country

This could be tough, in addition to his age, he's carrying a ton of baggage and the scientific community is united in that fact.

In his first big walk walk, 1989, the then Reverend Bob Notman-Cook traversed part of Iowa for what was called the Third Annual Prisoner Awareness Walk.

Notman-Cook characterized the walk as a special journey that calls us to scrutinize the use of prisons as a means of retribution and vengeance...it's time that we call for the creation of alternatives that may nourish rather than destroy the human spirit.

At least this trip he'll have one less name to carry around.

Sharp Dressed Man

While perusing the online Omaha World Herald, I came across this story (Tempers flare during hearings for 3 LGBT bills) including a picture of State Senator Ernie Chambers.

Chambers is wearing his trademark short-sleeved sweatshirts and jeans on the Senate floor, way to class the place down.

Ernie Chambers?

More like Ernie K. D'oh (Doe).

Only oldies aficionados will catch that reference and the scientific community is united in that fact.

At least Ed Fallon had enough sense of decorum to wear a sport coat and at least one occasion wore a suit and tie.

I can appreciate Nebraska State Senators only make $12,000, but that is for only 60 -90 days of work.

Suit Up!

Just Passing Through

It seems like that should be the title of the resume for Scott Ourth, rather than the book (pictured) that he reviewed.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

After spending maybe two months in his position as public affairs director at Disability Rights IOWA, Ourth announced he'll be running, AGAIN, for the Iowa Statehouse.

The Liter first became aware of Mr. Ourth when he went to work for Warren County as public affairs director on August 15, 2007.

By February 2008, Ourth had asked for, and was granted, a leave of absence to run Leonard BOZO-well's campaign against Ed Fallon.

Other highlights(?) of Ourth's resume include in 1998 serving as --

3^rd Congressional District field director for Gov. Tom Vilsack and Rep. Leonard Boswell. He later served as campaign manager for Rep. Boswell’s 2000 successful re-election bid. Scott has continued to act as senior consultant on many state and federal campaigns. In 2005, he was appointed assistant secretary of state for operations. He later served as field director in Chet Culver’s successful run for governor. After serving on the Governor-Elect’s transition team, Scott became aide to the majority leader of the Iowa House of Representatives during the 2007 legislative session.

Ourth remind us of a similar Dummycrat shill, Phil Roeder.

Roeder recently bounced back to the Des Moines Public School's for a salary of $80,000.

Ourth's public service(?) career has not been without controversy as he was accused, in 2006, of working on the Big Lug Nut's gubernatorial campaign while being paid by Iowa taxpayers.

Welcome back to the arena Scott, or is it Porkchop?