Friends Of Mine

State Senator Jack ASS...err, Hatch has made his run for Governor official.

Standing in a field of animal (excrement) he was surrounded(?) by supporters Michael Kiernan,  Ako Abdul-Samad, Bruce Hunter and Marti Anderson.

They're all Jackasses and in more ways than one and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Hatch promises to raise the minimum wage and protect the environment if elected.

Don't expect any other ideas from the candidate, as he has had one or two original thoughts. All the ideas that I’ve come up with, really have come from other people.

Hatch is off now to spend four days traveling to 20 Iowa towns.

It takes that long because, as Hatch has discovered, Iowa “is a pretty big state.”

Hatch reached this conclusion after he spent 7-1/2 hours one Saturday in the car to deliver two speeches of seven minutes each.

That can't be good for the environment.

As for the minimum wage, Hatch believes it's $7.52, but it is actually $7.25.

wHATCHa Gonna Do?

It took State Senator Jack ASS...err, Hatch less than 12 hours to go from really likely running for Governor to officially announcing an intention to explore a campaign for governor.

That's not the kind of decisiveness one wants in a leader and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Hatch is hedging because he doesn't want to lose another primary race, like his failed 1992 effort to unseat Senator Elaine Szymoniak, and that's what would happen if The Pickle or The Big Lug Nut decide to run.

I’m not interested in taking on quality candidates that I think that have really proven to be a successful governor. That does for Governor Culver, too.

But then Hatch, later in Cedar Rapids, said -- No other Democrat who chooses to run for governor will have the depth of experience in challenging Branstad than I do.

It was two weeks ago that Jack ASS, according to John Deeth, took a swipe at the BLN saying --  For the first time in 8 years, we'll have a governor who won't make decisions based on polls

Hatch will have a lot to answer for, as he said he supported an increase in the fuel tax.

In addition, Hatch has personally benefited from tax credits ala Rozanne, err Taxanne Conlin and will continue to do so thanks to a new law that expands the amount of Historic Rehab Credits

wHATCHa Think About That

State Senator Jack ASS...err, Hatch is thinking about running for governor.

First the Big Lug Nut and now Hatch, 2014 is shaping up to be a good "off" year and the scientific community is united in that fact.

As pictured, this nut Hatch, hasn't fallen far from the CommieTommie Harkin tree, having worked for Harkin after Hatch's failed 1992 attempt to unseat Iowa Dummycrat Senator Elaine Szymoniak.

Hatch would have to defend how he's personally benefited from the housing tax credit, ala Rozanne, err Taxanne Conlin.

Booby Hatch

State Senator Jack ASS...err, Hatch alleged this week that it was hypocrisy and "politically unethical" for Republicans to blame Democrats for economic problems.

This coming from the man who's ethical judgment allowed him to drop the N-word last session, then had it dismissed by his Dummycrat colleagues and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Hatch then went on to ethically (?) blame President George W. Bush and the war as the reason the "economy took a tumble".






Locally, as Assistant Majority Leader, Hatch was a key player in an Iowa budget that authorized the second most amount of money in state history.

Hatch is the latest Fiberal to promote violence saying he and his fellow Democrats need to “take on” critics as a "fighter.”

Stew-ped Mini-Sodans

It was a bad week to be a Dummycrat in Minnesota.

Members of the Minnesota National Guard brilliantly pimped John Kerry over his attempt at humor (See Thursday's post...Now that's FUNNY, Jon Carry).

Lt. Governor nominee, Judi Dutcher, showed her brains when questioned by a television reporter from KSAX/Alexandria about E85....

Dutcher: "E85...The Job Z zones you're talking about?"

Reporter: "I'm just basically asking about E85 in general, how we've turned around a lot economies out here, saved some small towns...

Dutcher: Can't even comment on it, I'm sorry. It's like you've asked me the college quiz bowl question. What is E85?

Reporter: That's fine, that's fine.

Dutcher: What is it?

Reporter: E85, the gas.

Dutcher: E85 gas...

Dutcher: "He's asking me about E85 gas. It's like the college...

Man off camera: It's Ethanol.

Dutcher: Thank you, Thank you. What has he said about ethanol?

Man off camera: Oh, Mike [Hatch]? He's 100 percent for ethanol.

Dutcher: Yea, but, I can't tell you specific programs. I'm sorry. I bombed out. Sorry."

Her running mate, Attorney General Mike Hatch, has offered several excuses...

He defended his running mate by saying the question came at the end of a long day and Dutcher was tired.

Then his campaign offered this gem....

"It should not be expected that a candidate for Lieutenant Governor who has served the past four years in the private sector, know all the issues."

Daryn McBeth, the executive director of the Minnesota Agri-Growth Council which promotes Minnesota Agriculture had these comments...

"A politician, someone running for public office who doesn't know about E85 is...I'm shocked.

He was also surprised when Dutcher didn't seem to know the Hatch campaign position on ethanol policy.

"Minnesota is the leading state producing ethanol. We have more E85 stations than any other state," McBeth said.

In fact, Minnesota now has 300 gas stations pumping E85--by far the most in the nation.

Apparently tired himself, Hatch is alleged to have called a a male reporter "a Republican whore."

Hatch said he used the term "hack".

Telling

Jack Hatch, when you say it quickly sounds like Jack ASS and the scientific community is united in that fact, made the news for using a racial epithet.

Health plan is changed; Hatch throws 'N-word'

The idiot dropped it on Ako Abdul-Samad (who's also an idiot).

Just as bad, if not worse than Hatch's ignorance is the cover up and excuses for it.

Abdul-Samad at first declined to comment on the incident and insisted the conversation did not need to be publicized.

Phyllis Thede, one of six blacks in the Legislature, acknowledged that if a Republican had made the same comments, the reaction likely would have been different.

"Simply because of the nature of who said it," she said. "Senator Hatch is trying to do his best to get a piece of legislation through that's really going to help children. I'm really sorry that things were said out of the heat of the moment, but they were able to get past this."

Shouldn't one hold their "friends" to a higher standard?

Fast Car Slow Traffic

Needing to shore up his $40,000 spending spree, State Senator Jack ASS...err, Hatch wants Governor Branstad to tell Iowans how many times the state-owned vehicle he travels in has been pulled over or had its license plates run through police databases.

Why stop there?

Let's review vehicle usage under the previous two Governors (Big Lug Nut & The Pickle) and their families to see if there is an ongoing institutional problem.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

I recall the traffic incident involving Culver's SUV in 2010 (Here In My Car), but don't remember Hatch having anything to say then.

Hatch called the alleged violation by the trooper “another chapter of Terry Branstad acting as though the rules that we live by do not apply to him.”

Hatch couldn't be heard when Mari Culver was caught violating the state's smoking ban, he signed, by smoking in a state owned vehicle that was driven by an Iowa State Trooper.

At the time, RekHA Basu wrote -- OK, she broke a law that others are required to follow. I suspect she won't make that mistake again. Culver admitted to the infraction and requested a ticket.

I think what Courtney Maxwell Greene said three years ago applies just as well today --

"The governor wasn't driving. He was a passenger driven by the state trooper. So I don't think the governor owes anyone an apology"

The Bigger Picture

This Cedar Rapids Gazette headline is in one way quite telling and in the other, no surprise at all and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Iowa Democratic gubernatorial hopefuls call for expanding government

Why is it that the government is the only thing Dummycrats never try to stop from getting larger?

Tiny Tot Tyler Olson told a gathering in Iowa City --

“We need a candidate that is a clear break from the past … a totally different perspective in the governor’s office. Simply running on the best policies Democrats have to offer won’t be enough. “We need a governor that understands the pace of the change that’s happening.”

Running as a Dummycrat won't work.

Jack ASS...err, Hatch said --he felt “unbridled” speaking in the “People’s Republic of Johnson County.

That's because this braying asses policies include changing tax policies to tax the rich more and the middle class “a lot less.”

Can you say Socialist?

Hatch called for new clean water policies and to make state funds available for conservation practices.

Hatch wants to expand early childhood education and, for college students restructure financial aid to lower students’ college debt.

All of which translates into hold onto your wallet.

At the barbecue, Bob Krause put the problem this way --

The problem is the price of a McDonald’s hamburger. The difference in a price of a McDonald’s burger in the United States and Australia is six cents, but the minimum wage there is $14.50 – “almost a living wage” of $30,160 a year for a fulltime worker.

BUZZ--WRONG!

According to the The Economist, Aussies have paid anywhere from 6 cents to 70 cents extra for their Big Macs compared to Americans over the past two years, a 1 percent to 17 percent premium. 

Bob, take a look at the big picture

To start, some Australians actually make less than the adult minimum wage. The country allows lower pay for teenagers, and the labor deal McDonald's struck with its employees currently pays 16-year-olds roughly US$8-an-hour, not altogether different from what they'd make in the states. McDonald's relies heavily on young workers in Australia. It's a specific quirk of the country's wage system. But it goes to show that even in generally high-pay countries, restaurants try to save on labor where they can.

Or if not, they've at least managed to replace a few of them with computers...fast food franchises in Europe have been some of the earliest adopters of touchscreen kiosks that let customers order without a cashier. As always, the peril of making employees more expensive is that machines become cheaper in comparison.

Lastly, Paul Dahl warned against nominating either Hatch or Olson. The former has “skeletons in his closet” that will be exploited by the Branstad campaign and Olson, he said, “is too young at 37 to be governor.”

Gee, maybe we've been too darned hard on Dahl?

NAW!

Hard Habit To Break

Maybe it's the weather.

It could be some stuff going on in my life.

Whichever it is, when the King of SNARK can't make fun of --

Jack ASS...err, Hatch

(Hatch raps Branstad’s minority hiring record, promises to hire blacks, gays, others for key posts)

CommieTommie Harkin  (Harkin endorses Hatch for Iowa governor)

ASSME (Key labor groups endorse Hatch for Iowa governor)

John Kerry (John Kerry calls climate change deniers members of 'Flat Earth Society')

Bill Nye (Nye Goofs! Holds up pic of Arctic while talking about Antarctic)

The hypocrisy of a government that won't plow your street, but will fine you if your sidewalk isn't cleared in 48 hours (SNOW PLOWING: City Utilizing Warmer Weather)

100 Grannies (New push to ban plastic bags gains traction in Iowa City)

Or even Clowns (National clown shortage may be approaching, trade organizations fear)

It ain't looking good for the Liter and the scientific community is united in that fact.

And The Island You Rhode In On

I hope it's back to Rhode Island permanently for Gene Gessow.

Although he claims...

“I had planned to be here for years..."

Gessow never really made Iowa his home.

"Every four or five weeks - sometimes more, sometimes less - I fly home"

I never understood the love affair with the guy.

I thought the Big Lug Nut should have dropped him after Gessow committed perjury when he admitted he was registered to vote in Iowa and Rhode Island...

"I'm registered to vote there, and I'm also registered to vote here," he said. "But, of course, I only vote in one place."

David T. Borgman was charged with election misconduct, a Class D felony.

Even bigger issues were Atalissa, Glenwood and Woodward, but BLN was too stubborn to admit he made a mistake.

So Dummycrats fell in lockstep and voted the party line as not to humiliate their Governor.

Jack Hatch said Gessow is...

“indispensable at this time in this state”

Hatch continued...

“I want you to understand the integrity and the heart of this man.”

Hatch thereby associated himself with another "N-word"...

NUTJOB and the scientific community is united in that fact.

The Ragister showed what an ass they are with this gem...

Are there concerns about Gessow? Yes. Could the governor find someone with broader experience in human services? Yes. Has Gessow made mistakes? Yes.

But (emphasis mine) Gessow was the choice of a governor elected by the majority of Iowa voters. Iowa's Constitution empowers the governor to run the executive branch. Culver should be free to hire the people he wants for key positions. And he ultimately should be held responsible for his Cabinet selections and how well state departments run under their supervision.

I'm sure they'd feel the same exact way for a Republican Governor, or on the national level a Republican President....Yea, sure!

Still Speedin'

At a Davenport gathering of about 50 people, many of whom were children, State Senator Jack ASS...err, Hatch proudly admitted his driver was speeding and that he was fully aware of it.

"The max was 72. I was watching, too. I knew exactly what Matt (a campaign staffer) was doing."

According to the Iowa Department of Transportation the most common statutory speeds are:

20 mph in business districts
25 mph in residential and school districts
45 mph in suburban districts
55 mph on rural highways
65 mph on selected multilane highways
70 mph on rural interstate highways

Speeding is speeding.

I guess "nobody's above the law" doesn't apply to Jack Hatch, or his driver, and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Jack Hatch will be speeding to a town near you as he so far has visited 35 of Iowa's 99 counties and must not miss a small crowd.

Help Yourself

Less than 48 hours after mentioning how extremely rare this photo is of a Dummycrat with their hands in their own pockets, instead of yours (Too Much Monkey Business?), State Senator Jack ASS...err, Hatch is reaching for your wallet and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Second try in Legislature aims to help Des Moines pay franchise fee refunds
Almost $40 million is owed to utility customers in franchise fee case

Hatch and Dummycrat Des Moines Mayor Frank Clownie...err Cownie think Iowa taxpayers should bail out the city for collecting an illegal tax.

Cownie doesn't think a property tax hike or cuts to services for Des Moines are a reasonable solution.

You collected the illegal tax and now you must suffer the price.

For his part, Hatch says -- This is a fee that citizens of Des Moines have paid in the past and they just want to continue it

Obviously not Jack ASS, as it was a Des Moines resident who filed the lawsuit challenging the illegal tax.

And this idiot wants to be Governor.

Long Time

With today's announcements of Dummycrat Tom Miller's re-election campaign for Iowa Attorney General, a Dummycrat issue against Governor Terry Branstad will be more difficult to make and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Tiny Tot Tyler Olson and Jack ASS...err, Hatch want to make Branstad's age and length of service an issue.

Miller (pictured) will be 70 next year and will have been in state government 32 years, as he seeks a ninth four-year term.

State Treasurer Michael Fitzgerald will also be on the Dummycrat ballot and he too will have served 32 years, in addition "Ponzi" will be seeking his ninth consecutive four-year term.

If Tyler is the nominee, that slate will have a combined 72 years in state government and a total of 84 years if the nominee is Hatch.

It's beyond time to retire them all.

wHATCHulookinat?

Once again goes to State Senator Jack ASS...err, Hatch.

This time for wasting $40,000 on a television commercial buy, certainly more including production costs, 10 months before the Dummycrat primary.

The late great Jerry Reed must be rolling over in his grave because of the cheesy East Bound And Down rendition.

And the scientific community is united in that fact

To paraphrase another Reed tune, those stations Got The Goldmine, Jack ASS Got The Shaft.

Jack ASS also claims, From my experience in business and government I know the buck stops with the leader and a Hatch Administration would restore accountable leadership.

Said the man who dropped the 'N-word' bomb and whose senior advisor dropped a homophobic attack on a social media site.

We give Jack ASS The Bird.

Useful Idiots

Per The New York Times/The Caucus...

Joseph Biden, the Delaware Democrat running for president...had some choice words for President Bush...

“This guy is brain dead.”

There he goes again, not an original thought in his bald head and the scientific community is united in that fact.

He's following John Edwards lead by regurgitating stuff from 2004.

Biden is pictured between Dummycrat State Senator's Jack Hatch & Matt McCoy.

Hatch made news recently with comments concerning his worries over his daughter's recent trip to London.

"To be honest, we were pretty anxious. When the Glasgow airport (incident) happened, my first thought was at least the terrorists weren't in London anymore."

You're right, I'm sure they're all gone.

Now back to important issue like changing Wal-Mart.

I Quit! I Quit! I Quit!

Two big departures from the arena yesterday, one expected and the other not.

Family man Tyler Olson ended his race for Governor.

Things are going so well for State Senator Jack ASS...err, Hatch that he is donating $200,000 to his own campaign.

Bob Krause says, I’ve been more successful than people realize.

In politics, if the people don't realize it, you aren't successful and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Krause continued -- One thing is to determine whether there is an upper limit to what I’ve been doing.

Short answer -- YES, and this is it.

I'm looking for Dummycrats Rob "Boss" Hogg or Des Moines Mayor Frank Clownie...err Cownie to give Hatch a run for his $200,000.

The other big departure was my Congressman, Tom Latham.

My first thought was that it makes Dummycrat Staci Appel-sauce for brains suddenly a viable candidate, but then it passed...like a fart.

I'm wondering if Leonard BOZO-well might want to give it another go, but that could just be faulty, misleading misinformation.

I expect State Senator Matt McCoy to jump in, after all he dropped his CONgressional bid when BOZO-well moved to Des Moines.

The Brothers Johnson?

I wanted to share these HIGHlights, of the recent Johnson County Democrats Hall of Fame dinner, thanks to John Deeth and his blog.

According to State Senator Jack ASS...err, Hatch -- "Iowa has highest percentage of children with health insurance in the country"

Really?

As of 2011, the Georgetown University Health Policy Institute Center for Children and Families found Massachusetts, Vermont, Connecticut, Hawaii, Illinois and New Hampshire had the lowest rates of uninsured children.

Jack Ass comes across as a little less than truthful with the press in his run for Governor, telling them --

I’m thinking about it.  I wish I could say more, but until the session is over, I’m going to be focused on that. I don’t want any of my colleagues to be diverted from working with me on legislation that’s real important to the state.

To JoCo Dems, Hatch acknowledged that recently leaked news that he'd formed an exploratory committee for governor, and he pledges to stand on principle. "For the first time in 8 years, we'll have a governor who won't make decisions based on polls," he said, in an implied shot at Chet Culver. "Democrats win when we vote with our heart."

A blast to the bow of Big Lug Butt...err Nut!

From CONgressman Dave No Sack...err Loebsack -- Our future is at stake. When I was a political science professor I used to hate when politicians said things like 'our future is at stake,' but this time it's really true

In 2007 No Sack used a similar line, but it was the future of our children that was at stake.

One speaker shared -- "I'm a product of a broken home... politically, My mother was a Democrat and my father was a Republican. Dad always said 'know something about the person before you vote.' Mom, not so much." 

That explains Barack Obama and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Finally, we came across this Deeth wannabe in the guise of one Dwayne Johnson.

Taxanne CONlin

Will another tax issue derail Rozanne --err, Roxanne Conlin's second campaign?

Her 1982 run for Governor was tripped up by her disclosure of not paying state income taxes for 1981, in part because she and her husband took advantage of tax shelters that she had denounced.

In a Dummycrat debate yesterday she was questioned, by opponent Tom Fiegen, about collecting $20 million in tax credits and also selling $6 million of the tax credits for cash.

Taxanne's response -- “I think it’s clear that Mr. Fiegen doesn’t understand about tax credits. You always sell tax credits.”

ALWAYS?

The Ragister points out...Developers typically sell the credits to businesses.

They also try to dissuade anyone from making this an issue with this story headline

Fiegen sets old tax hurdle in Conlin's path

Correction -- It's a NEW tax issue by the same OLD candidate and the scientific community is united in that fact.

The Ragister then digs out Dummycrat State Senator Jack ASS...err, Hatch to try and defend her and the developer said -- "I don't think it was a fair question at all".

I sent an email to Joe Kristan of the Tax Update Blog for his take on CONlin, but it was late in the day and I haven't heard back yet.

However, here's his take on tax credits.

Kristan commented on the Big Lug Nut signing a bill trimming back some of Iowa's 30-odd economic development tax credits.

One of the biggest abuses cited by the tax credit review panel was credit transferability, enabling people to sell tax credits at a discount to line their own pockets. The biggest remaining transferable credit is the historic rehabilitation credit. State Senator Jack Hatch and the husband of the Democratic candidate for U.S. Senate are both big rehab credit developers. Not surprisingly, transferability isn't touched by the bill.

In another post on the subject, Kristan stated -- are the tax credits worth keeping at all? There's no evidence they do any good. Far better to scrap the credits, lower the rates, and let us keep our money without running it through the Department of Revenue first.

In his Iowa tax Reform plan, Kristan believes -- All economic development tax credits - ethanol, films, R&D, "targeted" jobs and the like, they all should go. Low rates are more important than any of these, all of which serve primarily to fund the well-connected.

Which should leave the CONlin campaign crying...Say it ain't so, Joe!

Library Pictures?

Staying with our questionable pictures theme, the Ragister put a picture of Governor Wannabe Jack ASS...err, Hatch, with computers, to go with this story -- Newton library pulling plug on kiosk for jobless.

The picture isn't current, as Hatch is wearing a winter coat and I doubt that the other man in the picture is Library Director Sue Padilla.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

My takeaway is that Newton has reached full employment.

In other Iowa Workforce Development (IWD) news --

IWD LAYOFFS: Sequestration Cuts Blamed

The head of ASSME, Danny Homan, charged Governor Branstad has failed to keep his promise to bring more jobs to Iowa.

According to Homan -- “Now if he was in school he`d be getting an F on that operation because he isn’t coming close to creating 250,000 jobs.”

Homan either failed at math or is a liar, probably both, as Branstad's 2010 campaign plan was for 200,000 jobs.

Dialogue

A couple of odd things, that I've noticed, happened during last night's rally for trademark pending.

Rally organizer Kevin Patrick mentioned cannons on the Capitol grounds as being from an old tradition called defend your castle.

I'll give the law student a pass because he's not from here, but that mortar is from the Civil War.

Another canon on the ground is from the Spanish American War, as is a Howitzer.

I'm not sure canons were used to defend castles, Patrick may have just been playing too many video games (Defend Your Castle) and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Dummycrat Representative Ako Abdul-Samad was involved in another odd moment when he called up Dummycrat Senator Jack Hatch and they both took off their hoodies.

It was three years ago this month that Hatch dropped the N-word on Ako at that very Statehouse, guess they've had that conversation.