Friday, October 26, 2007

Full of hot air


The Ragister reports Cedar Rapids police arrested a man in a government building restroom lying beside an inflatable doll.

The Hellary doll was most upset with authorities and hissed...

I believe in a zone of privacy.

She continued...

Research shows the presence of women raises the standards of ethical behavior and lowers corruption.”

Professing her love to her new beau, Hellary said...

The American people are tired of liars and people who pretend to be something they're not.”

Hellary was asked what first drew them together...

"...when you get to be my age, having so many men paying attention to you is kind of flattering."

He appears to have inflated her ego,
one can only hope he takes her breath away.

Asked about the differences between her and her guy, Hellary spewed...

"What we have to do... is to find a way to celebrate our diversity and debate our differences without fracturing our communities."

Hellary then popped off with...

"There is a great deal of political pressure to only talk about abstinence, and to deny support for condoms and education on using them. This policy will lead to the unnecessary deaths of many people."

When asked how her supporters would judge her, Hellary responded...

"In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I'm keeping a chart."

Reporters wanted to know how this would hurt her Presidential campaign, Hellary nonchalantly stated...

"If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle."

I guess this story may have been overblown and the scientific community is united in that fact.

I'm off to take a leak.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Strategery Energy Fund









I caught Hellary's new TV ad that espouses her Energy plan.

At times she can be seen standing in front of her Hellary bus.

Hellary's talking about getting "serious about dealing with energy efficiency, new forms of energy".

Her $50 Billion Dollar Stategery Energy Fund will spotlight wind, solar and biofuels.

Is that a Biofuels bus Hellary?

Of course not!

If it were she'd be bragging about it and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Hellary's as bad as Joanie Phony Edwards with his "Magic Bus".

Just last week, in Iowa, Hellary was bragging about her Comprehensive Strategery to Address the Climate and Energy Challenge.

She was a bit challenged by the facts...

One of the worst messages the President sent was when he took office and rejected completely Kyoto.

Worse than the Clinton administration, led by Al Gore, that negotiated the Kyoto Protocol in 1997 and then NEVER submitted it to the Senate for ratification?

Hellary also talked about Henry Ford and the Model T...

In fact, that Model T got better gas mileage than your typical SUV does today.

Are you sure?

Ford says...the Model T had fuel economy on the order of 13 to 21 mpg.

I then found this from 2006 that was aired by ABC's Good Morning America...

This year, the average SUV gas mileage must be at least 21.6 miles per gallon, gradually increasing to 24 mpg by 2011.

Save the Planet--Shut up a Politician!

Thursday, May 31, 2007

To Hellary and back


Citing the prevailing authority of the Senate, Hellary is defending her use of a corporate jet in her travels.

"Whatever I've done, I complied with Senate rules at the time."

She's right, the millionaire's club makes its own rules and it has one set for themselves and one for everyone else.

"Those were the rules. You'll have to ask somebody else whether that's good policy," she said.

Shouldn't a United States Senator and Presidential Candidate have a clue as to what GOOD POLICY is?

Sorry, I forgot I was talking about a CLINTON!

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

This is the same Hellary who just Tuesday said...

"I believe our government can once again work for all Americans. It can promote the great American tradition of opportunity for all and special privileges for none."

It comes as no surprise that Hellary doesn't see any hypocrisy in complaining about corporate America's largesse and skyrocketing executive pay during campaign events Wednesday all the while using $900,000 worth of travel on InfoUsa Inc.'s corporate jet.

It's obvious that she has no guilt over the carbon footprint of private jet travel either, seeing that a private jet creates 100,000 pounds of carbon dioxide in just 20 hours of use.

At yesterday's campaign appearance Hellary made light of her and Bubba's wealth...

"I know a lot of rich people. My husband and I never had any money ... now all the sudden we're rich."

A 2005 net worth between $10 Million and $50 Million, nearly John Edwards dough.

Tuesday she talked about...

"I prefer a 'we're all in it together' society."

That really means... "If I'm for all I can get, and you're for all I can get, we're all in it together!"

Hellary also said...

"I have nothing against rich people. ... but what made America great is the American middle class."

Which is better than the way she said it in April back in Iowa...

"Rich people didn't make American great."

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Joining the pick on Hellary crowd
























Is Hellary a rhinotillexomaniac?

We know why she thinks her rivals are picking on her...

I don’t think they’re picking on me because I’m a woman, I think they’re picking on me because I’m winning.”

Why is Hellary picking on Hellary?

Some pick...

to unclog the nasal passages

to relieve discomfort

for personal hygiene (?)

for sexual stimulation

It appears Hellary's is cooking related...

I anticipate it will get even hotter — and if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. And I’m very comfortable in the kitchen.”

I feel sorry for whoever eats what she's been baking, especially cookies and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

I'm seeing a pattern

























Hellary was in my neck of the woods yesterday, that explains the smell.

She proudly stood behind another affirmative vote by criticizing the No Child Left Behind program.

Makes one wonder, if like her Iraq vote, she read anything at all about NCLB before her vote.

Hellary's criticism, capture by Radio Iowa, came in response to this question from a soon to be college graduate...

"Hi senator. I go to the school in town and I'm a music student and I'm about to graduate and I have a lot of friends who are going to be BMEs -- Bachelor of Music Education -- and they're great people and they really believe in their subject and but with this No Child Left Behind program, arts are being cut left and right. I'm afraid my friends aren't going to have jobs. I'm afraid I'm not going to have a job and I just remember in school having all these great music teachers who helped me and will you do something?"

It appears NCLB isn't tough enough and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Hellary's answer...

"Yes, I will. Anyone who's ever heard me sing on YouTube knows I can't sing."

"I mean, you know, it's really tragic because it always sounds right to my ears and I love to sing. I mean, you should hear me in the shower. It's operatic."

More like PATHETIC, I mean.

"You know, when I was in high school -- still deluded about my musical ability I tried out for the spring musical and the director was a friend of mine and he told me I could be in it as long as I just lip-sinced."

"So you know, I know how miportant the arts are because not every person and certainly not every student learns the same way. You know, music and art and exposure to a different set of cultural experiences can ignite such a creative passion and imagination in some people and I worry that No Child Left Behind -- with it's emphasis on tests which are primarily one way of learning, you know, you sit and you listen and you try to absorb and then you try to give it back -- is going to leave so many kids out, kids who are artistically inclined, who have musical ability, kids who learn by making things.

"You know, if you were stranded on a desert island the people you would want are the people who know how to make things and that is a legitimate form of learning so I get very passionate about this because I think we are in danger of narrowing curriculum and leaving children behind, the very opposite of what they expected to have happen."

I know only an idiot says "You know" so much.

Desert Island? There's an relevant analogy.

I mean somebody's watching too much "LOST" or "Gilligan's Island", you know.

This all occurred at a fund raiser for Freshman State Senator Staci Appel.

Afterwards Appel publicly endorsed Hellary, no surprise since she's given over $3,000 to her previous campaigns.

Appel, who always has that deer in the headlight look, just completed the first year of her four year term. She spent over $250,000 for a seat that pays $21,000.

In a final note, Friday Hellary welcomed CONgressman Alcee Hastings to her campaign as a National Co-Chair...

"I am delighted that Debbie and Alcee will take on leadership roles in my campaign," [Mrs.] Clinton said. "With their help, we will bring our message of change throughout Florida and across the country."

Hastings was impeached by the U.S. House of Representatives in 1988 and removed as a federal judge.

Hastings was found to have committed perjury and had conspired to solicit bribes/money from defendants in return for favorable treatment in his court.

It all depends on what your definition of change is.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Not to mention



Robert Novak says Hellary is trying...

...to spread the message that Obama represents the radical left-wing politics of George McGovern's 1972 candidacy, which won only one state.

He left out the fact that last fall McGovern endorsed Hellary in the People's Republic of Johnson County.

[Clinton/McGovern photo is courtesy of the John Deeth collection.]

(Thanks John, I apologize for the error.)

Hellary said McGovern (85) would serve in her administration.

Probably in charge of adult day care, babysitting Bubba, and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Hellary said this about McGovern...

"He is above all a patriot, and someone the U.S. should thank."

She and Bubba also ran his Texas campaign.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Talk to ya later


I don't watch Dummycrat debates because it's shear torture and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Hellary's had a flip in the debate last night, that may end up in a flop.

Presented with this premise...

if there should be a presidential exemption to allow the torture of a terror chieftain if authorities knew a bomb was about to go off, but didn't know where it was.
Hellary's responded...

"It cannot be American policy, period."

When informed that she and Bubba didn't agree

Hellary said..."Well, I'll talk to him later."

It turns out that Hellary talks too much.

Last fall she was given the "ticking time bomb" analogy and said this...

"In the event we were ever confronted with having to interrogate a detainee with knowledge of an imminent threat to millions of Americans, then the decision to depart from standard international practices must be made by the President, and the President must be held accountable."

Period?

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Look at me, Look who I can talk to


































In a name dropping column that appears to be written to foster her own self importance, RekHA Basu writes about a recent call she received from MADeleine NOT-SO-bright.

Ms. MADeleine is calling to plug Hellary to the fiberal shill.

Rekha did want to know...

But what about her Iraq war vote?

To which Ms. NOT-SO-bright said...

"I don't think people see her as having voted for the war," said Albright, asserting the resolution gave President Bush only the authority to go to the U.N. to get weapons inspectors back in, which he didn't do.

Here's Hellary's own words of October 10 2002, from her Senate web-site.

She titled it...

Floor Speech of Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton
on S.J. Res. 45, A Resolution to Authorize the Use of
United States Armed Forces Against Iraq

Aah, now I understand the ambiguity and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Wait, there's more in the first paragraph...

As Delivered

Today we are asked whether to give the President of the United States authority to use force in Iraq should diplomatic efforts fail...

On December 15, 2003 Hellary said...

"I was one who supported giving President Bush the authority, if necessary, to use force against Saddam Hussein. I believe that that was the right vote."

Here's Hellary from an April 20, 2004 interview with Larry King...

"I don't regret giving the President the authority because at the time it was in the context of weapons of mass destruction, grave threats to the United States, and clearly, Saddam Hussein had been a real problem for the international community for more than a decade." Asked whether she thinks she was "fooled," she replies: "The consensus was the same, from the Clinton Administration to the Bush Administration. It was the same intelligence belief that our allies and friends around the world shared about the weapons of mass destruction."

I've grown accustomed to the great unwashed not being capable of independent thought, but I believe a journalist should be up on the facts or at least capable of quick research(ie...GOOGLE).

I digress because this is Basu and she does work for the Ragister.

You CAN tell a lot about a person by who they associate with and are impressed by.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

The Hellary I know


Hellary's own words even frighten little children and the scientific community is united in that fact...

-Many of you are well enough off that the tax cuts may have helped you. We're saying that for America to get back on track, we're probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.

-I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.

-I have to confess that it's crossed my mind that you could not be a Republican and a Christian.

-The great story here for anybody willing to find it, write about it and explain it is this vast right-wing conspiracy that has been conspiring against my husband since the day he announced for president.

Here's a couple that will frighten fiberals...

-We must stop thinking of the individual and start thinking about what is best for society.

-Every nation has to either be with us, or against us. Those who harbor terrorists, or who finance them, are going to pay a price.

On a positive side for Hellary, it appears she received another endorsement













It's Carrot Top!






Thursday, October 25, 2007

Comrade Clinton


The Ragister highlights (?) an interview Hellary recently gave to David Yepsen that contained an alleged diss of Mississippi.

In an interesting choice of words Hellary, wearing what looks to be Chairman Mao suit, used the word "communitarianism" in describing Iowa.

Communitarianism comes from the word communitarian --of or relating to social organization in small cooperative partially collectivist communities.

Communitarianism, cooperative, collectivist-- its all Communist to me Comrade and the scientific community is united in that fact.

By the way, Hellary called Trent Lott to apologize for the Mississippi remarks, but not the "
communitarianism".







Monday, July 02, 2007

Trash talkin'


Addressing a group of women at a recent fundraiser Hellary said...

"Grab your buckets, grab your brooms, we're going to have to do a clean sweep because there has been a culture of cronyism, corruption and incompetence."

Besides playing into the cleaning woman stereotype let's review some Clinton corruption:

- Most number of convictions and guilty pleas by friends and associates
- Most number of cabinet officials to come under criminal investigation
- Most number of witnesses to flee country or refuse to testify
- First first lady to come under criminal investigation
- Largest criminal plea agreement in an illegal campaign contribution case
- First president to establish a legal defense fund.
- First president to be held in contempt of court
- Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions
- Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions from abroad
- First president disbarred from the US Supreme Court and a state court

Then there's the final days of the Clinton Presidency when they were selling off pardons, taking furniture and other property from the White House.

Jimmy Carter called their final days..."Disgraceful." and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Hellary also slammed Fred Thompson before a group of Hispanic elected officials...

"I was appalled when one of the people running for or about to run for the Republican nomination talked about Cuban refugees as potential terrorists."

"Apparently he doesn't have a lot of experience in Florida or anywhere else, and doesn't know a lot of Cuban-Americans."

Apparantly Hellary doesn't remember the Mariel boat lift of 1980 when Castro opened up his prison's and mental institutions to send their sorry asses here.

I have no doubt Castro would export people here who would gladly turn terrorist.

Besides, the Clinton's showed how much they loved the Cuban people when, with guns drawn, they had Elian Gonzalez sent back after his mother died trying to reach America.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Snipe Err

























It turns out Joe Blow Hard was Hellary before her and the scientific community is united in that fact.

While Hellary took shots for her sniper fire comments earlier this year, this Biden comment was blown off...

"...inside the Green Zone where I have been seven times and shot at."

That came during a CNN/YouTube Dummycrat Debate in July of 2007.

If a U.S. Senator had been "shot at" in Iraq, or had his helicopter "forced down" in Afghanistan, you would have heard about it somewhere other than here.

It certainly explains why Biden feels Hellary's qualified to be Veep.

Billy Martin said it best, "One's a born liar; the other's convicted."



Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Say What? Hill-arious!



WHO TV/13 followed the former first lady, Hellary, to Red Oak recently.

The video captures what goes into having coffee and pie with Hellary.

Hellary takes the stage and says, "We all have a role to play."

She talks of the family domicile, which she calls a "old farmhouse that's been added on to in New York".

She tells us that Bill "...walks around with a bag of fluorescent bulbs...he's looking for anything he can screw a new bulb into..."

Excuse me!?

That's definitely role playing and the scientific community is united in that fact.

I'm not surprised, this is the man who put a cigar into the intern's private parts just off the Oral orifice.

I guess the bulb's come on for Bubba and he's got a better idea!

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Drama Queens


Eighteen were recently arrested in two occupations of presidential campaign offices in Des Moines.

Rudy and Hellary's headquarters were targeted.

Those who refuse to grow up spent nearly two hours at Rudy's and over seven at Hellary's before being carted off by authorities.

Two hours is too long, but seven?

Hellary has some slow folks working for her.

A co-conspirator, and usual suspect, Frank Cordaro said...

"We're making some great street theater."

Street theater?

Like Chekhov said...

"The theater's not what it used to be..."

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Monday, October 08, 2007

No thanks old dude


As I mentioned Saturday, George McGovern endorsed Hellary at the People's Republic of Johnson County picnic.

Hellary said that if she was elected McGovern would serve in her administration.

Read that as Bubba needs a babysitter and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Hellary praised the 1972 Dummycrat nominee...

"He is above all a patriot, and someone the U.S. should thank."

Thanks?

Here's what is dumped running mate (Thomas Eagleton) had to say about him...


"The people don’t know McGovern is for amnesty, abortion and legalization of pot. Once middle America - Catholic middle America, in particular - finds this out, he’s dead."

I love that the Ragister's blogging Socialist/Peace-a-fist/Professional student David Goodner couldn't even get his name correct.

"Goober" said this...

"Some old guy that lost to Nixon named Jim McGovern..."

Congressman Jim McGovern (D-MA) was there and while he's a lefty like George, they're not quite the same.

I know he's going to the University of Iowa, but he's 26 and should have learned something as an eighth year senior!

Crack a book BOZO!

Friday, February 22, 2008

No 5th Grader's here


I watched a ROUGH half hour, or so, of the Dummycrat debate last night.

Here's what I heard.

In Bambi's opening statement...

I've met a young woman who gets three hours of sleep a night because she has to work the night shift even as she's going to school full time, and still can't afford to provide the health care for her sister who's ill.

I'm not able to provide health care for my sister's either, or my Mother, or my nieces, or my In-Laws, or...

I found it interesting that neither Hellary or Barry chose to characterize President Bush's foreign policy as "Cowboy Diplomacy".

I guess that's something you don't mess with in Texas and the scientific community is united in that fact.

It sounded like Jesse Jackson when Obambi was talking about trade...

...it has to be viewed not just through the lens of Wall Street, but also Main Street...

Keep Hope Alive!

Obambi and Hellary agreed on providing a path to legalization for illegal immigrants that includes paying a fine, paying back taxes and learning English.

Barry even called it a "significant" fine, but then went on to rail that immigrants can't afford to pay the thousands of dollars in immigration fees.

How the hell could they pay "significant fines" and back taxes then?

How does it make sense for Hellary to be against English as our official language, yet she believes it remains important as "our common unifying language" and necessary for immigrants to learn?

At that point I'd had enough and "flipped off" the Dummycrats and CNN.

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Hitting on Hellary


Shudder at that thought!

Barry, Joanie Phony & Dodo slammed Hellary during Tuesday's Beggars night debate.

It wasn't quite a gang bang, because Nacho Funny tried to play peacemaker and Gravel wasn't allowed to play.

Hellary, through her people, hit back.

The head of the union, AFCSME, that endorsed her said...

Six guys against Hillary, and I’d call that a fair fight..."

That's because they're not the manliest of men and the scientific community is united in that fact.


















Manly man John Wayne submitted for your approval.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Weekend Whoop Ass


Not only did Obambi beat Hellary in their delegate battle, it caused her to sweep out her own house before the White House.

Obambi gave a beat down to Bubba and the nut from Plains, Georgia too and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Barry won another Grammy for the audio version of his book "The Audacity Of Hope."

That ties Barry and Bubba with two Grammy's each.

Hellary and Carter have each won before, as well.

Here's a favorite Grammy quote...

"I think the Grammys are nothing more than some gigantic promotional machine for the music industry. They cater to a low intellect and they feed the masses. They don't honor the arts or the artist for what they created. It's the music business celebrating itself. That's basically what it's all about"...Maynard James Keenan lead singer of the metal band TOOL.

Once again, I didn't watch the Grammy's.

As I said last year...

I've long ago given up watching America bashing, self serving award shows such as; The Academy Awards, The Emmys and any others.


Saturday, May 26, 2007

There's no denying


Two new books on Hellary were leaked to the press.

The books show Hellary to be someone who tolerated Bubba's brazen infidelity, pursued her policy and political goals with methodical drive, and occasionally skirted along the edge of the truth along the way.

The only skirts she's ever worn and the scientific community is united in that fact.

The most interesting reaction comes from the Clinton camp...

Mrs Clinton's Senate office dismissed the books as offering no new material.

"Is it possible to be quoted yawning?" asked her Senate spokesman.

"Two overwhelming Senate victories in the toughest media market in the country demonstrated that voters have put these issues behind them."

A campaign spokesman, pointed to previous reports on some of the elements in the books to make the point that there was nothing new. "The news here is that it took three reporters nearly a decade to find no news."

Then that means the books are TRUE!

I'm not surprised about the content, I am surprised they're admitting it.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

A Pox



On both their houses (Obambi's brick in Chicago and Hellary's "old farmhouse").

I tuned into the final Dummycrat debate and was again amused by what I heard.

Hellary contradicted herself on her health care plan...

"My plan will cover everyone and will be affordable"

Later (11:30 into the debate)...

"A comparison of the plans we're proposing found I would cover nearly everybody..."

Which is it witch?

It was cute that she wants to put NAFTA in a "Time Out" and Chris was impressed with her usage of "ameliorate"

I found Obambi's position on NAFTA interesting...

"We can't have medicines that are actually making people more sicker than better because they're produced overseas."

Wasn't that the Republican argument for not bringing in cheaper drugs?

I love how Obambi makes lobbyists sound so evil.

Labor unions are one of the biggest lobbyist organizations in this country and they remain unabashedly in bed with the Dummycrats.

The SEIU has authorized spending $5 Million dollar on Barry's behalf.

That's just one union, the Teamsters recently endorsed him, and that amounts to a drop in labor's bucket.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

It's rather odd that Barry brags about willing to meet with America's enemies to talk, but he came across as afraid of Louis Farrakhan.

I hope America denounces and rejects them both.