Dean Dean the LYING machine

Democratic chairman Howard Dean mischaracterized his party's platform on gay rights in an interview courting evangelicals. Dean told Christian Broadcasting News that the 2004 Democratic platform declares "marriage is between a man and a woman". Dean sought to establish common ground with religious conservatives in the interview on Pat Robertson's network. Dean stated in the interview: "The Democratic Party platform from 2004 says that marriage is between a man and a woman. That's what it says." The platform asserts "We support full inclusion of gay and lesbian families in the life of our nation and seek equal responsibilities, benefits, and protections for these families." Not until after his remarks prompted the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force to return a $5,000 donation from the Democratic National Committee did Dean acknowledge his misstatement. The National Gay and Lesbian Task Forces executive director Matt Foreman said in an interview, "We need for Governor Dean to demonstrate real leadership on our issues, not to equivocate depending on the audience." Equivocate depending on the audience? That's just a fancy way to say LIAR!!!

Dean's The Scream

I got this from the Wall Street Journal's OpinionJournal

Howard Dean, chairman of the Democratic National Committee, stopped by the offices of the liberal American Prospect for lunch last week, and according to the Propsect's Tapped blog, Salon's Walter Shaprio had this exchange with him:

Shapiro: Governor, from where you sit, is the fact that there will be two caucuses between the Iowa caucuses and the New Hampshire primary a done deal, or is this still open for negotiation, as to whether there will be caucuses and/or whether New Hampshire will have its traditional unmolested Iowa/New Hampshire role in American history?

Dean: We don't molest anybody. We leave that to the deputy press secretary of the Homeland Security agency.

Dean's reference is to Brian Doyle, who was arrested this month for allegedly sending sexually explicit emails to a "14-year-old girl" who was actually a police detective. Blogger Kevin Aylward notes that this case has gotten lots of attention from liberal bloggers, "heaping generous portions of blame on the Bush administration."

But it turns out, also according to Aylward, that Doyle is a career civil servant and a registered Democrat! Dean's little joke is not only tasteless but is at the expense of his own party.

I still have the visual of Iowa's own CommieTommie Harkin standing behind Dean caucus night 2004, when Howard let her rip...HEYAWWWWWWWWW! As Ron White would say; He had the right to remain silent, but he didn't have the ability!

Katie bar the door

Howard "The Scream" Dean blamed the networks, mentioning CBS, for politicians who talk in sound bites and don't stray from their script.

Dean told a meeting of the Mortgage Bankers Association the solution to the problem was...

"I suggest you have candidates in to meetings like this and bar the press."

...Dean said politicians live in fear that their words will be twisted for the sake of headlines.

Dean is right about the sound bites part of the problem.

Ronald Reagan gets credit for adapting his message to the sound bite so it could fit unedited into the evening news.

He's wrong about barring the press.

The real reason politicians don't stray from the script is because they fear looking like the ass that Howard Dean became with his caucus scream.

And the scientific community is united in that fact...HYAH!!

The Damage Has Been Done

Didn't you used to be somebody, Howard Dean, was in town to talk to a labor convention.

The Ragister got to ask him if he’s definitively ruling out a White House bid.

They noted his response as, “Ahhgh, we’re done here. Thank you.”

Dean's been done here, and pretty much everywhere, since his HYAH! in January 2004.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

THANK YOU Howard Dean, for the gift that keeps giving.

I know you are, but what am I?

Let's see if I get this right. In a speech in Florida Howard Dean calls for an end to Divisiveness then proceeds to...

*Attack President Bush personally and on national defense, health care, education and Social Security.

*Call Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri a-Maliki an "Anti-Semite".

*Republicans and their agenda.

*Called Congresswoman Kathrine Harris a "Crook" and compared her to Joseph Stalin.

No Divisiveness there! Just like a Fiberal Dummycrat to call everyone else the names they actually are. Maybe Mr. Dean should remember when you point a finger at someone, there are three more pointing back at you! I like what Senator John Warner (R-VA) had to say, "I dismiss Howard Dean. Really, he's a disappointment, even to Democrats. I don't care to deal with that."

Why I call them DUMMYcrats

From Knight Ridder Newspapers

Democrats cast themselves Saturday as the party that will change the nation's unpopular course but hedged on how they would do it....Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean signaled that he thought anger at Bush, which fueled much of his eventually unsuccessful 2004 presidential campaign, would usher his party into power.....Democrats hoped the backdrop of New Orleans would serve as a fresh reminder of the failures of the federal government under Republican rule. None blamed the Democrats who ran the city or state. Democratic leaders Saturday gave standing ovations to New Orleans May Ray Nagin and Louisiana Gov. Kathleen Blanco. Dean call her the "most admired governor" in the country....While not on the agenda, Iraq was raised in a meeting Dean had with state party officials Friday. Dean said he wanted to talk more about finding a consensus, but later this year and behind closed doors. "I do not want to air our differences of opinion in front of the esteemed Fourth Estate. This is a serious discussion ... we're going to find a way to do that in a private setting." Aides said the meeting had not been scheduled, and they did not know if it would happen before or after the November elections. "The Democratic Party is continuing to evolve on Iraq ... There is much we have in common," Dean said. "While we don't have an ironclad timetable, we're heading in the right direction."

The party blueprint, "The Democratic Vision," will be officially rolled out in a national campaign April 29.

It promises:

• Honest and open government

• Security

• Energy independence

• Economic prosperity and educational excellence

• Expanded health care

• Retirement security

It was designed by Congressional Democrats and party officials after research that involved two waves of focus groups, one late last year and the other in February. Deliberately vague, party aides said it was more principles than detailed policy proposals. "They want a message everyone can agree to talk about. So they're starting with the lowest common denominator," said a Democratic consultant who spoke on condition of anonymity. Dean added six more promises in a speech Saturday, including creating a "living wage," banning all lobbyist-financed travel in Congress, changing the new Medicare prescription-drug benefit and enacting all the recommendations of the Sept. 11 terrorist commission.

What jumped out at me when I read this was...Hedging on how they were going to change the nation's unpopular course, There's some leadership! Wanting to blame Republicans for Katrina. Mayor "Nagging" and Governor "Blank-oh". Again, there's some leadership! No ironclad timetable on Iraq, but evolving strategy that's headed in the right direction. Strike three, your out! I can sum it all up using their own words. Vote Dummycrat it's "the lowest common denominator".

The American Scream

This story is a scream and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Howard Dean says 'Who knows?' to another presidential run

Here's hoping CommieTommie Harkin will be right by his side, just like the last time.

The truth is Howard Dean knows he'll never be taken seriously again.

HYAH!

I thought only Republicans were racist

This is via the Drudge Report. I doubt that it will hurt Ben Nelson's re-election in Nebraska this fall, who knows it could be an issue with the black community in Omaha and Lincoln. Mary Landrieu has got her work cut out for her before her 2008 re-election. You know what they say about paybacks!



DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL COMMITTEE WORKED TO DEFEAT NAGIN

**Exclusive**

The Democratic National Committee (DNC) secretly placed political operatives in the city of New Orleans to work against the reelection efforts of incumbent Democrat Mayor Ray Nagin, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

DNC Chairman Howard Dean made the decision himself to back mayoral candidate and sitting Lieutenant Governor Mitch Landrieu (D-LA), sources reveal.

Dean came to the decision to back the white challenger, over the African-American incumbent Nagin, despite concerns amongst senior black officials in the Party that the DNC should stay neutral.

The DNC teams actively worked to defeat Nagin under the auspice of the committee's voting rights program.

The party's field efforts also coincided with a national effort by Democrat contributors to support Landrieu.

Landrieu had outraised Nagin by a wide margin - $3.3 million to $541,980.

Preliminary campaign finance reports indicate many of Landrieu’s contributions came from out of state white Democrat leaders and financiers, including a $1,000 contribution from Sen. Ben Nelson's (D-NE) PAC.

The defeat of Mitch Landrieu is the latest setback for Dean's often criticized field operation.

In his victory speech late Saturday night, Nagin praised President Bush.

"You and I have probably been the most vilified politicians in the country. But I want to thank you for moving that promise that you made in Jackson Square forward," Nagin said.

Trippi ng

In his effort to knock off Congressman Steve King,
Dummycrat Ron Hubler has hired the consulting firm of Trippi & Associates for strategery.

Asked if he can help Hubler, Trippi told Iowas Newz Liter...

“I assure you these allegations are false.”

Joe Trippi has recently been associated with Phony Joanie Edwards, but can best be remembered for leading Howard Dean's 2004 campaign.

Those both worked out well and the scientific community is united in that fact.

HYAH!

If the Caucuses kicked off today

"I would say I am winning," the New York senator said Friday during a meeting with Des Moines Register reporters and editors when she was asked about her electability.

"If you look at the polls that are being taken - I personally think they're snapshots in time - but as opposed to talking hypothetically if you talk based on the information that we have, I am winning. I am winning. I am beating the Republicans."

In the immortal word of Howard Dean, King of the Iowa Caucuses...HYAH!!
And the scientific community is united in that fact.

I had a dream
But it turned to dust
What I thought was love
That must have been lust...

I'm winning
I'm winning
I'm winning
And I don't intend on losing again

What's with the red neck?

It's a staph infection Dummy(crat).

There's a bit of an uproar over the fact that Dummycrat Congressional staffers took shots before attending a NASCAR race last weekend in Talladega , Alabama.

The staffers were immunized against hepatitis A, hepatitis B, tetanus, diphtheria and influenza.

Republican staffers refused the shots and said they were told it was not necessary by the House Attending Physicians' Office.

According to one House Republican staffer, a check with the physicians office revealed that hepatitis B shots are not even offered to members or staff because it is a sexually transmitted disease.

I didn't know Bill Clinton liked NASCAR.

This doesn't help the Howard Dean southern strategy of going after voters... "with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks."

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Hey, I'm tawkin' here

Hillary Rodham Clinton alluded to the fact she's the Dummycrat that Republicans most fear.

"I'm the one person they are most afraid of...."

Not for the reasons she believes!

Senator Chuck Schumer (D/NY) pulled a Biden when he said...the country is not ready to have Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama on the same ticket.

"Well, first woman and first black, you don't want to - it may be hard."

"You know, the American people, I think they would vote for a woman. And I think they would vote for a black, an African-American,"

"But tickets are good to have some balance."

Since then, Schumer has become considerably more politically correct, saying his main concern is that it wouldn't have geographical balance - meaning a Southerner.

Oh, the Howard Dean Southern strategy of going after voters..."with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks."

And he was WRONG

On Friday CommieTommie Harkin told the Ragister...

The U.S. Senate probably will vote next week to tell President Bush it disagrees with his addition of troops to Iraq...

The Iowa Democrat said he would prefer a stronger resolution than the one offered by Sen. John Warner, R-Va.

But Harkin noted that under Senate rules, controversial measures need to attract 60 votes to cut off debate.

"This might be the best we can hope for," he said during a meeting with Des Moines Register editors and reporters.

Let's go to the headlines....

Senate votes not to debate Iraq proposal

Now for the rest of the story...

A bipartisan resolution repudiating President George W. Bush's decision to send 21,500 more troops to Iraq failed to advance in the U.S. Senate on Monday, dealing a serious setback to critics of the war.The resolution needed 60 votes before the 100-member Senate could begin debate, but it got 49, with 47 voting against.

How can that be?

CommieTommie told us it would pass and that it didn't need 60 votes for cloture because it wasn't controversial!

As a member of the majority party, isn't CommieTommie in tune with Washington?

Here's the biggest bs that came from his Ragister interview...

Like all of Iowa's members of Congress, Harkin voted in 2002 to give Bush the authority to go to war with Iraq...

Harkin said he thought Bush would use the authority as a threat to force Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein into allowing arms inspectors to re-enter Iraq. Instead, the president rushed into an invasion, Harkin said.

The idiot Iowans who vote for you might believe your revisionist history, but you demean those of us that use our heads as something other than a place to put a hat!

Every member of Congress knew exactly what they were voting on!
CommieTommie Harkin is pictured two other times he's been wrong.

With Ramona Cunningham, of CIETC fame, at the 2004 dedication of their Tom Harkin Learning Center and endorsing Howard Dean for President...HYAH!

Meltdown?

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"That's enough. No, you stop. You've talked enough. Are you going to give me a chance to respond or are you just going to give a speech? Why don't you sit down and let me respond."--John Edwards to an unidentified New Hampshire voter, July 29, 2007

Sounds eerily familiar to another Dummycrat nut job...

"You sit down! You had your say, and now I'm going to have my say."--Howard Dean to Iowa voter Dale Ungerer, Jan. 11, 2004

You might say it's the pits.

HYAH!

Don't Blame It On Me

Showing true leadership, the kind that led him to endorse Howard Dean, CommieTommie Harkin blamed staff for the language error that might sink his food safety bill.

As we noted Wednesday, (Not So Fast Senator) the bill contains a section raising revenue, or taxes, and that tax provisions need to originate in the House.

Harkin, who graduated from Iowa State with a degree in government and economics, is also an attorney who served in the House from 1975 to 1985.

For 6 years before that he was a CONgressional aide, but apparently still doesn't have a basic knowledge of the Constitution and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Harkin also ranted about House Dummycrats who, he said, had approved bills with similar provisions numerous times.

Harkin can point a finger at whoever he wants, but the other fingers are pointed back at him.

Channeling Joe Jones

As I mentioned yesterday, "You Talk Too Much" should be Joe Biden's theme song.

Biden appeared before the DNC and opened his remarks by asking, "So, how was your week?"

In an obvious attempt to disarm the comments he made about Barack Obama and other Dummycrat opponents.

Biden then said, "I truly regret the words I spoke of people I respect very much."

I'm always publicly disparaging people I respect very much.

How is that in any way considered an apology?

Because you can't go before the party of Howard Dean and not scream about Iraq, here's Biden again...

On Iraq, he said the proposed increase in troops is a "tragic mistake" and "I will do everything in my power to stop it."

He hasn't always felt that way.

Per The Washington Times... Senate Foreign Relations Committee Chairman Joseph R. Biden Jr. has for years advocated increasing the number of troops on the ground in Iraq. But after Mr. Bush offered his proposal to do that earlier this month, the Delaware Democrat drafted a resolution rejecting the idea as not "in the national interest."

In the summer of 2005 here was Joe Biden on Iraq...

Sen. Joseph Biden Jr., appearing on ABC's "Good Morning America," disputed Bush's notion that sufficient troops are in place.

"I'm going to send him the phone numbers of the very generals and flag officers that I met on Memorial Day when I was in Iraq," the Delaware Democrat said. "There's not enough force on the ground now to mount a real counterinsurgency."

Biden argued, "The course that we are on now is not a course of success. He (Bush) has to get more folks involved..."

What changed?

The President is now for more forces on the ground so Biden, and other Dummycrats have to be against it!

It's a Groucho Marx "Horse Feathers" policy, they're not smart enough to realize they're asses!

I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
No matter what it is or who commenced it, I'm against it!
Your proposition may be good
But let's have one thing understood
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
And even when you've changed it or condensed it, I'm against it!
For months before my son was born
I used to yell from night till morn
Whatever it is, I'm against it!
And I've kept yelling since I've first commenced it, I'm against it.

Lastly, in the fall of 2005, more genius that is Joe Biden...

"...Our large military presence-- while still the only guarantor against a total breakdown -- is increasingly counterproductive..."

How is the military presence LARGE when there's not enough forces?

How can it be a guarantor against total breakdown when it's countproductive?

Sing it Joe

You talk too much you worry me to death,
You talk too much, you even worry my pet
You just talk, talk too much
You talk about people that you don't know,
You talk about people wherever you go
You just talk, talk too much
You talk about people that you've never seen,
You talk about people, you can make me scream
You just talk, you talk too much

Kiss Him Goodbye

Rudy became the Howard Dean of this election cycle, without the scream...HYAH!

I was disappointed, but it's not the first time I supported a candidate in the caucus who didn't get the nomination.

Can you say Pete Dupont?

I have no doubt that John McCain will carry the war on terrorism mantle well.

Joanie Phony is dropping out.

I know what you're thinking, what took him sooo long?

This move comes just days after finishing third in his birth state and then declaring he would remain in the race until the "brokered" convention.

In his own immortal words...

"Goodbye, good riddance."

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Isn't it rich

Members of Florida's Democratic congressional delegation are threatening a voting rights probe should the national party strip the state of its presidential primary delegates.

The delegation members, in a letter to national party chair Howard Dean, accuse the Democratic National Committee of being ''poised to assault'' Floridians' right to cast their ballots.

This from the folks who couldn't cast a ballot if their butts depended on it and the scientific community is united in that fact.

This from the paranoid party who has cast dispersions on the last two Presidential elections, without one piece of evidence.

However, there's a lot of evidence of Dummycrat voter fraud...

In 2004 paid Democrat operatives charged with slashing tires on GOP get-out-the-vote vans in Milwaukee and an Ohio court order stopping Democrat operatives from calling voters telling them the wrong date for the election and faulty polling place information.

In June 2005 Democratic Party officials in East St. Louis, Illinois have been convicted of massive voter fraud in last November's election. The local jury convicted them of, among other things, paying people to vote Democratic. This is, really, only the tip of the iceberg; still to come is an attempted murder trial arising out of the effort by a Democratic Party official to murder a witness who threatened to blow the whistle on the Democratic official's corruption.

Don't forget...The Florida secretary of state's office reported it had found "legally sufficient" evidence that some 60 people in Palm Beach County had committed voter fraud by voting both there and in New York state. The Florida Department of Law Enforcement has launched a formal probe. In 2004, New York's Daily News found that 46,000 people were illegally registered to vote in both New York and Florida.

And...The U.S. Department of Justice recommended that an outside party be appointed to oversee Democratic primary elections in Noxubee County, Miss. In June, federal district judge Tom Lee found that Ike Brown, the Democratic political boss of Noxubee, had paid notaries public to visit voters and illegally mark their absentee ballots, imported illegal candidates to run for county office and manipulated the registration rolls.

Isn't it rich, isn't it queer
Losing my timing this late in my career
And where are the clowns
Quick send in the clowns
Don't bother, they're here.

He's a scream

The Chairman of the Dummycrat National Committee, Howard Dean, was in Des Moines campaigning for Barack O'Biden.

HYAH!

It just doesn't get any better than that, and the scientific community is united in that fact, unless you play it backwards.

Ain't that a Kiick in the head

The Ragister earns another Csonka for their continued support of Dummycrat James Hufferd.















Hufferd is an instructor at Des Moines Area Community College (DMACC) and founder of 9/11 Truth of Central Iowa.
















It shows you how bad things must be at the Ragister, for subscribers, that they have to appeal to loon's by giving them precious space.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

It should come as no surprise that Hufferd was a member of Howard Dean's Iowa Advisory Committee on Education.

HYAH is all I have to say about that!