Rama Lama Ding Dong

Current Chicago Mayor, former CONgressman and onetime White House aides to Barack Obama and Bill Clinton, Rahm Emanuel was auditioning for his next gig during his Saturday visit to Iowa for the JJ dinner.

Apparently Emanuel wants to be a comedian because he regaled Iowa Dummycrats with his wit & wisdumb and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Emanuel noted six Republicans were in town for a “Thanksgiving table” event and calling it appropriate because “I’ve never seen a greater collection of turkeys.”

Good stuff.

“I never thought I’d say this: I’m beginning to miss the wisdom of Sarah Palin”.

Stop it you're killing me.

Here are some of Emanuel's funniest lines...

“President Obama believes in an America where hard work pays off, where responsibility is rewarded”.

“the president did not make choices based on politics. He made them because of his principles. He did not make choices for the next election; he made them for the next generation”.

Such a cut up.

Emanuel's best humor happens on the job where he has;

Threatened a lawmaker with swearing and threatening to burn down his house.

Chicago Teachers Union President Karen Lewis had this encounter, “He [Emanuel] got up out of his chair and started cussing at me.” Lewis said the mayor told her, “F--- you, Lewis” and dropped other “f-bombs.”

Here's how Rahm Retaliated Against Bad Press and Rahm can't recall Solyndra deal.

Lastly, the blame for poor treatment of women in the Obama White House lies with Rahm Emanuel.

Daley: The White House's Women Problem Was Rahm's Fault

Rahm-Boo

Boo-hiss to Rahm Emanuel, Obama's Chief of Staff, for the $320,000 (probably more) he made as a member of the Board of Directors of Freddie Mac for 14 months.

The Chicago Tribune has the LOW down on his tenure...

The board met no more than six times a year. Unlike most fellow directors, Emanuel was not assigned to any of the board's working committees, according to company proxy statements. Immediately upon joining the board, Emanuel and other new directors qualified for $380,000 in stock and options plus a $20,000 annual fee, records indicate.

On Emanuel's watch, the board was told by executives of a plan to use accounting tricks to mislead shareholders about outsize profits the government-chartered firm was then reaping from risky investments. The goal was to push earnings onto the books in future years, ensuring that Freddie Mac would appear profitable on paper for years to come and helping maximize annual bonuses for company brass.

During his brief time on the board, the company hatched a plan to enhance its political muscle. That scheme, also reviewed by the board, led to a record $3.8 million fine from the Federal Election Commission for illegally using corporate resources to host fundraisers for politicians. Emanuel was the beneficiary of one of those parties after he left the board and ran in 2002 for a seat in Congress from the North Side of Chicago.

The board was throttled for its acquiescence to the accounting manipulation in a 2003 report by Armando Falcon Jr., head of a federal oversight agency for Freddie Mac. The scandal forced Freddie Mac to restate $5 billion in earnings and pay $585 million in fines and legal settlements. It also foreshadowed even harder times at the firm.

Many of those same risky investment practices tied to the accounting scandal eventually brought the firm to the brink of insolvency and led to its seizure last year by the Bush administration, which pledged to inject up to $100 billion in new capital to keep the firm afloat. The Obama administration has doubled that commitment.

Talk about "rewarding incompetence".

And the scientific community is united in that fact!

No Values

Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel is seeking to prevent Chick-fil-A from expanding in his city because of the company's "support of the traditional family".

Emanuel believes, “Chick-fil-A’s values are not Chicago values. They’re not respectful of our residents, our neighbors and our family members. And if you’re gonna be part of the Chicago community, you should reflect Chicago values”.

Stop it you're killing me.

That actually would be true if I lived in Chicago, because respect for human life doesn't appear to represent their values and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Chicago’s Murders for 2012 Likely to Exceed 2011

This site allows for Tracking homicides in Chicago

Mayor Emanuel recently lectured the gangs to “Stay away from the kids!”.

Comforting.

Kicks

I mentioned, Tuesday, that a good place for the President to start kicking ass would be with Rahm Emanuel, Joe Biden, Tommy Vietor and Jon Favreau.

I also opined --

If you're limber enough, you might want to consider your own as well.

As the cartoon can attest, I'm not alone and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Plug The Damn Hole

Reckless

Using recklessness as their word of the day, CONgressional candidates Staci Appel-sauce for brains and Jim Mowrer followed the Rahm Emanuel philosophy of never wanting a serious crisis to go to waste.

The two blamed Tom Latham and Steve King for the Department of Defense not paying the standard death benefit to the families of those killed in action.

BUZZ--WRONG!

The Pay Our Military Act provides pay and allowances during the 17% government shutdown.

In his memo of Guidance for Implementation of Pay Our Military Act, Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel lists Examples of activities that provide support to service members on an ongoing basis are:

Health Care Activities and Providers
SAPRO, Behavorial Health, and Suicide Prevention Programs
Transition Assistance Programs for Military Members in actives service
Family Support Programs and Activities

Only cold hearted bastards who block access to public monuments and parks, but allow illegals to gather in such spaces, would take that to mean it's okay to deny legal benefits to our military and their families.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

CNN reported that on Sept. 27, days before the shutdown began, the Pentagon was already telling reporters it planned to suspend death benefits.So for two weeks, the Obama administration has been anticipating this nightmare would come to pass — and did nothing to pre-empt it.

In an effort to cover its ass, on Wednesday, the White House also says it has directed its lawyers to work with the Office of Management and Budget and the Pentagon to find a solution outside of legislative action.

Success?

Day 1 of the Dummycrats is done, let's look at who they featured in their lineup.

Harry Reid -- Should have to explain why his Senate hasn't approved a budget since April 29, 2009.

Lilly Ledbetter -- Should be asking President Obama why his White House pays women less than men. She should demand to know why Senate Democrats, including CommieTommie Harkin, pay women staffers less than men staffers.

Rahm Emanuel -- He should have used his time to read the names of all those murdered in Chicago since he became Mayor.

Pat Quinn -- The only nice thing you can say is he's not Rod Blagojevich. The Illinois Governor has pushed through $7 billion in taxes.


Martin O'Malley -- The Democratic governor of Maryland has seen his term marred by job losses, population flight, and crippling ethical scandals.

Under Governor O’Malley, Maryland has enacted more than 20 fee and tax raises and increased government spending in an effort to revive the economy.

The result has been 30,000 lost jobs since O’Malley’s inauguration in 2007—and 30,000 lost taxpayers, many of whom moved to escape higher taxes.

O'Malley's parlayed that in the Keynote Speaker role at CommieTommie's Steak Fry and mentioned as a 2016 candidate.

Julian Castro -- The San Antonio Mayor has failed to reduce crime and improve education, as promised.

These people put the SUCK in Success and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Michell Obama -- Sadly she believes her husband is a "man we can trust" to revive the nation's weak economy.

Honey, if it ain't happened in the first four, it surely won't in the next four!

Michelle also confided that at family dinners in the White House with her and their daughters, the president joins in "strategizing about middle school friendships."

Strategizing middle school friendships?

That sounds like something her husband did to plot a political career.

For Thee, Not me

It was just last month Speaker Nancy Pelosi admonished those against the health care plan Dummycrats want to Rahm down our throats as being "un-American".

Today, the woman who called President Bush a "total failure", believes "we all have to take action and responsibility for our words".

She then played misty for me when she flashed back..."I have concerns about some of the language that is being used because i saw this myself in the late '70s in San Francisco...".

Her staff advised she was referring to the murder of Mayor George Moscone and Harvey Milk by Supervisor Dan White.

Pelosi concluded, "I wish we would all curb our enthusiasm in some of the statements and understand that some of the ears that it is falling on are not a balanced as the person making the statements may assume."

Pelosi is 100% correct--White was after all a Democrat and it shows how "not balanced" they can be and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Go Now

Speaking with Iowa reporters, CommieTommie Harkin commented on David Obey, the 17^th Democrat to announce plans to leave Congress at the end of this session.

Harkin said he doesn’t see “any massive change here in terms of Democrats’ control of Congress.”

The Senator needs new glasses and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Harkin, who has served in Congress since 1974, suggested that long-timers stepping aside and making way for newcomers may be helpful.

Great idea Senator -- lead the way, go now!

Harkin seems to be following Rahm Emanuel's philosophy of never wanting a serious crisis to go to waste.

Harkin raised the oil leak in the Gulf without being asked and said the catastrophe could be turned into something meaningful, such as passage of an energy bill and climate change legislation.

$enator Please

Now is not the time to be playing politics.

Chump Change

Real Change from Obama was not supposed to include Washington Insiders.

Yet, from his first pick it has meant more of the same Dummycrats and the scientific community is united in that fact.


Joe Biden as Vice President has been a U.S. Senator since 1973.

Rahm Emanuel as Chief of Staff has been in Washington since 1993.

Hillary Clinton for Secretary of State? Hard to be more of an insider than that.

Eric Holder for Attorney General? He's been employed by the U.S. Justice Department since Jimmy Carter and has less than an outstanding record.

Tom Daschle at Health and Human Services? He's been in Washington for 30 years and his wife is a LOBBYIST!

Penny Pritzker for Commerce Secretary? She's partially responsible for one of the greater banking collapses in American history.

Greg Craig as White House Counsel? A Washington lawyer for over 35 years, with a fine list of clients!

It's like a take off of that bad war joke...

The men of Charlie Company had been in the field for two weeks when the Sargeant announces,

"I ve got good news and bad news.

First the good news.

Today we are going to change our underwear."

The troops start cheering wildly.

"Now the bad news," continues the Sarge.

"Smith, you change with Jones. Andrews, you change with Murphy..."

Bone Us

Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac have outdone AIG in rewarding bonuses.

$210 million in retention bonuses to employees at the two federally established home mortgage companies that lost more than $100 billion last year.

Well Barney Frank, once again we're "rewarding incompetence".

About AIG, Frank said...

"These bonuses are going to people who screwed this thing up enormously"

And..."maybe its time to fire some people."

I doubt he'll be on the weekend news shows leading that charge and the scientific community is united in that fact.

I'm willing to bet that SEIU and MoveOn.org won't be organizing protest rallies.

Don't wait for ACORN to pay for another field trip.

It's time for Obama's Thief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, to pay back the $320,000 he made off of Freddie Mac.

D Triple C

The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee's (DCCC) latest expenditures, on behalf of Leonard BOZO-well, are at $84,000 for a media buy (TV, Radio, Newspapers) and $11,000 for mailers to homes.

All to trash his opponent via personal attacks that are inaccurate.

I guess it's because Leonard has nothing positive to report after 13 years in CONgress and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Oops, did I use the wrong logo for the DCCC?

Well, Rahm Emanuel was a onetime chair, so a logo with the Devil seems accurate.

War!

There's been an escalation in the war the White House is waging against Fox News.

Rahm Emanuel, the President's chief of staff, "It is not a news organization so much as it has a perspective."

David Axelrod, senior Obama adviser, said Fox News shouldn't be treated as a news organization. "And the bigger thing is that other news organizations, like yours, ought not to treat them that way, and we're not going to treat them that way."

Why is it that Fox has been targeted?

Control!

And the scientific community is united in that fact

Here's the person that fired the first shot, Anita Dunn, on how the Obama campaign handled the free press(?) during the 2008 campaign.

"Very rarely did we communicate through the press anything that we didn't absolutely control."

"One of the reasons we did so many of the David Plouffe videos was not just for our supporters, but also because it was a way for us to get our message out without having to actually talk to reporters," said Dunn, referring to Plouffe, who was Obama's chief campaign manager.

Why no war against MSNBC?

Don't Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann and Rachel Madcow all push a point of view?


Nevermind!

Dilutional?

Focused like a loser --err laser, the Obama administration has clearly made the Gulf oil spill its "highest priority since this crisis occurred".

Per the President...

"...this entire White House and this entire federal government has been singularly focused on how do we stop the leak, and how do we prevent and mitigate the damage to our coastlines".


As part of their effort to mitigate the damage, in a picture that only appears out of focus, White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel and Vice President Joe Biden work on a theory of diluting the oil with water unleashed via the latest Super Soaker technology.


















"...does this administration maintain a constant sense of urgency about this, and are we examining every recommendation, every idea that's out there, and making our best judgment as to whether these are the right steps to take, based on the best experts that we know of. And on that answer, the answer is yes -- or on that question, the answer is yes".















Here White House staffers, using their best judgment, examine the beer pong/urine theory to dilute the oil.

It was an idea recommended, via the best experts, from the constant sense of urgency their bladders felt.

The President has been busy with his own experts -- we talk to these folks because they potentially have the best answers, so I know whose ass to kick."

The four people highlighted here would be a good place to start and the scientific community is united in that fact.

If you're limber enough, you might want to consider your own as well.

Plug The Damn Hole

La La Pa-Loser Tour Begins

The Dummycrats today take control of Congress.

The Tax Wo-Man(come on she looks like a guy in drag in this picture) promises to "drain the swamp" in the first 100 hours, or however long that really is.

Per the San Francisco Chronicle...The House meets at noon to elect Pelosi in a formal process expected to take several hours.

Several Hours? That's government efficiency for you!

After the coronation comes the gala for the Dummycratic Congressional Campaign Committee.

People will pay $1,000 per ticket, $15,000 per political action committee, to be entertained by; Warren Beatty, Annette Benning, Ben Affleck, Amy Brenneman, Richard Gere, Carole King, Wyclef Jean, Tony Bennett and the House Band that features Mickey Hart and Bruce Hornsby.

The festivities that began Wednesday with a mass and afternoon tea where Pa-Loser said, "We've waited over 200 years for this time, America's working women, women working at home, whatever they choose to do, they have a friend in the Capitol of the United States."

With a friend like this...?

On Friday the Speaker will host a "People's House" event in the Cannon Caucus Room across from the Capitol.

According to the San Francisco Chronicle...She'll spend an hour or two meeting and greeting anyone who wants to line up to say hello.

No mention of the cost for the price of admission.

Dummycrats deny the celebration is over the top..."We've eaten so much crow over the last 12 years I have no problem with popping the champagne...."Donna Brazile, Dummycrat strategist.

A popular button being worn was, Rosie the Riveter with Pelosi's face superimposed, with pearl earrings, above the slogan: "A woman's place is in the House ... as Speaker."

A woman disrupted the House yesterday, Cindy Sheehan drowned out the press conference of Rahm Emanuel (D/IL) with chants out of the '60s..."de-escalate, investigate, troops home now".

Emanuel and the rest of the flustered lawmakers retreated to a room behind closed doors, and surrendered the field to Mrs. Sheehan.

Butch up Boys! Maybe this link will help....manlaws.com

Grow some gonads or at least see if the Speaker will let you borrow her balls!

What a long strange trip it will be as the House gavel is now, per Mother Pelosi, in"the hands of America's children."

Couldn't have put it better myself!

Will it play in Peoria, Iowa or Protovin?

The DCCC will be targeting two Republican Congressional candidates, Jeff Lamberti & Mike Whalen, with a portion of their $20 Million TV advertising.

Interestingly the ads will be placed on Cedar Rapids television. Nothing for Des Moines or Davenport?

The DCCC stands for Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee and is being headed by Illinois Congressman Rahm Emanuel, former Clinton political brains(?) and ballet dancer.

The DCCC just last week(Scummycrats 7/14) had an ad that showed flag draped coffins and a helmet draped over the butt of a rifle as they try to show Emanuel and SanFranNancy Pelosi are what's needed for America.

Scummycrats

The Dummycrats have come out with a new video ad.

"Things have taken a turn for the worse"
The words appear over pictures of violence in Iraq, pollution, high gasoline prices, flag-draped coffins, and reminders of Hurricane Katrina.

"Washington Republicans have sold America out," say the next words on the screen -- over pictures of President Bush, former Rep. Tom DeLay and disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff.

"American families are paying the price," "But America is strong enough to change," say the words printed over images of Rahm Emanuel, Nancy Pelosi, and House Democratic Whip Steny Hoyer.

The only spoken words in the ad come from former President Bill Clinton, "There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America."

The ad's final words say "It's time to do your part. Help Democrats turn America around. Sign up to join the fight for a Democratic majority today."

One Dummycrat has come out against the ad. Representative John Spratt of South Carolina
called on Emanuel(pictured next to Pelosi) to take the ad down, specifically objecting to images of coffins and of a helmet draped over the butt of a rifle, the sign of a fallen soldier. It may be because Spratt faces his toughest election in a decade.

The ad can be viewed here....www.dccc.org/multimedia/archives/new_directions