First Round Draft Pick(le)?

My guess is that Michael Kiernan was referring to Tom Vilsack when he proclaimed, "Maybe it’s time to get a first-round draft pick" to take on Senator Charles Grassley.

I think the Dummycrats feel they may be royally screwed by the floundering Big Lug Nut and they need someone at the top of the ticket to help him out and the downstream ballot Ds.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

It wouldn't be unusual to have turnover that quickly in the Cabinet and I'm sure the White House would be very supportive of their onetime Agriculture Secretary by having the President here campaigning.

Although it may not be smart to combine the CIETC scandal with I DED:The Motion Picture.


What other big name is there?

Culver's daddy?

Oh Pooh























Although, he broke them up at Teddy's wake.

Christie Vilsack has been mentioned
























What a croc that would be... Literasly.

Money for nothing

Bill elevates Culver's pay, his stature

It is LITERASLY impossible to elevate the Big Lug Nuts stature.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Literasly Tons of fun

Irony- When two of the heaviest people to lead state government (The Big Lug and Fatty Judge) have a commission on "Wellness and Healthy Living", telling Iowans how to improve their health, and the scientific community is united in that fact.

The New Christy Minstrels?

Timing is everything in politics, comedy and real estate.

Christie Vilsack to move to Ames in bid for office

My in-laws have moved out of Ames, but don't have their house on the market yet thereby missing a chance to sell it to these suckers (and the scientific community is united in that fact).

Another first round draft pick of the Iowa Dummycrats will go down in flames, as their hatred of Representative Steve King burns so intense they can't think straight.

Literasly

This move is about fiberals wanting more power, it's not about Iowa.

Iowa's merely a stepping stone.

The Pickle's relish has an even thinner resume than Barack Obama and that's working out so well.

Iowa Dummycrat Party Chair Sue Dvorsky says Vilsack “has many, many resources and experiences behind her that make her not really a first-time candidate.”

Please explain.

Not only has Christie Vilsack campaigned widely and acted as a visible surrogate for her husband during two successful runs for governor, but she helped him during his brief run for president in 2008, then worked on New York Sen. Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign.









Those aren't strengths, especially in northwest Iowa.

Politico reported that Vilsack also been huddling with several Democratic operatives to plot a potential campaign, including veteran media consultant John Lapp and Teresa Vilmain, who headed up Hillary Clinton’s 2008 primary campaign in the state.

Again, not a strength as Hellary finished third, behind Obama and Joanie Phony.

Tom Vilsack said this about the race, “it will be a holy war.”
















King will be locked and loaded for this war.

Dis means war?

Iowa's goober, Chester Culver, has said he'll do whatever it takes to keep the Iowa Caucuses the first in the nation.

I'm not sure he's willing to go to war with the other 49 states, but it sounds good.

What doesn't sound good is this...

"...All's I can tell you is as governor I'll do everything in my power to make sure that Iowa has the first caucus in the nation and I'm confident that we will."

ALL'S?

This is the same lug who gave us...

Literasly

What a maroon!

A regular ta-ra-ra-goon-de-ay!

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

PS: Those are Bugs Bunny-ism's sprinkled throughout.

411 from Fatty

Iowa Homeland Security Tsarina/Leftenant Governor Fatty Judge (Where's she been, celebrating the Year of the PIG?) showed who has the brains in the administration when she corrected The Big Lug's flub about 911.

Monday was the first time the Ragister reported Chester's goof...

Culver urged those seeking relief from the cold to call 911 and local police and fire dispatchers will direct them to the nearest shelter or warming center.

Tuesday the Ragister reported...Culver said residents needing shelter or facing other emergencies should call 911, despite assertions from at one least one local official that the influx of calls was jamming phone lines.

The Ragister identified the local official as...Marshalltown Police Chief Lon Walker said that practice had clogged up the emergency line in his area. "Don't call 911 for emergency shelters," he said. "I don't know where that came from, but that's not the appropriate use of 911."

It seems The Lug wasn't the only loser who recommended 911...Gov. Chet Culver and Iowa Homeland Security and Emergency Management officials have recommended that people call 911 to locate nearby emergency shelters.

This really isn't an EMERGENCY either, makes one feel sooo secure!

Fatty finally came forward and said folks should call 211 for shelter information.

State 29 picked up on this tidbit...

Chet Culver: If You're Out Of Power, Visit Our Web Site

www.iowahomelandsecurity.org

A little over one month on the big(?) stage as Governor and Chester's flubs include a left hand swearing in ceremony, a new word LITERASLY, flooding Emergency 911 calls for information and urging folks to log onto a web site when they have no power.

It's going to be a long term!

Throwing Her Hat In The Ring?

Christie Vilsack made it seem like she's the Dummycrat "first round" daft--err, draft pick to give Senator Grassley the "the race of his life.”

In an interview with WHO DT's Dave Price, she stated...

"I'm well qualified to run...I’m qualified to serve".

There's an O bel in her future too and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Literasly

I'm Just Saying

I'm so happy to be on Staci Appel-sauce for brains newsletter distribution, The Appel Report.

This issue started with, "This spring has been beautiful...".

Beautiful?

I suppose if you're a tick and thrive in cool, damp weather.

Actually, as a Fiberal Dummycrat, it's not much of a stretch to compare her to a blood feeding parasite and the scientific community is united in that fact.

In that same vein, Mrs. Big Lug Nut was in eastern Iowa for a literacy tour.
Shouldn't that be Literasly?

The children she met with proved smarter than the Big Lug Nut, acing a quiz of Iowa facts that included knowing the state motto, "Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain".

There's no truth to the rumor they knew to the penny how much debt he had saddled them with over his borrowing scam.

The only nice thing they could say about BLN?

"He's white".

















"Yes, he's white. He sure is white."

Literally a Leftist Lug?

This is almost too funny, until you realize this doofus was a teacher of history & government.

Chester Culver took the oath of office for Governor raising his left hand.

Cyclone Conservative explores it further.

Dave Price of WHO/TV 13 touches on it too, but has also uncovered Chester's new word... Literasly.

In the words of Crosby, Stills and Nash..."Teach your children well...".