Channeling Joe Jones

As I mentioned yesterday, "You Talk Too Much" should be Joe Biden's theme song.

Biden appeared before the DNC and opened his remarks by asking, "So, how was your week?"

In an obvious attempt to disarm the comments he made about Barack Obama and other Dummycrat opponents.

Biden then said, "I truly regret the words I spoke of people I respect very much."

I'm always publicly disparaging people I respect very much.

How is that in any way considered an apology?

Because you can't go before the party of Howard Dean and not scream about Iraq, here's Biden again...

On Iraq, he said the proposed increase in troops is a "tragic mistake" and "I will do everything in my power to stop it."

He hasn't always felt that way.

Per The Washington Times... Senate Foreign Relations Committee Chairman Joseph R. Biden Jr. has for years advocated increasing the number of troops on the ground in Iraq. But after Mr. Bush offered his proposal to do that earlier this month, the Delaware Democrat drafted a resolution rejecting the idea as not "in the national interest."

In the summer of 2005 here was Joe Biden on Iraq...

Sen. Joseph Biden Jr., appearing on ABC's "Good Morning America," disputed Bush's notion that sufficient troops are in place.

"I'm going to send him the phone numbers of the very generals and flag officers that I met on Memorial Day when I was in Iraq," the Delaware Democrat said. "There's not enough force on the ground now to mount a real counterinsurgency."

Biden argued, "The course that we are on now is not a course of success. He (Bush) has to get more folks involved..."

What changed?

The President is now for more forces on the ground so Biden, and other Dummycrats have to be against it!

It's a Groucho Marx "Horse Feathers" policy, they're not smart enough to realize they're asses!

I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
No matter what it is or who commenced it, I'm against it!
Your proposition may be good
But let's have one thing understood
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
And even when you've changed it or condensed it, I'm against it!
For months before my son was born
I used to yell from night till morn
Whatever it is, I'm against it!
And I've kept yelling since I've first commenced it, I'm against it.

Lastly, in the fall of 2005, more genius that is Joe Biden...

"...Our large military presence-- while still the only guarantor against a total breakdown -- is increasingly counterproductive..."

How is the military presence LARGE when there's not enough forces?

How can it be a guarantor against total breakdown when it's countproductive?

Sing it Joe

You talk too much you worry me to death,
You talk too much, you even worry my pet
You just talk, talk too much
You talk about people that you don't know,
You talk about people wherever you go
You just talk, talk too much
You talk about people that you've never seen,
You talk about people, you can make me scream
You just talk, you talk too much

I've Gotta Be Me

Always One Of A Kind, Joe Biden was in a couple of Iowa cities yesterday.

Biden got out of the gaffe gate early when calling Scott Community College President Dr. Theresa Paper quote "Dr. Pepper".

I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper,
She's a Pepper, we're a Pepper,
Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?
Be a Pepper. Drink Dr Pepper.

BURP!

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

The Vice President also regurgitated some errors of fact while attacking Mitt Romney.

The press gave early snippets of what Biden was to say, in Davenport, before his arrival.

The Wall Street Journal wrote, and I’m quoting, ‘Romney appeared to scoff, first in Detroit, then in Florida, at the notion of manufacturing as a job engine for the future.’

So look folks, we have a choice in this election:

Between our philosophy that believes manufacturing is central to our economy, and their philosophy that scoffs at it.

Biden didn't give the whole picture from the Wall Street Journal, as Romney is then quoted...

"Last month, 5,000 people lost their jobs in manufacturing," Romney said at the Detroit appearance. "The president seems to be out of touch with what's happening in his own economy."

Hence the scoffing.

Back to Biden -- “Governor Romney has called the president ‘out of touch.’ That’s a quote. Out of touch for encouraging young people to try to get manufacturing jobs. Romney? Pretty remarkable. As an old friend of mine says, ‘That’s chutzpah.’”

While I think the 'out of touch' quote stands on its own when speaking of the President, the actual quote (above) was... "The president seems to be out of touch with what's happening in his own economy."

Here's more of Joe just being Joe --

As governor of Massachusetts, Romney repeatedly slashed funding for workforce training, and vetoed a bill to block state services to be outsourced overseas

In one case, a taxpayer-funded 800 number for the Massachusetts government was answered by workers on the other side of the world

The Washington Post's The Fact Checker had this to say about that claim when it was aired last year in a pro-Obama group ad --

“American Jobs Relocated.” This eye-popping claim is based on some pretty flimsy evidence. First, the group points to Romney’s 2004 veto of a bill that would have prohibited state contracts with companies that use overseas employees for the work. Romney, then governor of Massachusetts, argued at the time that the bill did not protect the state’s jobs but might actually cost money. Proponents of the bill had touted a union study claiming that $7 million was spent on contract work overseas

One has to wonder where Biden was one year later, while in the United States Senate, for the United States Workers Protection Act of 2005?

This act was sponsored by Dummycrat Senator Chris Dodd and would have, among other things, prohibited outsourced federal government work from being performed by a contractor or any subcontractor outside the United States and prohibit federal funds from being disbursed to a state until the Governor of the state has transmitted written certification that none of the funds will be spent for the performance of contracts outside the United States

The United States Workers Protection Act of 2005 received no Cosponsors and died.

Who else was in the United States Senate at the time?

Barack Obama!

Say it ain't so, Joe!

Biden continued -- It’s one thing for a local company to outsource a call service, but for the state government to outsource a call service that’s set up to answer questions for people in the state with a problem they had in their government, to outsource that?

Iowa sent nearly $1 Million dollars to an out of state firm, National Jewish Health in Colorado, to run it's quit smoking line.

I'll wager Biden's home state of Delaware does the same thing for its Quitline.

At the time Joe Biden was their Senator, Delaware's QuitPower was operated by a Minnesota-based company.

Best Biden Ever

It appears Joe Biden measured up(?) to Barack Obama's high standards.

Obama bypassed what I believed was the safe pick (Bayh Bayh Biden)and did go with someone who'll be a challenge.

I can only hope Joseph ROBINETTE Biden Jr. will spend a lot of time in Iowa, it's the scene of a few of Biden's Best and the scientific community is united in that fact.

In an Iowa debate, in his 1988 Presidential bid, Biden plagiarized Neil Kinnock almost word for word from a Kinnock TV commercial designed to evoke memories of the British class struggle.

Where Kinnock's coal-mining ancestors worked "eight hours underground," Biden's somewhat mythical forebears "would come up after twelve hours." Biden in the past had given credit to Kinnock, but in Iowa he introduced the fiery rhetoric by deceptively claiming, "I started thinking as I was coming over here . . ."

He was in Iowa, he would have been better off thinking of Nile Kinnick.

Last year, in Des Moines, Biden was on the money when he said...Americans must not vote for inexperienced, likeable presidential candidates, then hope the winner can get up to speed after the election.

While trying to tell kids at Des Moines East High that he would be "the education president unlike any president has in American history", Biden referred three times to Iowa's Junior Senator as Tom Harkins.

Biden and Harkin(s) have been in the Senate together for over 22 years.

Obama has been known to borrow words without attribution, maybe that's one reason he picked Biden.

Maybe he borrowed, from Biden, the pay grade statement last Saturday.

It will be interesting to see how they spin the CHANGE angle with someone who's been in the Senate since 1973 and dance around bad lobbyists when one of Biden's sons, Hunter, is a registered Washington lobbyist.

Talk to us Joe!

Veep Steaks

I thought Sarah Palin looked like a Caribou caught in the crosshairs for the first half hour, but there were times when she ate Biden's lunch.

Just like John McCain, she found her footing and took off.

I'm not sure why Palin's lapel mic seemed to be the only one on before and after the debate (Can I call you Joe?) .

I was glad that she got in the McCain warning two years ago, regarding Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

It was good she mentioned Obama has voted the Democrat party line 96% of the time, I believe it's more like 97%, that's clearly not bipartisanship.

She scored in our household with...

"Don't live outside our means. We need to make sure that as individuals we're taking personal responsibility through all of this."

When Biden went off about "deregulation", Palin should have reminded Biden that he voted for banking deregulation in 1999 and it was signed into law by Bill Clinton.

Senator Biden you can choose to call it fairness, but it is a redistibution of wealth!

Since 2000, tax cuts have taken 13 million filers off of the income tax rolls. Today, one-third of all filers have no federal income tax liability and nearly 40% of all federal income taxes are now paid by the top 1% of taxpayers (60% by the top 5%).

How's that for fairness?

Biden continues to lie, the AP disproved it last week, about McCain's $5,000 health care tax credit...For most families, that tax credit would for several years be more generous than the current tax break for employer-sponsored health insurance.

Biden was also critical of it going "straight to the insurance company".

Isn't that where you buy insurance?

I thought Biden's response to the question of "what promises have you and your campaigns made to the American people that you're not going to be able to keep?"

Biden: "Well, the one thing we might have to slow down is a commitment we made to double foreign assistance. We'll probably have to slow that down."

Biden then went on to talk about how they wouldn't implement any of McCain's campaign proposals?

Joe Biden gaffe...John McCain said as early as last December, quote -- I'm paraphrasing

You can't paraphrase a quote and the scientific community is united in that fact, maybe he meant plagiarizing?

On energy, Biden and Obama mouth that we need to drill domestically, but as Palin pointed out...

"Barack Obama and Sen. Biden, you've said no to everything in trying to find a domestic solution to the energy crisis that we're in. You even called drilling -- safe, environmentally-friendly drilling offshore as raping the outer continental shelf".

Biden lied when talking about clean coal technology..."I have always supported it. That's a fact".

He said his comments regarding in Ohio were taken out of context, you be the judge...

"No coal plants here in America," he said. "Build them, if they're going to build them, over there. (Meaning China) Make them clean."

"We’re not supporting clean coal," he said of himself and Obama.

She came close to my point yesterday, Debate Day, when she called Biden out for supporting the war and then opposing it and even got in Biden's face with the fact it was a war resolution.

I find it odd that Democrats have trouble waging war against people that are trying to kill us, al-Qaeda, but have no trouble committing Americans into battle in places like Darfur.

I loved Palins closing statement...

I like being able to answer these tough questions without the filter, even, of the mainstream media kind of telling viewers what they've just heard. I'd rather be able to just speak to the American people like we just did.

And it's so important that the American people know of the choices that they have on November 4th.

I want to assure you that John McCain and I, we're going to fight for America. We're going to fight for the middle-class, average, everyday American family like mine.

I've been there. I know what the hurts are. I know what the challenges are. And, thank God, I know what the joys are, too, of living in America. We are so blessed. And I've always been proud to be an American. And so has John McCain.

We have to fight for our freedoms, also, economic and our national security freedoms.

It was Ronald Reagan who said that freedom is always just one generation away from extinction. We don't pass it to our children in the bloodstream; we have to fight for it and protect it, and then hand it to them so that they shall do the same, or we're going to find ourselves spending our sunset years telling our children and our children's children about a time in America, back in the day, when men and women were free.

We will fight for it, and there is only one man in this race who has really ever fought for you, and that's Sen. John McCain.

Chris mentioned several times that Biden is good at talking, it must be that 35 years of experience in the U.S. Senate where all they do is talk, and she couldn't keep up with all the figures flowing from his lips.

Well, figures lie and liars figure!

The Past IS Prologue

Here's a couple of final thoughts on Joe Biden from the debate.

I thought he was suffering another aneurysm, or being Max Headroom, when he stumbled over characterization.

On one hand Biden said "the surge will not work" in Afghanistan and seconds later stated "we need more troops in Afghanistan."

A surge is an increase in troops and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Biden "quoted" General David McKiernan...

"...our commanding general in Afghanistan said the surge principle in Iraq will not work in Afghanistan, not Joe Biden, our commanding general in Afghanistan."

Here's the take on that from National Public Radio (NPR), a far from conservative voice...

General David McKiernan, the US commander in Afghanistan this week said "Afghanistan is not Iraq. .. What I don't think is needed -- the word I don't use in Afghanistan is the word surge."

On the other hand, speaking today, McKiernan said more troops should be rushed to Afghanistan "as quickly as possible." So while he doesn't believe in using the word surge because it resonates of Iraq, he does believe in rushing more troops to Afghanistan -- a surge by another name.

Lastly, while trying to appear folksy Biden said...

"...all you have to do is go down Union Street with me in Wilmington or go to Katie's Restaurant..."

Here's what they thought of that in Wilmington Delaware...

"For a guy running as an in-touch-with-real-people candidate, it's hard to believe he not only referenced a restaurant that has been closed for nearly 20 years, but he also got the location wrong!"

Biden being Biden!

No Surprises

According to the Quad City Times, Joe Biden made a surprise visit to the Davenport Obama campaign office.

Biden predicted victories in several swing states, according to a pool report. “I mean, look, I think we are in as good as shape as we could ever hope to be”.

That's not the same as victory, hell you're in better shape than you have a right to be after the way you both have governed.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Joe's not that great at predictions, two years ago he said Dummycrats would “keep the Senate and win the House.”

The only thing Biden is good at is gaffes.

The vice president had a little fun at his own expense, bringing up his mishap last week in Ohio, when he referred to the state as Iowa.

Speaking of Ohio, earlier in the day Biden was in Florida when he said that the Cleveland Plain Dealer is "one of the major newspapers in this state."

While still in Florida, Biden told a Republican -- "Well look, I'm not trying to talk you into voting for me, I just wanted to say hi to you, okay? And after it's all over when your insurance rates go down then you'll vote for me in 2016. I'll talk to you later."

In Davenport, Biden ignored a woman who shouted to him, "you’re our man in 2016”.

Hey, that's Joe's little joke.

Biden delivered on his promise to give you the whole load today.

He truly was being a good Biden today.

In a way, I'm going to miss that crazy coot when he's gone, but I'll be so glad he's out of power.

It ain't so, Joe

On the night he accepted the Dummycrat nomination for Vice President, Inside Edition uncovered a lie Joe Biden told at the University of Iowa.

In a striking moment in December 2007, he opened his heart to University of Iowa students. "Let me tell you a little story. My wife and three kids were Christmas shopping for a Christmas tree, a tractor trailer, a guy who allegedly, and I never pursued it, drank his lunch instead of eating his lunch, broadsided my family, killed my wife instantly, killed my daughter instantly, and hospitalized my two sons."

The truth is that Biden exaggerated the story...

No charges were ever filed. Local newspapers covered the results of the state probe with one 1972 headline declaring, "Trucker Cleared in Biden Crash." Delaware Deputy Attorney General Jerome Herlihy is also quoted in the 1972 article as saying "…there was absolutely no evidence of drinking."

Biden also distorted the story in his home state in 2001, telling University of Delaware students...

"It was an errant driver who stopped to drink instead of drive and hit a tractor trailer, hit my children and my wife and killed them."

Last night Barack Obama said about Joe Biden...

the "most effective thing he offers is his honesty".

Joe Blow

I'm surprised that Vice President Joe Biden finds it necessary to be on the campaign stump, after all he's stated Dummycrats will “keep the Senate and win the House.”

Biden was in Dubuque trying to bail out the career of CONgressman Bruce Braley.

The Veep, known for running his mouth, mentioned to Iowans that the administration was given a projected deficit of $1.3 trillion when it took office.

So what did team Obama/Biden do with that in 2009?

They quickly turned that into a $1.4 trillion deficit and this year have pared that down to just below $1.3 trillion.

Progress?

Biden also tried to get those in attendance to believe, "Since January of this year, we've created 860,000 private sector jobs. That's more jobs than George W. Bush and the Republicans created in eight years."

The Wall Street Journal credited the Bush administration with about three million jobs (net) created over eight years, Byron York has the figure at about two million new jobs -- net and National Review says net total employment went up by 1.08 million jobs.

PolitiFact has the private sector job growth at 847,000 through September and an overall net loss of nearly 3 million private-sector jobs since Obama/Biden began and nowhere near the 250,000 jobs a month and 500,000 jobs a month Biden promised in April.

It shows, again and again and again, that Biden is less than truthful and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Biden also claims many of those jobs are tied to 30,000 road, bridges, runway, fiber optic cable projects have been started across the country, including 400 in Iowa.

It's what you'd expect from someone who really believes --

"Every single great idea that has marked the 21st century, the 20th century and the 19th century has required government vision and government incentive. In the middle of the Civil War, you had a guy named Lincoln paying people $16,000 for every 40 miles of track they laid across the continental United States. ... No private enterprise would have done that for another 35 years."

Joe's Head

It's time for another installment of Crazy Uncle Joe Biden and the bullshit he bellows.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

In out latest installment, Joe is let out of the home to travel to the land of the Loon (because Joe's a little Coo coo coo coo coo....)

In Minnesota, Joe said -- “I’m an Eagles fan, but I love the Vikings”.

Say it ain't so Joe, because four years ago you told Wiscons-ites, "I'm a Green Bay Packers guy from high school!"

That was way back in the 20th Century though.

It looks like Team Obama/Biden has written off Wisconsin because of Packer fan Paul Ryan.

Joe continued -- “We see an America where no millionaire plays lower tax rate than any middle class American, where middle flack class folks continue to get tax breaks to send their kids to college instead of giving tax breaks to go out and drill for oil."

What?!?!?!

Poor Joe, the echo in his empty head has to hurt.

Joe also reminded voters that “Osama bin Laden was dead and GM was alive.” “That’s real measurable process!”

GM goes from bad to worse despite Obama bailout

General Motors is headed to bankruptcy -- again.

They're all about ready to put Joe back in that self hugging white coat.

Joe being Joe

Last week it was paying more in taxes is patriotic.

You have to question his patriotism on that and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Especially when it sounds more Socialist like Hellary's...We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.

Biden then tried to defend it with...

"Catholic social doctrine, as I was taught it is, you take care of people who need the help the most..."

Said the man who over a ten year period has given only $120 - $995 per year to charity when the average American in his income level gives over $20,000.

Biden, pictured in a University of Delaware Fighting Blue Hen hat, told his fellow alumni...

"I was out in Ohio," he said, clutching a football. "I told the folks in Ohio that we'd kick Ohio State's ass!"

It sounds like Team Obama/Biden has written off Ohio.

Recently he talked with Katie Couric about the nation's economic challenges...

"When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed. He said, 'look, here's what happened.'"

When the stock market crashed in 1929, F.D.R. was Governor of New York.

If television was so popular, why did he do all those fireside chats on radio when he became President?

Now Biden shows how phony the Obama energy plan is...

"No coal plants here in America," he said. "Build them, if they're going to build them, over there. (Meaning China) Make them clean."

"We’re not supporting clean coal," he said of himself and Obama.

This just days after he told a group of United Mine Workers, in Virginia...

“You know we have enough coal in the United States of America to meet out needs domestically for the better part of the next hundred to 200 years.”

"...investing it in coal gasification, finding out what we can do with carbon sequestration, finding out how we can burn the coal that you dig that can free us from being dependent on foreign oil countries and at the same time not ruin the environment."

Now the press (ABC) is picking up on Biden's Helleryesque Sniper Fire statement, that the Liter pointed out on September 10.

Yesterday Biden told the National Guard Association about the area where my helicopter was forced down...

Here's how fellow Senator John Kerry described the same flight that the pilot decided to land because of weather...

"We were going to send Biden out to fight the Taliban with snowballs, but we didn't have to do it…Other than getting a little cold, it was fine."

Joes' been caught embellishing the truth regarding the accident that killed his first wife and their daughter.

Poor Joe, he's also got Barack pointing out his errors.

After Biden condemmed the ad making fun of John McCain for not sending e-mail or using a computer...

"I thought that was terrible by the way." the campaign later had Biden justifying the ad.

Obama also chasitised his runningmate's initial response to the bailout of AIG, because it was the same as Senator McCain.

Blue Collar Man?

The things that come out of Joe Biden's mouth never cease to amaze me.

Biden Says He's Not Blue Collar: "No One In My Family Worked In A Factory"

Barack makes me sound like I just climbed out of a mine in Scranton, Pennsylvania carrying a lunch bucket.

Biden has made his living off of being blue collar and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Last month, in the blue-collar stronghold of Youngstown, Ohio, Biden bitched about Republicans -- They don't get us, they don't get who we are.

Back in 2008, Biden often boasted about his blue-collar background.

Don't blame Barack, Biden, blame the man in your mirror.

Biden also bloviated, this week, about the future at a graduation...

"Imagine being able to power your home at the fraction of the cost of what your parents now pay.  Because your home will be powered by solar shingles that cost no more than the shingles on your parents home today."

He also promised that hunger would be "vanquished" and that famine would be a "memory" in the future and "with it so much war and conflict."

Biden also promised electric vehicles and cleaner cars that would get "100 miles per gallon."

The New York Times agrees, noting that the electric car has long been recognized as "ideal" because it was cleaner, quieter and much more economical than gasoline-powered cars.

At least that's what they thought over 100 years ago, in 1911.

Law Dogs

Parents Magazine had a Facebook Town Hall with Joe Biden and Cranky, Crazy Joe came out.

Biden gets testy

One questioner equated gun control to drug control -- if criminalizing drugs didn't get them off the streets, why will criminalizing guns? -- and a second asked if limiting assault weapons and high-capacity magazines would limit people's ability to protect themselves.

"Is this Parents Magazine? I have Parents Magazine. I've never heard anybody in Parents Magazine ask these kinds of questions," Biden said.

Joe's used to softballs tossed underhand, Obama and Biden do NOT like to be challenged and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Biden bloviated on --

"Look, these comparisons are not appropriate, quite frankly, but secondly the idea [that] you should have no law unless the law you have prevents all violations of that law, that is not the way society works."

WHAT!?!?

...you should have no law unless the law you have prevents all violations of that law, that is not how society works.

This man is a lawyer!

This man is a lawyer?

Are You Experienced?

Attack rat Joe Biden is the latest to pick on the Bain of Mitt Romney's existence.

"When they succeed and the company succeeds, they make money.  "When the company they got involved with fails, they make money." 

According to Joe Blow, Bain never lost money.

That sounds like someone who's spent his whole adult life employed by government and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Out of 77 businesses Bain invested in, while Mr. Romney led the firm from its 1984 start until early 1999, 22% either filed for bankruptcy reorganization or closed their doors by the end of the eighth year after Bain first invested, sometimes with substantial job losses. An additional 8% ran into so much trouble that all of the money Bain invested was lost.

Biden also recites what he's told about Bain with, that no more qualifies you to be president than being a plumber!” 

Back Up Biden, it was you who said about Obama, "The presidency is not something that lends itself to on-the-job training."
 
 Let's plunge further into the experience theme, because it was Biden, in 2007, who told Iowans --

Americans must not vote for inexperienced, likeable presidential candidates, then hope the winner can get up to speed after the election

That's why it's time to flush both these fools (Obama/Biden) and in Biden's case why swing state Independent voters, 50%, view him unfavorably.

Debate Day

Sarah Palin could score major points and throw Joe Biden's supposed foreign policy experience out the window if she would merely do two things.

First, Remind Joe Blow Hard that he was for the Invasion of Iraq, as early as 1998, before he was against it.

Second, Remind Joe Blow Hard he was for "a surge of forces" before he was against it, calling it a "tragic mistake" and "I will do everything in my power to stop it.".

Biden only came out against a surge when President Bush came out for more ground troops.

In lieu of that, Biden just has to be Biden (a pompous ass) and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Give it up Joe!

Senator Joe Biden, along with Senator Barack Obama, are self proclaimed constitutional scholars.

Last night Biden tried to impart his knowledge of the Constitution...

"Article I of the Constitution defines the role of the vice president of the United States."

(BUZZ) WRONG!

Article I describes the role of the legislature, and it states that the Vice President of the United States shall be President of the Senate.

Biden then went on to claim...

"The primary role of the vice president of the United States of America is to support the president of the United States of America, give that president his or her best judgment when sought, and as vice president, to preside over the Senate, only in a time when in fact there's a tie vote. The Constitution is explicit".

The Constitution is explicit...the Vice President of the United States shall be President of the Senate.

"The only authority the vice president has from the legislative standpoint is the vote, only when there is a tie vote. He has no authority relative to the Congress. The idea he's part of the Legislative Branch is a bizarre notion invented by Cheney to aggrandize the power of a unitary executive..."

Joe, there you go again!

The Constitution, though, actually says the vice president is always president of the Senate and legal scholars say he has the right to preside at any time. Early vice presidents, such as Thomas Jefferson, actively exercised that role, the vice president still keeps offices at the Capitol, and scholars say it wasn't until the middle of the 20th century that the vice president had an office at the executive office building.

Biden should know better and the scientific community is united in that fact!

As for calling Cheney "the most dangerous vice president we've had probably in American history".

Watch Out!

Pinocchio

Bubba's bulbous nose gets bigger with every lie he tells and the scientific community is united in that fact.

The whopper of the night was when he said Obama was ready to be President of the United States.

That came after he said he loved Joe Biden and with Joe Biden’s experience and wisdom, supporting Barack Obama’s proven understanding, insight, and good instincts, America will have the national security leadership we need.

That shows you why Obama introduced Biden, last Saturday, as the next President.

Bubba hasn't changed how he really feels about Obama and here's how he stands on Obama's lack of experience...

Obama's experience is much like his own back in 1988 — when he decided not to run for president. "I came within a day of announcing, because most of the governors were for me and I had been a governor for six years," said the former president. "And I really didn't think I knew enough and had served enough and done enough to run."

Poor Tom

I see Joe Biden's mouth made news, again, while I was away.

Biden praises “Tom Kaine” while trying to tout Tim Kaine for Senate

It seemed so nice, Biden renamed him twice.

There is some speculation that the slip is because Tim Kaine was almost chosen as Obama’s running mate instead of Biden.

Kaine shouldn't feel bad.

Biden has butchered CommieTommie's name too, and the scientific community is united in that fact, and they served together 22 years in the Senate prior to Biden calling him Tom Harkins three times.

UpChuck?

Here are the reported highlights(?) of Vice President Joe Biden's appearance in Cedar Rapids for the Big Lug Nut.

Lieutenant Governor Patty Judge --“Some days we succeed, Some days we don’t but we keep trying”.

That will get votes.

First Lady Mari Culver -- "If you’re not pumped now, you’re not pump-able".

Her hubby's already over-inflated and the scientific community is united in that fact.

The Veep -- “I’ve known Chet — I hate to admit this — since he was seven years old, sitting in my front lawn in Wilmington, Delaware with his dad and mom...".

Makes you wonder why, after knowing someone for roughly 37 years, he called him Chuck Culver.

Back in 2007 Biden called CommieTommie Harkin, Harkins and that was after 22 years of knowing him.

"...Folks who live it, who smell it, who taste it, who know it...".

I believe Biden is referring to the BLN there, although he could be talking about Cedar Rancid - the City of 5 Smells.

Biden went off on a man crush when he described Culver with -- "This big guy with broad shoulders...from belt-buckle to shoe sole..."

Conveniently leaving out the girth of his gut.

Biden also had Culver wading "into the water, to make things happen...he tried to rescue and save his fellow Iowans".

Biden even quoted John Wayne, "Tomorrow is the most important thing in life, comes into us at midnight very clean. It’s perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands and it hopes we’ve learned something from yesterday”.

I'll close with John Wayne too --“Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.”

Remark A Bull

Harry Reid pulled a Joe Biden when he referred to Barack Obama as "light skinned" and "with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one."

Biden had previously called Obama "the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy".

Biden and Reid both apologized.

Reid, in a tough re-election battle, felt compelled to divulge his support for diversity with...

"throughout my career, from efforts to integrate the Las Vegas strip and the gaming industry to opposing radical judges and promoting diversity in the Senate, I have worked hard to advance issues."

Tellingly Reid may have been more truthful (and the scientific community is united in that fact) when he commented on Trent Lott's 2002 commments...

"You play how you practice. If you tell ethnic jokes in the backroom, it's that much easier to say ethnic things publicly. I've always practiced how I play."

Reid's racist remarks are on the record thanks to a new book, Game Change.

That book documents a rift in the Obama-Biden relationship, “Joe and Obama barely spoke by phone, rarely campaigned together.”

I had the feeling there was a fallout back in October of '08 when I opined, Can't hear you now.

GEe Joe

In a follow up to yesterday's post (Yuan Help Biden Help Boswell?) about Joe Biden blowharding into town, here's more info about General Electric (GE).

The Obama administration gave corporate giant General Electric—the parent company of NBC--$24.9 million in grants from the $787-billion economic “stimulus” law President Barack Obama signed in February 2009, according to records posted by the administration at Recovery.gov.

Despite getting $24.9 million from U.S. taxpayers, GE decreased its U.S.-based employees by 18,000 in 2009, according to the company’s 2009 annual report.

Biden bloviated about the elections and how "on Nov. 3rd, the day after the election, the Democrats are going to control the United States House of Representatives and the United States Senate."

As I noted back in August, (Bold Prediction?) the next Congress, the 112th, elected on November 2 wouldn't convene until January 3 and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Lastly, Biden said -- "...We have finally turned this supertanker around and it is headed home to port."

That's the analogy you want to use after how well the administration handled the Gulf oil spill?