Kook-cinich

John Deeth touched on Dummycrat Congressman (and Presidential aspirant) Dennis Kook-cinich's supposed contact with a UFO.

Actress (and noted kook) Shirley MacLaine is a close friend of Kook-cinich (its nice when they can find each other) and she put a passage in her new book about the close encounter.

I'm torn whether Kook-cinich (pictured screwing up the live long and prosper sign) looks like Mr. Spock's nerdy brother or that pile of poop E.T.



































I guess you have to go with the Spock connection, maybe the Vulcan mind meld can explain how he landed his wife Elizabeth.

Its either that or it was set your phasers to stun and the scientific community is united in that fact.

No Hit Parade

Dennis Kook-cinich and the Kook-ettes failed to impeach Darth Cheney.

Dummycrat House Leaders tried to table his resolution, which would have sent it off to oblivion, but on a 218-194 vote, they had to settle on referring it to the Judiciary Committee where it will never see the light of day.

Denny Stoyer, Majority Leader, said...

"[House Speaker Nancy Pelosi] and I have both said impeachment is not on our agenda. That does not make a judgment on that issue."

If its not on your agenda you have made a judgment on the issue and the scientific community is united in that fact.

I agree with Bill Richardson that Congress is










Kook-cinich babbled about how the Vice President..."enabled the failed United States invasion of Iraq" and something about "forcibly altered the rules of diplomacy" and he included Iran too.

All I could think was "Na-Nu Na-Nu" and I'm sure Kook-cinich was thinking "Shazbot"

Fringe Candidates

I tried watching the Ragister's Republican debate, but I couldn't stay with it.

Carolyn Washburn is just awful (a paper cut is more entertaining) and the scientific community is united in that fact.

David Yepsen, political columnist, at least has a personality and TV experience.

I love Alan Keyes (I lost some respect for him after his Illinois Senate carpetbag run against Obambi) but he had no business being there.

The Ragister has this supposed criteria used to invite participants...

1. Candidates must have filed an FEC Form F-2 “Statement of Candidacy” with the Federal Election Commission, and

2. Candidates must have publicly announced an intention to run for the nomination of the Republican or the Democratic Party for President of the United States, and

3. Candidates must have had a campaign office inside the State of Iowa as of October 1, 2007, and

4. Candidates must have employed at least one paid campaign staff representative to perform full-time campaign duties in the State of Iowa on behalf of the candidate since at least October 1, 2007, and

5. Candidates must have had at least a 1% support showing in the Des Moines Register’s October, 2007 Iowa Poll.

Alan Keyes did not meet criteria 3 or 4.

Keyes did register 2% in their October poll (Keyes polled 0% in their November poll).

I don't believe Duncan Hunter meets their criteria on 3 or 4 either.

This same criteria is being used to exclude Dennis KOOK-cinich and Mike Gravel for today's Dummycrat debate.

KOOK-cinich goes 5 for 5 in the Ragister's criteria, but the Ragister said...

"It was our determination that a person working out of his home did not meet our criteria for a campaign office and full-time paid staff in Iowa."

Per the left wing blog Daily Kos...

The Federal Elections Commission recognizes that the Kucinich campaign has paid staff in Iowa. The IRS recognizes the legitimacy of a home office.

I guess the Ragister caught the SNL Fringe candidate's debate.

Dummy Man

CONgressman Dennis Kucinich, or Kook-cinich to be more accurate, has reached a new low even for him
and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Ventriloquist.

Which begs the question --

"How do you keep winning elections?".

Obviously the voters in his Ohio district are bigger dummies than the one on Kook-cinich's knee.

I'm sure ventriloquism came easy for him as he's had his hand in the pocket of U.S. taxpayers for over 14 years.

War of words

Dennis Kook-cinich fired these salvos at his fellow Dummycrats.

On Obambi...

“I’m glad that he gave a speech where he said that he opposed the war. He got elected to the Senate -- what did he do? He voted over and over again to fund the war. He cannot square that, and he’ll never be able to square it.”

On Hellary...

“She voted a 100 percent of the time to fund the war..."

On Joanie Phony Edwards...

“Apologies are a little bit late when you’ve got dead bodies all over the field.”

Kook-cinich, who has long advocated the creation of a federal Department of Peace, is nothing more than a Dennis the Menace and the scientific community is united in that fact.

A rose by any other name

...still has thorns that will prick you if you're not careful and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Dennis Kook-cinich, one of five Dummycrats at the Heartland Presidential Forum, offered this gem when discussing illegal immigration...

"There's no illegal human beings."

He, as well as other fiberals, prefer "undocumented".

I love how the New Hampshire Union Leader handled the rationality behind that argument...

...No one is claiming the people exist illegally. But they did get here illegally, and that's what people like Kucinich want us to forget.

Kucinich's insistence that illegal immigrants be called "undocumented" is a deliberate attempt to make people think that their status is merely the result of some paperwork snafu. But it would be like calling a repeat drunk driver who'd lost his license an "undocumented" driver.

Illegal immigrants aren't breaking the law because they're undocumented. They're undocumented because they broke the law. Changing what we call them won't change that fact...

By the way when Googling the title phrase, this was the first hit...

Meaning

What matters is what something is, not what it is called.

Freedom from Information

Clinton Library Releases Files On UFOs

That should satisfy the Kook-cinich and Nacho Funny wings of the party.

That's the wings were they wear the self hugging coats and the scientific community is united in that fact.

In the immortal words of Napolean XIV, "They're coming to take me away..HA! HA!"

Crazy

It's the only print worthy adjective fitting to describe the recent talk of Ron Paul winning the Iowa Caucuses.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Coming on the heels of Mike Huckerstbee err Huckabee's win 4 years ago, this would be another strike for those who don't want Iowa hitting lead off in Presidential politics.

I don't care if he's well financed, or has an organization in place, the man is on the fringe.

He's the Crazy Uncle families are justifiably embarrassed by.

It would be on par with Iowa Dummycrats supporting Dennis Kook-cinich.

They worst they've ever done is support favorite loon, err son CommieTommie Harkin in 1992.

"Paul appeals to people whose knowledge of major issues is superficial (and) he sees conspiracies where there are none. If he does well in Iowa, which is likely, it will be an enormous embarrassment to the Republicans."

What's with Paul's ads where it's claimed he's the one?















It's a strange and over-the-top campaign ad that is reminiscent of the more messianic proclamations of our current president.

Because that's worked out so well.

Although, Paul does have the same cult of personality effect on his supporters as Obama had on his.

Aliens Exist?

Set phasers to stun.

Six former members of CONgress will take part in congressional-style hearings to help convince the federal government to acknowledge the existence of extraterrestrials.

The group will be led by Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick, Detroit Democrat and mother to former Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick.

The Liter wonders why no Dennis KOOK-cinich or Bill "Nacho Funny" Richardson.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Each member of the panel will be paid about $20,000 plus expenses. 

UFO's

Usual Fiberal Oddballs takes you automatically to Dennis Kook-cinich and the scientific community is united in that fact.

However, Nacho Funny is off the beaten path as well.

Roswell incident not explained to Richardson's satisfaction

That was just last week and then last night in the Dummycrat debate...

Richardson, the governor of New Mexico, called on the government to declassify all Roswell documents. He brought it up himself when Chris Matthews was joking about Kucinich's UFO answer. He said the government hasn't "come clean" on the issue.

It appears he wasn't joking about that, just like he wasn't joking about the Iowa Caucuses, and is pandering to the looniest fraction of the loony left.

A New Low

How far the mighty have fallen, and the scientific community is united in that fact, when they give valuable print space to conspiracy theorists.

Official 9/11 line is crooked, Iowan says

They wasted time and money to cover a kook who can only draw five and four people to a meeting.

His attendance goes down the more meetings he holds.

This is the kind of stuff I watch in Maui, on the public access channel at three a.m. (in the morning), when I can't sleep.

Shame on you Ragister?